PLEASE READ BEFORE BROWSING!
It makes me cringe every time I see that someone is reading the early archives (You know, the time when I thought EACH PHOTO HAD TO BE ITS OWN POST????? See? Humiliating.)
So, unless you are trying to make yourself feel better about how lame your blog was at the start and need a good laugh, I strongly discourage you from reading the beginnings of this blog. Or even the middlings. Heck, why don’t you just leave well enough alone and just stay on the main page?
Otherwise it may cause your eyes to rupture and bleed, and I care about your eyesight, I really do.
March 2010
- 15th I'm going to Oklahoma to kick it with The Pioneer Woman at her ranch. (Squee!)
- 11th “No, you can’t dig up your brother”: Tough things I’ve had to think about and discuss with my children (and myself) about religion and death.`
- 8th Far Away Face Girl
- 7th Thank goodness for Snuggies. They save you from quasi incest-like flashing.
- 4th What do you mean, "Diet Coke and Cheetos aren't an acceptable breakfast!"?
- 1st Pretty much the most awesome blogitty photograph ever.
February 2010
- 24th Just in case you wondered what hanging with me for the day would be like. (Hint: It apparently includes lots of bed head, cleavage, a sickeningly cute baby and freaking AMAZING photographs.)
- 22nd Syndicated on BlogHer today: Jealousy in the blogosphere
- 18th How to self-promote (without looking like a total jerk).
- 14th Conflicted
- 11th What are your biggest online strengths? (Dude. That title is soooooooo boring that I hold it entirely responsible for any weird or freaky content in the following post. Just so you know.)
- 8th RED LETTER DAY!
- 7th I know that some might say that I am going to hell for this opinion, but...
- 5th Having a "favorite" child.
- 4th I should probably start off this post title with a warning telling you all that I have pretty much guzzled my weight in green cough syrup. Which, due to my non-drinking, Mormon upbringing and freakishly lightweight status means I am TOTALLY SLAMMED. So ya know...you have been warned n' stuff. I loathe grody green cough syrup. Because I pretty much think this stuff tastes like ass. Or worse than ass. IS there anything worse than that? Wait...I don't think I want to know that because really, tasting like ass is bad enough, thanks. MAN, does this stuff make you completely plowed. I think the Care Bears were here a minute ago. It also means that you don't give a freaking frig about, uh...ANYTHING. Which totally comes in handy for me right now.Though I should probably have figured out that I shouldn't go NEAR MY COMPUTER on any kind of mind altering substance. (I am quite enough sober, right?) but hey...it's fun. And this is a nice stress reliever since I am working on like, 5 posts and 5 projects all at once. It's nice to just throw something out there without being all anal and overthinking it all. Although I am probably going to have a killer case of posting regret in the morning. I hate computer regret. It sucks a duck. I need to learn to just just walk away from the computer. Or call a friend. Or eat an entire pie. I kinda think I vote for the pie because I have a fierce streak of phone anxiety. And the new phone I have has a touch pad keyboard and I suck at using it. I think that my extremities are too cold AND I have like, zero coordination and bad tech karma so I am pretty much screwed in this area. I mis-dial people ALL THE TIME ON IT.I swear I kept calling this Yak-tending Afghan dude one time when I was trying to order Chinese take out. Or maybe it was the right number and I just really suck at accents, who knows? Which reminds me, if I call my bank to get a new ATM card ONE MORE TIME and cannot understand what the HELL the person on the other line is saying I am going to go open up a firece can of "Utah Pioneer Stock WHOOPASS" on someone. For reals. I don't care that companies outsource but for the love of all that is holy I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND 1 of 5 WORDS THAT COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS, OK? And I was just kidding about the whole "Utah Pioneer Stock" thing. I am freakishly weak. It's a well known fact. Ask anyone. I also have a freakish hairline, which is only slightly less well known by people. And I am prone to cold sores when I am sick or under stress. Which is TOTALLY known by EVERYONE but people are polite and pretend to notice that I don't have a growth the size of Mt.Rushmore on my face. Right now I have one on my lip. It's awesome. And I am going to lunch in a few days with a total stranger. NOTHING says "GET TO KNOW ME!!!" like Herpes, right? Rad. Maybe I'll insist that we go to that Chinese place that I tried to call earlier and see if there are any Yak-tending Afghans in the region. I hope not. I don't have anything against Yaks, I just don't think that they are very sanitary, you know? I'd also hate for a local business to be shut down just because someone bitched about a stray Yak hair ruining their Too Wong Foo entree party (or whatever). It would make me cry. And I have cried too much tonight. Which I totally blame on aforementioned green cough syrup of ass. It tends to make me just a tad emotional and a liiiitttlllee bit off kilter. Which explains why I am crying my eyes out over the soundtrack of "Goodbye Mr. Chips" and contemplating streaking down my snow laden street in the middle of the night. Nah. That just sounds like too much effort and I hate the cold. Dude just thinking about going outside nekkid right now is making my girly bits write letters of protest. Watch, so I will be getting a stern letter of censure from the UN. Not that the UN would take an expressed intrest in my girlie bits. It might cause outrage and lead to centure from...uh...wait....who centures the UN when they are in need of a sternly worded letter? I have no clue. I have no clue about a great MANY things. Like why THE HELL I still watch "Lost". I swear that show exists PURELY TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE WEEKLY. It's like that bad boyfriend that you know makes you miserable but you just cannot walk away from. Just watch. The end is going to have Jack and Sawyer giving in to their pent up, frustrated man-love and getting married (Woot! Gay rights! Yay!) Kate will start making her own line of cuff jewelery with that ditzy,evitcted housewife from "Real Housewives: OC" and Sun will deliver her baby. Only it's black and is the love child of that totally hot religous/drug-dealing guy that died in Season Two.The fact that she had a 4 year pregnancy is EASILY explained by that Jacob guy that is older than Jesus's sandles only you have to go snorkle in a pond of Jello pudding and grab a purple lily pad on the bottom with the number 3 etched on it in ancient Arabic before he will tell you. Then the island explodes. The End. Now, I know that leaves I few loose ends. Like I know all of you want to know WTF Claire always looked fresh as a daisy but Kate looked like she wrestled daily with a pack of dirty bikers to get a buck for the payphone but too bad so sad...some mysteries on that island are just too much for the human mind to wrap itself around. Kind of like this post. Dude, I SHOULD have been a writer for Lost, right? Maybe I can submit this post as part of my portfolio of why they should accept me to prove that I can write things that MAKE NO FREAKING SENSE AT ALL! Will you all vote for me if I put a glittery badge on my site? Or ads? What if I took out an ad petitioning for a spot? No? You are already overexposed by that freaking mom and her freaking secrets about tooth whitening? Yeah. Me, too. In fact, if I see one more ad or Tweet about it I WILL hunt her down and throttle her for the eleventyhundred forks she has made me want to stick in my eye. Talk about over kill. Kind of like this entire post. Or post title. Whatever. Either way, I should wrap up. I'm tired and want to go to sleep for a eleventyhundred years. Which I think this stuff is totally capebable of making happen. Which means, in conclusion, that though it pretty much tastes like ass...
- 2nd One of the things I've been up to lately...
January 2010
- 31st Barfiness, stinkiness, and sweaty dudes rolling around on the floor in spandex. (Yeah, I probably should have spent more time coming up with a more appealing title, huh?)
- 28th Crest Premium Whitening Strips: Before & After
- 26th Blogging through fear.
