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Me. Singing. On video. Gah! (Oh, and there is a whole bunch of “Blah, blah, blah” about The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, green mucous, Britney Spears and nakedness, as well.)

I have had a very artistic and musical few days. Which is odd considering that I couldn’t even TALK on Thursday and that Friday was my first full day out of my sick bed. Today was the first day that I have been able to sing every note in my register in about a month. For being so newly recovered I certainly overtaxed my body and voice.

Friday: Musical theater rehearsal

Saturday: Judged district PTA reflection contest entries.(Felt sad that I could not give extra “Awesome Points” to the film entry that included tiny, fluffy BUNNIES!) Rehearsed for performances on Sunday.

Sunday: Three performances.

Yup. THREE. Two performances were at church services and the third was a big ‘ole concert.

Every year there is an interfaith Christmas concert held at the Tabernacle to benefit Cache Valley’s food pantry. Instead of money for ticket, there are big bins to leave food and containers for cash donations.

IT. WAS. PACKED.

There were probably a hundred plus people standing in the aisles and at the back. They even stood up the stairs that the performers use to get on and off the stage. It was crazy, but fun.

Two of the selections were conducted by Craig Jessop. For those who don’t know him, he is the conductor of The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, which is a pretty nifty singing group. He’s swell. I’ve sung under his baton quite a few times over the years and love working with him.

Jonathan and I do this concert every year and this year we were joined by my friends Mary Ellen and MacKenzie. We had lots of fun. I really enjoy singing with my friends and especially my husband, because it is one of the few things that we have in common.

Jonathan and I both sing well for the average person. We sound good together, but it is difficult to find pieces for us to sing because we are both low voices. Probably the thing that makes us stand out is our “Tone”. They are dark and rich and honey-like.

Sorry, got off track there reveling in my awesomeness.

We are always highly in demand during the holiday’s. We both come from very large, musical families, so we are often guest soloing or performing as “Ringers” in family members choirs, parties, business functions and church meetings. It’s fine, but it can make it pretty taxing, both vocally and schedule-wise. This year is comparatively light, thank goodness.

It was so reassuring to be able to sing tonight. It has been crazy scary for my voice lately. Thick, green mucous that resembled brain matter was my constant companion for almost four weeks. Do you know what that is like? I imagine it is pretty close to having to live with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears suctioned to your body 24-7. (I admit, that may be a TINY bit grodier, but it is a damn close call.)

Shudder.

Usually when I am sick, I don’t totally lose my voice. I was VERY sick during the Odgen performance of my role as Mezzo soloist in The Messiah, but I could stil eek through it. I would have been SCREWED if I was sick like this back then. They would have had to scramble to find a replacement.

Which reminds me…

*Begin of spectacular rant of insecurity mingled with a healthy dose of ego*

Ok, ok. I have had a few dozen emails over the last months to post a damn clip of it already. I have been hesitant because it is my classical voice, and it is not usually to most people’s taste. I can sing other styles, like my recording from “Wicked”with the other Loralee. It is pretty cool. If you aren’t into opera and like a lighter sound you should take a listen. Still, classical is what I am best at.

I also hesitate because of the sound quality of the recording. Don’t get me wrong, it is NOT the fault of our fab videographer, it is the fault of the theater. The recording was not piped into my mike, so what your are hearing is mainly my nasal core tones. A lot of the “Pretty” is not there. The orchestra is also off because the lighting in the first half made half of them blind. Poor guys.

That night was difficult. Sickness compounds a few obstacles that already exist for me. For one, as a low voice, it is very hard to project over a big orchestra. I also had such a hard time navigating between my upper and lower registers. (Which might only makes sense to you, and you and you. Sorry, non-vocal people! Oh, great. Now I am having anxiety that there may be some other vocal person out there that I didn’t link to. Please don’t stone me. It’s late and I am totally tired. I’ll make out with you in the parking lot after school tomorrow to make up for it. I’m a whore like that.)

I’m afraid you won’t like it.

Best to just lay it out on the table even though it makes me feel naked with vulnerability.

What? What was that, you say? Enough damn excuses and talk about “Mucous, this” and “Naked, that” and post the freaking link already?

FINE, THEN! See if I am ever vulnerable and naked in front of you again!! In fact, if that is the way you feel about it you can just go sleep on the couch and forget about seeing me naked for a damn long time!!!

Oh…Wait…For a minute there I thought I was arguing with my husband.*

Where was I?

Oh, yes…

Wanna see me sing in front of an orchestra while totally stoned on enough painkillers to down an Elephant and eleventyhundred doses of Nyquil in a kick ass dress?

HERE YOU GO.

