So why would a guy that loathes reality television spend the evening glued to the TV watching just that? What was he watching???“My Bare Lady”. Porn stars are cast in Shakespearean scenes in London’s West End. There is no real prize, they are all basically competing for the title of “Who sucketh the least”.
It is the lamest thing you have ever seen. EVER. I’m actually staggered these people could get a break in porn, actually. Not that I have seen a lot of porn to know, but I would guess that there isn’t really a lot of demand for great acting skills in a movie entitled “Holly Hammers Houston”. Just a guess, though.
Jon thinks it is the best reality show on TV because it is almost glorying in how BAD it is. Since he puts all reality shows in the “Wretched” category, he thinks the worst of the lot should win the title of “Best”.
I really don’t think I could have asked for better material to work with here. I definitely couldn’t have made it up, it’s too good. The sheer number of payback taunting I am going to get from this little nugget of information is almost making me giddy.
Yes, I’m petty, I know.