- 25th Cooking appearence on KUTV 2 News at Noon. (Even if you don't want to watch me, you WANT to make this recipe for your friends and family!)
- 24th "Starting my baby on baby food" OR "WTH?! You love sucking on feet but hate organic pears?!"
- 22nd Need to feel better about yourself today? HERE YOU GO. (You're welcome.)
- 20th Fluoride drops for babies? Yes? No? Maybe? Gahh?????!!!!
- 16th Putting a face on the tragedy in Haiti. Please help ANY way you can.
- 14th This is worse than that time that I was mistaken for my brother.
- 11th Parents Magazine Feature
- 11th Sometimes I wonder if God really knew just what he was getting into when he created me.
- 9th Trying to breathe.
- 5th Sometimes people hurt my head.
December 2009
- 28th A gift.
- 25th Home Alone
- 19th A fairy tale.
- 18th I'm tired of it being all about me. Let's make it all about YOU!
- 16th Caroling, caroling, now we go...
- 9th Tee Hee
- 8th A blessing
- 6th Who knew love of my life would be short, fat and bald? (I can't help it. He TOTALLY drools every time he sees me.)
- 3rd Sometimes the biggest comforts come from the smallest things.
November 2009
- 30th Gentlemen, you are on notice.
- 28th One of the things I am most thankful for this Thanksgiving season is suckage...of the thumb kind. :)
- 25th OH, this day.
- 21st Review and giveaway: "Sweetly You" bath and body products. (Plus a chance to win a computer and a few other tidbits.)
- 19th Drama Queen(s)
- 17th Aquaphor review and gift basket giveaway. (Did I mention the 0 Visa gift card? This giveaway is buckets of awesomesauce.)
- 16th A Meeting of Bloggers
- 13th Four o'clock in the mourning.
- 11th Veteran's Day
- 10th Mr. and Mrs. Looney Tunes go to Washington
- 7th Happy Birthday
- 5th A little bit of DC
- 4th I don't care that I'm wearing Payless shoes to The White House (and other totally interesting topics I'm sure you REALLY care about)
October 2009
- 31st Billy Mays here for Halloween...
- 29th A break up letter
- 27th My first wedding day
- 26th I think we'll be fine as long as it doesn't morph into some oedipal complex.
- 23rd Has anyone been to Washington DC? Could you weigh in? Wanna help me celebrate getting freaking OLD?! :)
- 19th It's never too late for civility
- 17th I could watch this every minute of every day and not tire of it.
- 15th Psssst....
- 13th The ABC's of me
- 10th Can we still call it a car accident if it was just me and a light post involved?
- 8th Asking for feedback from you.
- 6th 10 things that have been going on lately. (If I can't do any better then a bullet list of what is happening in my life for a blog post I am certainly not capable of coming up with a pithy title for it. Just so you know.)
- 4th Sick
September 2009
- 29th Can I have a vagina and still admit that I am not a fan of "Twilight"?
- 26th Warning: This post may cause your ovaries (or those of your female partner) to explode.
- 23rd A letter on a day that never, ever gets easier.
- 19th Four Months
- 17th Prettying things up for the neighbors
- 17th The threads of a process. Part 1: Unraveling
- 11th Reason 159002 I want this damn tooth fixed, already.
- 10th At this rate he'll ask me for the keys to my car and bucks to go out on a date by next week. And she BETTER be a non-whorish, drug-free date of the sane variety. (Just so we're clear about that.)
- 8th Closure.
- 4th 108 days
- 2nd Telling people you've sold photos to a tabloid off your blog is a pretty good way to break the ice at social gatherings.
August 2009
- 31st The invitation to visit The White House is actually shaping up to be one of the less weird aspects of the last week.
- 26th Happy 13th Birthday, son! (Does this mean that you are suddenly going start hating me tomorrow for no apparent reason?)
- 25th Sideblog: Head shot
- 24th A conservative view on health care reform.
- 20th The only thing that would have made attending a luncheon with a senior advisor to the president to hear my views on health care reform cooler is if it had actually been held at The White House. (I would have totally pinched some hand lotion from Obama's bathroom. I bet he uses the good stuff.)
- 18th Radio interview and ideas for a show?
- 17th I'm not sure about leaving my heart there but San Francisco DID make me want to suck face with my husband a whole heck of a lot.
- 14th Guitar Greatness
- 13th Son, if you ever want to have a chance with a fine catch like her we REALLY have to work on your game face.
- 10th "Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow and fantasy"
- 7th Always.
- 6th YAY for me! YAY for you! But ya know...mainly YAY for me. Heh. (You know I'm kidding with that last thing, right? Right.)
- 4th Pain.
- 2nd It grins.
- 1st I now have 18 months of fabric softener and a vibrator that syncs with my iPod. Man, I freaking love BlogHer.
July 2009
- 30th The best little hair salon in Chicago: Sparrow Hair
- 22nd Check
- 21st So, please be kind if I'm a mess.
- 16th This month is going to kill me, I swear.
- 14th Yeah, pretty much.
- 9th One day he's GOING to listen to me or else one of us will end up missing a damn testicle.
- 7th Ripping
- 3rd A shameless plea to win a hair makeover at BlogHer
June 2009
- 27th In which my husband gets the last word. Dammit.
- 24th WEWEASE THE SECWET WEAPON!
- 22nd Sinking
- 19th Addict in training. (I like to start them young)
- 18th Moving. Again.
- 17th So, how is it going?
- 16th Sideblog:Who knew I birthed a pug?
- 15th Help Loralee's Looney Tunes recognize you at BlogHer '09!!!!!
- 12th Memo
- 11th Medical records. Insurance. Bestiality. (I'm still trying to figure out how that last thing came up, exactly.)
- 7th Missing Persons.
- 4th 30 seconds of poorly recorded baby zen. Or, you could just watch it to see my foot kicking my husband to make him mute the damn television already. Either works.
- 2nd 10 must have baby items I can't live without
May 2009
- 28th What we've been up to the last week...
- 22nd I totally thought that my boobs taking over the universe would be a more enjoyable experience.
- 21st Joy
- 18th Sob.
- 18th Sideblog:99 things you should have already seen on the internet by now
- 17th D-Day
- 17th Happy Birthday, Mr. Looney Tunes
- 15th Help, help! I'm being repressed!!
- 13th Sideblog: Best friends
- 13th 37 weeks
- 11th Because animated or not, it's still a totally traumatic dream, ok?
- 7th Bested by my husband about marijuana, of all things.
- 5th And then the monster rises again.
- 4th 1 BILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS!
- 2nd Sideblog:cute things falling asleep
April 2009
- 30th I guess I would make a crappy vampire.
- 28th Sideblog:
- 28th Pretty much the best day ever. Even bacon was involved.
- 26th I have now hit a new level of lame and henceforth shall be known as "Super Lame". Or maybe even "Super DUPER Lame".
- 26th Sideblog:Utah Bloggity meetup
- 24th Sideblog:Guest post
- 23rd Update
- 22nd The world is just awesome
- 20th Hemoglobin and Wicked and Care Bears! Oh, MY!
- 19th Sideblog:WICKED
- 17th Guesting on Blog Talk Radio
- 16th Sideblog:A wish come true!
- 15th Screw the worry I have about losing my shirt. I'll settle for not losing my pants, thanks.
- 13th Choosing not to breastfeed.
