I’ll be talking about blogging.
FOR AN HOUR.
Needless to say, I feel a little frenzied and slightly nauseated with fear because that isn’t a lot of time to prepare. Mainly, I’m totally excited, so it’s all good.
Anyway, this isn’t a shameless plug or something I posted just to make myself feel all singular and special. I need your help, oh, wise and loyal internet people.
(I know, I know. What is with all the Loralee neediness going on lately? First I beg and plead for pretty music to listen to to get the buttrock anthem of junior high out of my head and and now I throw out another plea for help and input? Jeeze!)
I need to know what your favorite, best, most helpful blogging tip is. Any advice you’ve been given that you use all the time, things that really “work for you”. (OR things that really DIDN’T, too. Things to AVOID would be appreciated as well.)
I don’t care if you are big, small or medium sized. I don’t care what it is you blog about, I just need some input ASAP.
Please?! With big, fat, slobbery kisses on top? I don’t have time to research and organize. I have plenty of my own blogging advice but I need to walk in there with all the information I can get my hands on. I want to feel as prepared as possible.
Thank you in advance for any help you can give me. You are pretty and smell like flowers. (Just embrace it, guy readers. Even manly men have to have a soft, feminine moment every once in awhile. Just be glad that I’m not making you watch the Bravo channel with me and get matching pedicures, ok?)
I’ll let you know how it goes.
P.S. *This originally said “NPR” and it is causing confusion. I apologize for that. Apparently I am not going to be on NPR, I’m going to be on the Utah affiliate UPR. It airs at 9 am MST. (I think this is where you can listen if you want.)I wasn’t trying to be deliberately misleading, I just thought more people would get what I was talking about if I said, NPR so that is what I said. I can’t believe the amount of emails I am getting to put me back in my place. And some of them are a little bit too testy. GET THINE KNICKERS OUT OF A TWIST, PEOPLE. I meant no harm.
P.P.S. I also found out I’ll be sharing the time slot with another blogger (Seriously So Blessed). Which takes the heat off quite a bit. Her satirical blog is hilarious and has a fictional character that I swear I went to high school with. She is quite talented at poking fun in a good-natured way at Utah culture has strong traffic, a good following and totally intrigues me. We’re completely opposite bloggers in many ways so it will be a great balance, I think. I’m excited to meet her.
P.P.P.S. I have decided if I get a question that I don’t know how to answer and there is a bunch of awkward silence, “I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no babies, Miss Scarlett!” will be my “Go-to” phrase.
P.P.P.P.S. Do you think that the radio station will get fined if I say that I write about my ta-ta’s on the internet?