(Freaking. Ducking. Hiding. Never coming out again. Well, at least not until tomorrow.)

*End of rant*

It’s sad how insecure such an extroverted individual can be, no?

Sigh…

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*Kidding. I never argue like that. I’m more of a “I’m just going to go out and purchase items that you don’t usually like me to buy as sweet, sweet revenge” type of person.

Messiah (Ogden, 2007)

I haven’t been around because I am pretty sick. I’m not surprised, everyone around me has been ill lately. I look awesome ‘possum, don’t you think? Not at all like someone that has been giving out $5 blowjobs and using dirty needles in a rat-infested alley, right?sickiepooh2.jpg

The Messiah closed on Friday.I don’t think I have ever felt so awful during a performance. I woke up really sick in the morning. I’m used to feeling like I’ve been run over by a train, a semi and a couple of tractor trailers in the mornings, but this was “Fever, sinus, sore throat” SICK. I also kept violently sneezing which killed my back.

It was an hour drive to the city we performed in. I am glad that my passengers, Mary Ellen and Rachel survived.three-amigos.jpg As she filled the role of “Diva Dress Fluffer, I let Mary Ellen share my dressing room. me-and-mellon.jpgI put off getting into my dress until the last possible second and I spent a lot of my time curled up in on the floor of my dressing room in the fetal position. fetal1.jpgI had enough painkillers and cold meds to kill a horse and I still felt like major suck. makeup1.jpgI can’t complain, though. Even though I felt like shit, I managed to look pretty damn good.mellon-antlers1.jpgIt wasn’t easy getting the above photo. I have weird friends.
I can’t bitch too much. I blame myself.antlers.jpg

I don’t know how I did it, but I managed to sing OK. That was important to me because this is the performance they recorded the DVD they produce annually. I’ll post it when I receive it, but it won’t be for a few months yet.

I even had some dear friends and family in the audience and I will be forever grateful that they cared enough about me to come. It said a lot about my relationships with the amazing people.07messiah01.jpg

While it wasn’t as great as last weeks performance I was still happy with it and it was still such an amazing experience. I am so glad I got to do it and am looking forward to next year.

Multicultural Messiah 2007

Two out of the three performances are done. We have one more next Friday night in Ogden and then I am finished until next year. It was a really great experience. I loved singing with my husband and my friends, Brian, Mary Ellen and Rachel. I appreciate everyone who came to see us and support the cause behind this performance(Funding a trip for audiologists to fit kids with hearing aids in Mexico.) Everyone looked spiffy, and everyone agreed that my dress kicked some serious ass. Even I couldn’t find any flaws with my appearance in this sucker.As for my actual performance, I have to say it.

I freaking ROCKED!I worked so hard for this role and it paid off. I sounded great and it was probably my best performance to date. I just kicked tail. I looked good, too. It takes a lot for me to be that kind to myself, so it says a lot.

Other really good things happened, too. The mezzo that I replaced (She had the solo for a number of years and was devastated when I replaced her.) finally spoke to me about her feelings.

“I told John that if he was going to replace me, I was happy it was you and that he would never find another singer to do “He was despised” better than you. Thank you for not making a liar out of me.”

I was so touched and happy. She and I have worked together longer than just about anyone. I cut my teeth on my first professional opera engagement with her as my mirror mate in 1993. She means a lot to me and so it was high praise indeed.

Not to say that I wasn’t a basket case before hand, I was. I was nervous as all get out. See this photo? I was waiting to go onstage and I am pretty sure that I had chewed off my entire tongue by this point. I had to use every ‘Calm me down’ trick in the book. Luckily, those worked as well.
There were other SNAFU’S as well. My stomach hurt SO bad. My voice coach and Bass soloist let me munch on his box of wheat thins at intermission. I hadn’t eaten that day (It’s hard to sing on a full stomach), so I really needed it.

When I went out to sing my final aria, I breathed in and realized I had a huge piece of Wheat Thin lodged in my throat.

IT. HURT.

A. LOT.

I managed to get through the song and then the second I was done I ran off stage and was hacking and coughing and gagging. Security, singers and the signing chorus were all around me.
I lived but my HELL. I don’t recommend it.

My coach, Harry (And every other person) had zero idea there was anything wrong while I was singing. In fact, Harry said, “I was going to ask you what you did differently tonight because it was so emotional and really the best you’ve done. You should choke on Wheat Thins more often!”

Ha.
I am glad that I have one more night to soak in the pure joy I get from doing things like this. It takes a lot out of me though, so it is probably for the best that I don’t do it often. Otherwise I would have “Performance Hangover” a lot. It isn’t pretty, as you can see here:

Ta-ta for now, folks.

I hope you had a great weekend, because I did.