- 10th Sideblog:Donations for Maddie
- 10th Eleventyhundred things...
- 9th Sweet Maddie Spohr
- 5th Not dead. Nor in labor.
March 2009
- 25th Being fat saved my virginity in high school:My path to gastric bypass surgery
- 23rd Sadly, my husband is pretty much screwed for the next few months. (And NOT in a good way.)
- 20th Sideblog: Do-re-mi-fa-so-Little House on the Prairie....
- 18th A letter to the reclining mechanism in my Volkswagen
- 17th Sideblog: News I can handle. Finally.
- 16th Something they didn't tell me about breast augmentation. (Or...OMG! IS MY BOOB GOING TO FALL OFF NOW?!)
- 13th Sideblog: Sending love
- 13th The tiniest thing can make all the difference.
- 11th I'm having a amazon.com giveaway to make up for the fact that this is THE LONGEST POST KNOWN TO MANKIND!
- 9th Sideblog:New music find
- 9th Because I know you are all just DYING to know more trivial details about the greatness that is me. Right?*
- 8th Sideblog: Yes. I am just that lame today.
- 7th Sideblog: OMG! THE BUNNIES!!
- 5th Truthiness in tummies and in dirty bathroom mirrors. (And in fugly, mismatched outfits if you want to get all technical about it.)
- 3rd Sideblog: Eco-friendly Etsy Shop
- 2nd The biggest challenge when it comes to having boys. For reals.
- 1st The moment I (begrudgingly) stopped hating Alec Baldwin with the power of a thousand burning suns and learned to love him:
February 2009
- 27th Sick tips
- 25th Confession
- 23rd What would you have done?
- 18th 25 random things about me. (Yes, it's a meme. Suck it up and deal, yo.)
- 13th
- 13th Kids say the darndest things. (Dammit)
- 13th Sideblog: One of my favorite youtube videos of all time.
- 12th Screw love! NAMING A BABY is the battlefield!
- 9th Sideblog: I kinda feel like a douchebag.
- 6th The Suleman Octuplets, The Duggars, The McCaugheys, and Jon & Kate plus 8: My opinions on them, multiples, fertility doctors and I may even go into my feelings about lip collagen, who knows?
- 5th Sideblog: PMS tracker for men
- 5th EVERYONE who uses humor to deal with grief should have a sister lean over during an emotionally difficult family funeral and whisper this:
- 4th Sideblog: WTF, Joaquin Phoenix?
- 3rd I am way too white for this.
January 2009
- 31st Stephen Fowler from "Wife Swap" could possibly be the one of the most hated men in the country at this moment.
- 30th Sideblog: The best complaint letter ever written
- 29th You're never really old enough...
- 27th Regarding yesterday's post: NO! THE NAME OF MY FETUS IS NOT MAXIMUS! **Edited to include a question
- 26th Well, at least he's coping well...
- 22nd An open letter of apology
- 20th A note to my children...
- 19th Ultrasound results
- 14th Is there a post script gene? Because if there is, I totally cursed my children with it.
- 13th Sideblog:Pumpernickel Pastrami Panini Sandwich with Rosemary Ale Jus
- 12th Quite possibly the funniest thing on the internet
- 11th A little bitching and a dash of moaning with a sprinkling of positive mixed in.
- 6th Today I feel like insurance companies are of the devil.
- 4th Sideblog: Best cats of 2008
- 3rd New Year Resolutions, such as they are.
- 2nd The 2009 Bloggies
December 2008
- 30th An update on holding my son back a grade and a parenting question for my readers.
- 28th Belly Growth
- 26th With 4 hours of sleep in 2 days and a total of 6 different family and friend celebrations split between Christmas Eve and Christmas day, I spent a good deal of the holiday like this:
- 23rd Christmahanukwanzaakah Concert
- 21st Bah, humbug?
- 20th Sidblog: The basement
- 19th A fairy tale. (Sort of)
- 17th To whom it may concern: If you are related to me, extremely conservative, sensitive to delicate topics, have dated me, given birth to me, are stalking me, prefer to pretend that genitalia is a vast right wing conspiracy, or get squeamish at the term "Brazilian Wax" PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS POST!!!-The Management.
- 14th My favorite annual holiday post. (It's funny, it has photos, it's SHORT. Who could ask for more?)
- 10th You can be heartbroken for someone you've never met.
- 8th "Caroling, caroling, now we HO, Christmas bells are ringing..."
- 4th 5 things I want to know when I die.
- 2nd Fear
- 2nd Sideblog: Search function fixed!
November 2008
- 30th Awesome tshirt idea.
- 29th Sideblog: BlogNosh submissions update
- 28th "It's a Hannibal Lecter Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!"
- 26th I'm STILL making sausage-stuffed squash for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
- 25th The things my husband says
- 24th *@%$&*@
- 24th Sideblog: Review of Estee Lauder
- 21st Don't worry, Satan isn't HERE.
- 19th Satan sucks. Tell everyone.
- 19th Sideblog: It's that time of year again!
- 17th Whasssup?
- 15th Sideblog: Ticker
- 13th Read or written a great post? Would you like to see it re-published in a blog magazine? Let me know about it!
- 12th Admitting defeat without my Google Reader
- 10th Loralee's Life Lesson #4: Don't delete your blog over fugly Internet trolls. Especially on your third blogiversary.
- 7th It's my birthday! I'm 34! Now if only I had a S'more! (Wow. That was totally lame. I don't even really like S'mores but the only other word I could think of that rhymed with "34" was "Whore", so that's the best I could do. Hey, I never claimed to be a poet, ok?!)
- 5th A political-free post. Instead, let's just talk about my children's unfortunate inheritance of my fondness for writing letters and an over abundant use of post scripts and exclamation marks, shall we?
- 4th Because nothing says "Election Day!" like a urinary tract infection.
- 2nd Sideblog: Computer death
- 1st Happy Halloween!
October 2008
- 29th The Good, the Bad, and the "Meh".
- 28th So...what are you going to be for Halloween?
- 25th I need another television show to watch like a hole in the head and yet, I just can't help myself.
- 23rd It was said in the MOST appropriate and medically observant,"compliments to the surgeon's skill" way, but it still made my husband and I laugh our asses off after my doctor's appointment was over.
- 21st Seriously, So Awesome!
- 17th Sideblog: WORDPRESS FRUSTRATION
- 17th Sometimes it takes me 25 years to feel guilt or embarrassment, so shoot me.
- 16th Save to draft
- 15th I just found out I'm going to be on the radio* to talk about blogging tomorrow at 9 am. Help? (Edited)
- 14th The prettiest songs ever? -OR- For the love of all that is holy, help me make it stop!
- 13th It's kind of freaky considering that I am the LEAST orderly person on the planet, huh?
- 12th Sideblog:Top Design Boot
- 9th Sideblog: Mob Wars
- 8th Form letter. (I think that I am just going to keep copies of this in my purse.)
- 6th Fight.
- 6th Sideblog:I'm not the only pregnant one!
September 2008
- 30th "And now for something COMPLETELY different..."
- 25th Trauma
- 15th Sideblog: Grade your website
- 12th Thanks
- 8th Silence
- 5th My primary thought about the election
- 3rd Sideblog: Your porn screen name?
- 2nd Letting down my state one craft project at a time
- 1st Sideblog: Hurricanes n' stuff
August 2008
- 31st Sideblog: The end of an era
- 29th I'm not sure this is the best way to deal with my disappointment...
- 29th Sideblog:Brideshead Revisited
- 28th Yes and No
- 27th Sidebar:I probably should have posted this on a Monday
- 26th Flair
- 26th My name is James, that's what mother called me...
- 25th Sideblog: Inappropriate Stumble Upon tag
- 25th 5 things everyone should know about man cleavage
- 23rd I feel like a horrible mother today.
- 22nd Sideblog: What would you do?
- 21st "Naked movie night"-One day I will publish something about my life that does not contain the word "Naked". (For NOW, however...)
- 19th WHOOPS! I hate it when that happens!!
- 18th Weddings
- 17th Sideblog: Got links?
- 16th Peeper Party
- 15th Sideblog: I am beginning to think this house is cursed.
- 15th Let's not have a repeat of 2002, ok?
- 14th BlogHer '08 links
- 14th Sideblog: Great diet-friendly food finds!
- 13th This is not your mother's back-to-school post.
- 12th Sideblog: Enter to give someone special a ,000 THANK YOU!
- 12th Sideblog: One thing I learned from going without my reader?
- 11th Deleting my Google Reader: The good, the bad, and the (possibly) ugly.
- 9th Sideblog:WTF?
- 7th Because I love writing little letters to people and inanimate objects. (Or, I just can't think of anything uber exciting to write today. Meh.)
- 5th Sideblog: The thing that sounds "Yum"
- 5th You can't really get mad at your kid for not knocking before coming in if you forget to shut the door in the first place. Right?
- 4th Beef. It's what's for dinner.
- 3rd Finally, a reason to use my Facebook account
- 3rd Sideblog:Caption winner!
- 2nd Sideblog: Blog the Recession!
- 2nd Why bother with the birds and the bees when you can just scare the hell out of them?
July 2008
- 31st Pretty is as pretty does. Unless you are Whoorl. Then you can stick a McDonalds hat on your head and STILL look freaking gorgeous.
- 30th Sideblog: My take on Mamma Mia
- 30th Do you recognize this TV theme song?
- 29th Sideblog: EARTHQUAKE
- 29th Texting: A love/hate relationship
- 29th Sideblog: Even .00 can help
- 28th Things Loralee needs to have tattooed on her forehead
- 26th The things my husband says...
- 24th I made out at BlogHer and I can't even use, "I love Jesus, but I drink a little" as an excuse. *Edited. Which means that the other half of the photos I uploaded actually show up now.
- 23rd Sideblog: Where I'll be in Seattle...
- 22nd Planning two vacations back-to-back is not the best idea I have ever had.
- 22nd Sideblog:Absence fallout
- 21st BlogHer '08 Part I: A preemptive strike and making lemonade out of the damn lemons that keep falling on your head.
- 21st Sidblog: Waiting at the airport for hours does have its downside
- 17th BlogHer 08 (*Edited to include important tidbit from Loralee **Then from Jon ***Then from Loralee again. Yeah, I know. WHY have a guest blogger at this point? Hee!)
- 15th Hey, plagiarism
- 14th Sideblog:Giveaway Winner!
- 14th Lecturing leads to frigidity. Just so you know.
- 12th Birthday wishes giveaway!
- 11th Sideblog: Cold Sores before BlogHer. BOO!
- 10th Um, okaaaaaaaay. I guess it's fine as long as it doesn't develop into some oedipal complex thing...
- 9th Update
- 9th Fallout (*Update)
- 9th Sideblog: Random Quote
- 7th Sideblog: BLOG NOSH MAGAZINE
- 7th Hey, Jealousy. (Of the blogging kind, of course.)
- 6th Sideblog:We've all felt like this
- 2nd Kind of like Post Secret except you won't have to make a card or spend money on a stamp. (And obviously, it's not NEARLY as cool and awesome)
- 2nd Sideblog:Email pet peeves
- 1st Perspective
June 2008
- 30th INIGO: Fezzik! Fezzik! Listen! Do you hear? That is the sound of Ultimate Suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now. FEZZIK: The man in black? INIGO: His true love is marrying another tonight. So who else has the cause for Ultimate Suffering?
- 27th Want to elicit screams of rapture and joy from your children?
- 26th Sideblog:Happy Birthday, friend!
- 26th Home again, home again to buy a fat pig (or whatever)
- 25th Sideblog:Blogher business cards
- 24th Packing skillz. (I don't have them.)
- 23rd The road less traveled? (Somehow I really don't think that this is what Frost had in mind.)
- 22nd Sideblog: Friends
- 20th Opening night!
- 18th Blah, blah, blah...(Hey, it's 1:00 in the morning. You REALLY expect me to come up with some witty or relevant post title? GOOD. We're all on the same page, then.)
- 17th Sideblog: Looking for autism blogs
- 16th Looking for advice. Blog comments, stats, ranks, and wondering how to deal (or not) with them.
- 12th Whatev...
- 11th Sideblog: I'm just glad to be nominated
- 11th Which way do YOU hang the toilet paper?
- 10th Dress rehearsals, thank you's, "bluve", and BUSYNESS
- 7th Five
- 6th Sideblog:Blogging business cards for BlogHer
- 5th Photos of the new digs.
- 4th Like nails on a chalkboard...
- 3rd Sideblog: What celebrities would look like if they moved to Utah
- 2nd Sideblog:Spotty Internet
- 1st Have I mentioned that moving sucks big, hairy, donkey balls?
May 2008
- 28th MOVING
- 27th Sideblog: Word verification contest
- 27th Sideblog: If you are going include edits in your posts, you should strive to make them THIS funny.
- 27th Sideblog:Credit Reports
- 27th Apparently, I'm cheap AND easy.
- 26th For the last four years, Memorial Day has been more than just a long weekend...
- 24th Sideblog:Scarlett, please don't quit your day job
- 23rd My dirty, dirty confession...
- 22nd House exterior that I love AND I now own one pair of "Cute" shoes to take to BlogHer.
- 21st Sideblog:AllMediocre
- 21st Hairstyles:The good, the bad, and the fugly...
- 19th Someone give me a damn paper bag to breathe in...
- 19th The joy of looking at house plans online until my eyes are bleeding...
- 17th Sideblog: The new Orken commercials are just plain creepy. Period, the end.
- 17th Happy Birthday, Sweetpea...
- 16th Sometimes internet shopping can blow chunky wads of disappointment.
- 14th Who knew the answer to a closed door would be "Thoroughly Modern Millie"?
- 13th My most euphoric shopping moment (Like, EVER.)
- 12th Sideblog: Alltop
- 12th A small Mother's Day recap and asking your opinion on a handbag
- 11th Sideblog: Looney Tunes Linky Love
- 10th Awesome blogger needs awesome roomie(s) at BlogHer
- 10th Sideblog: A place for mothers of lost children
- 9th Sideblog: Update
- 9th Warning:This post? Is a downer. A pity party. A "Poor me" post. Just so you know.
- 8th Sideblog: Series finale of Scrubs
- 7th At what point do you pick up the phone to report bad behavior to the parents of a child?
- 6th Sideblog: How to taste cheese and all about tapas bars
- 5th "Oh, yah! You betcha!" OR "Longest post ever"(Oh, stop your bitching and just read the damn thing. It's not like I've been overwhelming you with blog posts lately, you big whiner.)
- 1st I'm not dead, I'm just in Minnestota.
April 2008
- 25th Sideblog: How to get kids to eat asparagus
- 24th I DID warn them...
- 23rd Sideblog: Google fun
- 22nd You know what? Reunion.com CAN FREAKING BITE ME!
- 22nd Sideblog: BlogHer trip is BOOKED!
- 22nd It helps reminds me why it's good to be alive...
- 21st I'm just big-boned! Really!!
- 20th Second Chance for a Saucy Frock!
- 20th Peep of the Week
- 19th Sideblog: My beautiful mommy
- 18th Sideblog: BlogHer '08
- 18th The weight of a decision
- 17th Sideblog:WordPress issues
- 16th The things my father says...
- 15th Sideblog: Going to Minnesota!
- 15th Deep thoughts (NOT by Jack Handy)
- 13th An outsiders guide to Utah.
- 12th Talking To Americans*
- 11th A Reading Rainbow
- 10th On Opera
- 9th Rants
- 8th Two Peas In a Pod
- 7th Starts with a bang
- 6th Sideblog:WordPress 2.5
- 6th The guest list and "Peep of the Week"
- 4th Sideblog: Covet me, baby.
- 4th What happens when you have 420 college credits and no degree? You end up working in a call center and dealing with phone calls like this:
- 3rd A flash from the past and discussion of soundtracks
- 2nd Sideblog: Worst tattoos ever
- 2nd I HATE THAT!
- 1st Sideblog: I can't decide if this is serious or an April Fools' joke?
- 1st April Fool!
- 1st Sideblog:Ha, ha, Gmail! Best April Fool's joke of all time.
March 2008
- 31st Sideblog: When something has to give
- 31st The end of the Diet Coke drought
- 30th When your world turns upside down in the blink of an eye.
- 28th Flashback Friday:The childhood joy of underwear
- 28th Sideblog: The "Most sinful cities in America"
- 28th Sideblog: Have you ever "Tagged" me on your blog?
- 27th Thursday Thirteen
- 26th Works-for-me-Wednesday:The reason ditching fast food is "Working"
- 25th Self-Portrait Challenge: Political
- 25th Sideblog:Pretty much the most awesome masthead on the internet
- 24th Sideblog: Wanna hear me sing in front of an orchestra in a purdy (albeit 'snug-fitting') dress?
- 24th Makes-Me-Smile-Monday: When you want a baby and don't have one, what on earth is there to smile about?
- 23rd Peep of the Week and a tiny Easter recap
- 23rd Quick, easy and divine pasta recipe
- 22nd Sideblog: Because Easter Grass is the fruit of the DEVIL
- 21st Loralee's Life Lesson #3: Double check who you are sending your Instant Message to, you freaking idiot!
- 21st Sideblog: Jumping on the "Comment Luv" bandwagon
- 20th Sideblog: I just can't see me liking my pet this much
- 20th When a whore loses her looks...
- 19th Sideblog: Nielsen Homescan Panel?
- 19th Why does parenting have to break your heart so much?
- 18th Sideblog: Johnson's & Johnson does not welcome babies at "Camp Baby"
- 18th Sideblog: Win a 12-month subscription to "O" magazine!
- 18th Because I'm vain enough to believe this is exactly what you've all been dying to read, right?!
- 17th “…So I said, ‘Look, mother! It’s my life, oo-kaay? So if I want to live on the beach and walk around naked…"
- 16th Sideblog:Linky Love is up!
- 16th Linky Love
- 16th Peep of the Week AND "Daily Dose" Awards
- 15th Sideblog: St. Patricks Day change?!
- 14th Truthiness in Self-Portraits...
- 14th Sidblog: Solution to "Lost" Frustration
- 13th GIRL SCOUT COOKIE TIME HAS ARRIVED!
- 13th Harems
- 12th High Low's
- 11th Sideblog:Geek Humor
- 11th Did you know sweet, little, old ladies can totally kick my ass? Because they CAN.
- 10th And the winner is...
- 8th Sideblog:Um. Totally behind, here.
- 7th Giveaway reminder!
- 6th Struggle
- 5th Sideblog:CACHE VALLEY BLOGGERS
- 4th Sideblog:Fixed link
- 4th Sideblog:Two years of "Perfect Posts"
- 3rd "Saucy Frocks" Apron Giveaway!
- 3rd Sideblog:Frustration...
- 2nd Peep of the Week
February 2008
- 29th Last call for "Linky Love" from my blog
- 29th Sideblog:About "Lost" this week....
- 29th I'm not really sure if this would be a great example of successful co-parenting...
- 28th Good news? ANYONE??
- 26th Sideblog: Jimmy Kimmel gets his revenge on Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon
- 26th Calling for prom stories...
- 25th Sideblog: Itunes giveaway winner!
- 25th Sideblog:Peep of the Week!
- 25th I am guest blogging today and here is what I wroted.
- 22nd Sideblog:"Where the freak ARE you?"
- 22nd Itunes Giveaway
- 21st Shades of Gray
- 20th What would you do?
- 19th Sideblog: Calling Etsy People?
- 19th I need a t-shirt that says "Inadvertent Asshat. Please ignore."
- 18th Sideblog:Peep of the Week
- 18th French food, Diet Coke, and fat. Lots and lots of fat.
- 16th Sideblog: Day 5 of being Diet Coke free
- 15th Scenes from a mall, co-starring Matthew McConaughey
- 14th Happy Valentines Day!
- 13th Sideblog:Day Three of the "Healthy eating and no Diet Coke" regime.
- 12th Sideblog:Caught up!
- 12th Day 2: Going off of Diet Coke pretty much sucks a duck
- 11th Sideblog:Westminster Dog Show
- 11th This just in: Hell has frozen over
- 10th Peep of the Week
- 9th Sideblog:Increase your Technorati Rank
- 8th Choosing a head shot
- 8th Sideblog:Everyone should have a friend like her
- 7th Bravery? Whatever.
- 6th Sideblog:Cache Valley Bloggity Lunch
- 6th Sideblog: Peanut Allergy
- 6th Dick and Jane
- 5th Sideblog: There's a hole in my Flickr, dear Liza, dear Liza*...
- 5th The Great Interview Experiment: My interview with an artist
- 5th Sideblog:Can this election be over soon? PLEASE?
- 4th Sideblog: The "JUST START" Attitude
- 4th Sideblog: I heart Oreos
- 4th Cheap, Cheap!
- 3rd Peep of the week
- 2nd PARTY POOPER
- 1st Sideblog:Condolences
- 1st Sideblog: Product Weirdness
- 1st Sideblog:Thoughts on "LOST"
January 2008
- 31st Doing my part to pass on the "Dork Torch" to future generations
- 31st Let me know if you want some Looney Tunes Linky Lovin'
- 30th Sideblog:I wish that I could say this foulness surprised me.
- 30th The very last you will hear about it (I promise!)
- 28th De Plane! De Plane!
- 27th Sideblog:Best Bra Buy
- 26th Dude. Cops must totally LOVE pulling ME over.
- 23rd Neglect and Blah, blah, blahbitty blah...
- 22nd Sideblog:Sweetness
- 22nd Update: I am Borg. Sigh.
- 20th Sideblog: Cache Valley Illuminati Luncheon Correction!
- 20th Drowning, with a slight chance of recovery
- 18th Sing, sing, sing. Dance, dance, dance. Cough, cough, cough. Die, die, die.
- 18th Sideblog:Save the trees on your next giveaway!
- 16th Sideblog: Clarification
- 16th No, no, NO!
- 15th Sideblog: Sometimes I wonder how people get through.
- 15th Sideblog: Lunch? Cache Valley Bloggity People?
- 15th "Three Key Bloggity People" OR "Wow, I used to suck at this"
- 14th Sideblog: Will these bugs DIE already!
- 14th We have a winner!
- 11th Sideblog:Annoyed
- 10th Comment and win!
- 9th A morning conversation in bed that makes me realize JUST how weird we really are...
- 8th Sideblog:Suck a Google Reader Duck
- 8th Password protected posts: Yay? Nay? Snarg*?
- 7th Sideblog: I obviously don't have enough love for the earth. Sigh...
- 6th Can I whine a little? Please?
- 6th Sideblog:Yay for me! Yay for you! (But, you know...mainly for me.)
- 6th Sideblog:Gravatar
- 5th Sideblog:Roomies
- 4th Conversation with friends
- 4th Sideblog:SQUEE!!!
- 3rd An epistle to that thing I call "My cat".
- 3rd Sideblog:FINALLY
- 1st Sideblog:Go vote for my caption!
- 1st I'm giving in and posting the New Year's Meme that is everywhere. (I am weak.)
December 2007
- 31st My favorite thing about 2007...
- 30th Sideblog:Who knew?
- 30th Sideblog: Tiny Bloggity People!
- 29th GUILT
- 29th Sideblog: Definitely NOT too big for her britches.
- 28th Sideblog:Eat, Pray, Love
- 28th Grand Openings of '07
- 27th BlogHer '08!! (I know, ok?)
- 26th The Morning After...
- 23rd To all of you...
- 21st Sideblog: The Zaky Infant Pillow
- 20th The day that "Lovable, Little Me" went "Totally, Effing Postal"
- 19th Sideblog: CONGRATULATIONS!
- 19th Sideblog: Need a publicist?
- 19th Happy Anniversary
- 18th Sideblog: Coloring Contest
- 18th Dog House. Woof. Woof.
- 17th Sideblog: What the hell was I thinking?
- 17th Perfect
- 14th Holiday Cookies
- 14th Sideblog:CACHE VALLEY BLOGGERS!
- 13th Sideblog:Nostalgic Gift!
- 13th Reunited (And it feels SO good!)
- 12th Sideblog:More on Sweeney Todd
- 12th Cinderella Undercover
- 11th Sideblog:Bah! Humbug!
- 10th Sideblog:Give Away!
- 10th Me. Singing. On video. Gah! (Oh, and there is a whole bunch of "Blah, blah, blah" about The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, green mucous, Britney Spears and nakedness, as well.)
- 7th Ring, Ring...
- 7th Sideblog:Customize a cookbook
- 6th Sidblog:MIKA
- 6th My Big, Fat-Ass, Geriatric, Siamese Wedding
- 4th Sideblog: Did you drop the NaBloPoMo ball like I did?
- 4th My friends and family disturbingly resemble the cast of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer*
- 4th Sideblog:On my Christmas List
- 3rd Only a codeine-induced post could cover emu's, leprosy, and two-penny whores...
- 2nd And still she's hacking up a lung...
November 2007
- 30th Sideblog:PRODUCT NAMES
- 30th Sideblog:Holy SuperSherpas, Batman!
- 29th "Her"
- 29th Sideblog:Got cats?
- 28th A lonely isle of estrogen floating in a sea of testosterone...
- 26th Sideblog:See what happens when I miss a few days???
- 26th Life would be so much easier if I were a blowup doll*...
- 25th SuckasuckaSUCK
- 23rd Sideblog: Shopping update
- 22nd I can't stand to label this rather materialistic post "Thanksgiving", but since I only have, ya know, 20 minutes to meet the freaking posting deadline, why don't we just call this "In which my awesome husband sits out in the freezing cold for 16 hours to get his wife a new laptop."
- 21st Sideblog: I totally live in "Happy Valley"
- 21st In which I look (And feel) totally stoned...
- 20th Sideblog:Finally!
- 19th Leapin' Leopards!
- 18th Sideblog:PR firm for the average person
- 17th Sideblog: Food to feed a crowd
- 16th Day One of Working From Home: Tell me it will get better...
- 15th Sideblog:Best chips (Crisps) evah...
- 14th Sideblog: Anxiety and sleep are linked?
- 13th Come on, admit it. You TOTALLY think about me when you hear "Nepal".
- 12th From the inbox
- 11th Veterans Day
- 10th Sideblog: Pet Peeve
- 9th Sideblog:Do these jeans make my ego look big?
- 8th "The Talk"
- 8th Sideblog: Taking it down.
- 7th Yes, Sirree...
- 6th Sideblog: Who would turn this guy down?
- 5th Dear...
- 4th I can't believe the hubs signed off on it.
- 3rd My boy, the comic genius
- 2nd Sidblog: Someone's in the DOG house...
- 2nd NaBloPoMo -OR- How the freak did November get here so quickly?
- 1st Happy Halloween 2007
October 2007
- 31st What in our previous experiences makes you think I'm capable of doing that?
- 30th Sideblog:A book!
- 30th What the hell happened to my site today?????
- 28th Recipe: Creamy roasted vegetable soup
- 25th Barf Buckets and the British
- 24th And now for something completely different. Okay, not THAT different. It's me. Again. With my camera. Again. In my bathroom. Again. Give me a break, ok? I'm two steps away from being a shut-in this week. Pretty soon I'll be ordering from "Meals on Wheels", JC Penney catalog, and housing 183 cats. On the other hand, I think this may be the longest blog post title known to mankind, so publishing a whole post in your title IS something different. Go, me.
- 23rd "Well", this sucks...
- 23rd How do I help my sentimental child cope with feelings of loss over every day items?
- 22nd Sideblog:Lots to do
- 22nd Feed, feed, feed. Pat, pat, pat. Burp, burp, burp. Barf, barf, barf.
- 20th I have pretty good "Gay-dar", but I did not see this one coming...
- 20th Sideblog:I don't know whether to cringe or laugh. I shoud probably do both.
- 19th Costume deliberations...
- 19th Sideblog:Don't feed the bully
- 18th Sideblog:Bluetooth Earpiece
- 17th Sideblog: Gmail and Douchebags (Some would say that these go hand in hand)
- 17th Phone update
- 17th If you can't say something nice...
- 15th I'm going through cell phone withdrawl
- 14th Sideblog: Best party video game EVER
- 14th There are certain moments when you are sharply reminded of your increasing age...
- 12th Sideblog:Right brained or Left brained?
- 11th Sideblog:Don't go to the makeup counter without her
- 11th Set backs and successes
- 10th With long-term goals like this one, it is probably safe to say that we are doomed...
- 10th Sideblog:I Dig Doug
- 9th When "Laid-back" crosses over into "Lackadaisical"
- 8th Sideblog: Live in Cache Valley? Blog?? Wanna go to lunch???
- 8th Sideblog:Royalty Free Photos
- 7th Sideblog: The demon barber of Fleet Street
- 6th Quirky spending habits
- 4th Sideblog:Pink for Linny
- 4th Boys will be boys...
- 3rd Insert some witty title here that uses the following words:Drool, Fabric softener, Hives, Parent teacher confrences, Sucky book fairs and Indian food.
- 3rd ...For they will be comforted.
- 3rd Sideblog: I'm drooling over...
- 2nd Sideblog: You'll get it if you've been around Mormons...
- 2nd Sideblog:Chicken Little (That would be you, Amy W. Everyone else can just skip this)
- 2nd Loralee's Life Lesson #3
- 1st Sister
September 2007
- 30th Sideblog: The moment I have been dreading has happened.
- 29th Attack of the killer suds.
- 28th Cast List
- 27th I am Britany Spears at the VMA. (Minus the bikini. I do have the same cellulite, though...)
- 26th Why do kids pick on each other so much? Why?! Doesn't life suck enough without that?
- 25th Sidblog:No more perspiration
- 25th And still she's talking about Great Britain. I suppose we can tolerate one last post about London, right? Right?? Ok, fine! ONE MORE. But if you keep blathering on after this, we have every right to call "Shenanigans" on you, Missy! Well? Get on with it! We haven't got all day, you know.
- 24th Sideblog:Overwhelmed
- 24th Day 6: York and Arriving in London
- 23rd June 7, 2003-September 23, 2003
- 23rd Day 5: The Lake District of England and Driving to York
- 22nd Day 4: The Isle of Skye
- 20th Day 3:Inverness and Arriving on Skye
- 20th Day 2 & 3: Inverness
- 18th UK Trip 2007-Day 1 & 2 (Newark & Edinburgh)
- 14th I miss technology...
- 13th On Scotland (In the 2 minutes allowed on the B&B's computer.)
- 11th Even the best laid plans...
- 10th Sideblog:Best Movie Review Ever
- 9th My Big Fat Scottish Hairdo...
- 8th Sideblog:Camera Decision
- 8th The sound of silence
- 6th Sideblog:Pavarotti
- 6th Sideblog: CRAP
- 6th Gag me with a spoon.
- 4th Sick Suitcases
- 4th Sideblog:Freakish, yet fascinating Photoshop contest
- 3rd Sideblog: Books to travel with
- 2nd Linkylove
August 2007
- 31st "Say My Name!" Giveaway Winner!
- 30th Sideblog:SERIOUSLY????
- 29th Sideblog:Back in the bottle, Buddah!
- 29th "Cluck-cluck-here" and a "Cluck-cluck-there" Giveaway!
- 27th School Lunch
- 27th Sideblog: Drooling Over
- 26th Happy 11th Birthday, James!
- 25th A conversation with myself
- 24th Sideblog:SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TINKER??
- 23rd Sideblog: The best freaking thing I've seen ALL WEEK
- 23rd Does this gas station make me look fat???
- 23rd Sideblog: There should kinder, gentler names for STDS
- 22nd I think this just made my entire month.
- 22nd Traditions
- 21st Sideblog: One is the loneliest number...
- 21st Sideblog: CAMERA QUESTION
- 20th Exended five-day neighbor forecast: Yup. They still suck.
- 20th Sideblog:STARDUST
- 19th Sideblog: It's just too much!
- 19th Random Bullets
- 18th Loralee's Life Lessons #2
- 18th Sideblog: Subscriptions! Finally!
- 17th Carpe Diem
- 16th Sideblog:Making cooking fun
- 16th Excitement comes with the mailman (No, not that kind, you perv!)
- 14th Where I've been for the last 16 hours...
- 13th Sideblog: From "Showgirls" to "Shrek"
- 12th Footloose Food Day
- 10th Four Eyes
- 9th Shopping, and why it hurts my head.
- 9th Sideblog:Mercy and Thanks
- 8th Custody
- 7th Freaking Fence Sitter!
- 6th Sideblog: Nah. I'm not jealous or anything...
- 6th Sideblog: I HEART BBC AMERICA
- 5th The Great Salad War
- 4th The gift of opera, glasses, and a "Tall Tale"!
- 3rd Sideblog: Favorite new shirt
- 3rd Sideblog:Finally, something went right!
- 2nd Please don't let my boys grow up to be Al Bundy...
- 1st Sideblog:Minneapolis Bridge Tragedy
- 1st Stuff
July 2007
- 31st Sideblog: What you talkin' about, Willis?
- 31st Sideblog: Worlds best panhandling sign. Ever.
- 31st Bloggity Bedhead
- 29th Gone Fishin'
- 27th Sideblog:THRILLER
- 27th I THINK it's fixed.
- 26th Sideblog:I bet that Brittany Spears whips these suckers up nightly with her industrial sized Fry Daddy
- 26th Sideblog:ARG!
- 26th Swell
- 25th Techno-Suck Strikes Again
- 25th Sideblog:Foxworthy on Mormons
- 24th Sideblog:,300 for 10-year-old to TAN!!!?
- 24th Blogging Frustrations
- 24th Movie Quotes
- 22nd Sideblog:I finished "IT"
- 22nd The Things My Husband Says
- 21st My faith in humanity is resored.
- 20th Sideblog:Text messages from friends!
- 20th Loralee's Life Lessons #1
- 20th They do WHAT to put the campfire out??!!!!!!
- 19th Sideblog: Perhaps the funniest ringtone on the planet
- 19th Update
- 17th You're Fired!
- 17th Sideblog:Not good. Not good at all!
- 16th Recipe: Chicken Lyonnaise
- 16th Sideblog:: How to get rid of things
- 15th I'd click my heels together three times, but frankly, I'm too darn tired.
- 12th HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRISTOPHEE!
- 11th Update
- 9th It Burns Us...
- 6th A Letter
- 6th Sideblog:Stop the insanity
- 5th The 4th (Or in our case, the 3rd)
- 4th Sad
- 3rd A pinpoint of light? Maybe?
- 2nd Sideblog:Dude. Guys just cannot be this insecure. Can they?
- 2nd Popsicle sticks are a big pain in the heiny!
- 1st We are family
June 2007
- 29th ridin' w/ Laree & textin' on the road
- 29th Sideblog: EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
- 28th The pants in the family
- 28th This is one of those things that breaks your heart and makes you put your life in perspective.
- 27th Because I seem incapable of posting anything original without bitching or saying "Vagina"...
- 27th Sideblog:New Music
- 26th Hey, Look! Another Freaking Long Post! Yippee!!!
- 25th Wretched
- 24th The Happiest Place On Earth
- 22nd A Better Day
- 20th Hmmmm...I have chosen POORLY
- 20th And we're off.
- 19th It's REALLY Happening!
- 18th Sideblog: Hating McDonalds with Biblical fury.
- 18th The things my mother says...
- 18th Getting ready
- 17th Fathers Day Weekend 2007
- 15th You know?
- 15th Boys
- 14th Sideblog:Beauty In Flaws
- 14th Sideblog:Product Review
- 14th Taboo
- 13th Passports and Post offices
- 12th Sideblog:What opera can do to you
- 12th Baseball: The most boring game in existance and "Ouch!" That's going to leave a mark.
- 11th Fun With Rice Krispy Treats.
- 11th I film I REALLY want to see...
- 10th I get these emails...
- 9th Blogging Friends
- 8th Holy Blender, Batman!
- 7th Disgust
- 7th Four
- 6th Knowing is half the battle. (Whatever, GI Joe).
- 6th Damn, damn you all!
- 6th Michelle
- 6th "It's time to make the donuts"
- 5th Sideblog:I just bought something from a door-to-door salesman
- 5th I figured it out!
- 5th Sideblog:Realistic Fashion
- 4th My name is Loralee and I'm an Everything Addict
- 4th Sideblog: It's just a bad idea
- 3rd Fears
- 2nd Holy fast IPOD replacement, Batman!
- 1st Sideblog:Blogger Sucketh a Ducketh. So do mailboxes.
- 1st Sideblog:My new online music toy
- 1st American Express, Delta, and HELL
- 1st Sideblog:HEART AND DROOL
May 2007
- 31st Conversations that give me hope (And make me laugh.my.ass.off)
- 31st Beating my head against a wall
- 31st Sideblog:I think I know what to get Jonathan for Father's Day
- 30th Sideblog:Help Wanted
- 30th Memorial Day 2007, Golden Anniversary
- 29th Golden?
- 28th Sideblog: My Childhood Imaginary Friend
- 25th The anger I feel on behalf of my kids can be scary.
- 24th You might be an Anglophile if...
- 24th Televsion
- 23rd Sideblog: Link
- 22nd Recipe:Loralee's Lemon Bars
- 21st Five Things
- 20th BUSY!
- 17th Happy Birthday, Jonathan!
- 17th Tragedy.
- 16th Sports
- 15th Sideblog: Food link
- 15th A math witticism fitting me perfectly? Who'd of thunk?
- 14th Sideblog: Quick Post
- 13th Mother's Day Meme
- 11th A "Magical" evening.
- 10th Tom and Allison
- 9th 5 Things
- 8th I AM A DORK.
- 8th Movie Night!
- 7th I think I know what to get Jonathan for his birthday
- 6th Games
- 4th Finally a bit of justice.
- 4th Ten Things
- 2nd I want some new blogs to read
- 2nd HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELLY!
- 1st Oh, for the love of PETE!!!!
- 1st Run, do not walk to see this film.
- 1st I write too much
April 2007
- 30th Mow me down.
- 29th Take foot. Insert in mouth.
- 27th The never ending list..
- 27th I know it is not a great way to get vitamins, but STILL...
- 26th Because It would make me feel pretty
- 26th Whistle While I Work?
- 25th This Spud's for you...
- 24th Deep Breath
- 23rd “I’ve killed it”
- 21st Transplants
- 15th Under Construction
- 9th Contact Me
- 9th About Me
- 9th The Rules
- 9th The Cast
- 9th Archives
- 9th Broken things, flocks of seaguls, and it ain’t no lie, baby, bye, bye, BYE!
- 4th On Soundtracks
- 3rd Run Forrest! (Just not TOO fast or you might get one huge-ass fine)
- 1st Messiah (Ogden, 2007)
March 2007
- 30th You kinda crimp my style
- 28th Good, Bad and Somewhere in the middle
- 27th Random Bullets of Crap
- 26th Multicultural Messiah 2007
- 23rd WHEELS!
- 22nd One Day More
- 21st Enquiring minds want to know…
- 20th A dress and a small succession of suck
- 19th What exactly do I think I’m doing here???
- 17th Wilbur’s favorite new place to be
- 16th Wallets, cops, cars and the SUCK of neighbors.
- 16th My son after his first "Maturation Class"
- 15th Tired
- 15th Grief and so it goes
- 14th Gym Hag, Goals and "Honest Photography"
- 14th What do you think?
- 13th It’s almost St. Patricks Day. I sure as hell do NOT have "The Luck of the Irish".
- 12th The torture continues…
- 11th To spew or not to spew, that is the question…
- 10th Is this a bad sign?
- 9th Who needs a BlogHer Conference when you can go "U-Da-Ho"?
- 9th Torture, even for a narcissist.
- 8th Proposed Mock-Up
- 7th Going to the dentist SUCKS.
- 6th I think I just agreed to sell photos of a homeless man to a tabloid.
- 6th Late night conversation
- 6th I went to visit my parents with my sister Melly to…
- 3rd Why the hell do things like this happen on a FRIDAY NIGHT?!
- 2nd When you go to get a spoon to eat your Frosted Mini Wheats and find this…
- 1st Reasons I justify snarfing down half a box of Girl Scout Cookies in ONE sitting:
February 2007
- 27th SPC
- 27th Suspension and "Shenanigans"!
- 19th "For Good"
- 18th I love the 80’s
- 18th Something I haven’t done since I was 9
- 18th A little romance…
- 16th Enquiring Minds Want To Know
- 14th Happy "VD" Day
- 13th Run, Run, Run. Pant, Pant, Pant. Die, Die, Die.
- 13th No, No, NO!
- 12th Sweat, Seniors, and Sundays.
- 11th Getting out of the valley
- 10th You know…
- 9th How Exciting!
- 8th Unexpected Death
- 8th Progress
- 7th "Mature"
- 7th Insomnia: Part 4,345,321
- 6th SPC #1
- 6th New Years Resolutions 2007
- 5th Dwelling
- 4th Games, anyone?
- 4th One step forward, two steps back.
- 2nd Random Bullets of Blah, Blah, Blah…
- 1st Insomnia
January 2007
- 31st I scooped the news. Sweet!
- 31st Girls Weekend
- 30th Sick
- 29th The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
- 26th Weeping, Wailing, Gnashing of teeth, and &*&#*(&##*9 Weevils!
- 25th The Cat Whisperer
- 25th Birthdays, Frosting, and growing UP
- 23rd Because I heart "Scrubs" and "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
- 22nd A quick and healthy lunch
- 21st Wii, Wii, Wii, all the way home!
- 21st The Wii Saga Continues…
- 19th Make it stop!
- 17th Tasty Tuesday
- 16th My dreams suck.
- 14th So funny I am still trying to recover
- 14th I am trying really hard to not post about the hell…
- 12th Ya know?
- 11th Breathe, just breathe…
- 9th Wii Fraud
- 8th The lengths I will go for Fritos…
- 8th Nooncy
- 6th The Sexy Sixth
- 5th My husband can say very amusing and strange things. Probably one reason I married him…
- 5th Anxiety, Animal Control & Cupcakes
- 4th You might be a redneck if…
- 3rd Ug. I know it has been a long time,I hope everyon…
- 3rd The things my husband says...
- 1st Sideblog: To assist in your "Diet Resolution"
December 2006
- 31st Things like this help when you are in the middle of remodeling hell
- 29th Let the Wild Rumpus begin!
- 27th Self Portrait Challenge
- 27th A Christmas Gift
- 24th Season Stressful
- 22nd Rudolph Casting Call
- 20th Recording Project
- 19th Happy Anniversary
- 18th Self Portrait Challenge
- 17th An Early Morning Narrative
- 16th Because I have seen this a hundred times and still laugh my ass off
- 16th Accomplishment, Charlotte’s Web, and "Girls Gone Wild"
- 15th WHAT THE HELL
- 15th Four Moves and A Wedding.
- 15th MINNESOTA 2006
- 12th Temporarily Out of Commission.
- 11th On "Meeting" Loralee
- 10th Natasha’s turn
- 9th HOME
- 9th my long lost sister.
- 8th Hatch Giveth, and Hatch Taketh Away
- 7th 5 Things I’ve learned about Minnesota
- 5th I’m off!
- 4th Public Service Announcement
- 3rd Company Christmas Party
- 1st Thing THREE
November 2006
- 30th A Christmas Story
- 29th War
- 28th Self Portrait Challenge #4
- 27th HOLY FREAKING DOUBLE MOO COW!!!!!!!
- 26th Extreme Home Makeover
- 26th Ten Things
- 24th Thanksgiving 2006
- 23rd I honestly don’t know what to think or feel this T…
- 21st Self Portrait Challenge #4
- 21st Minnesota and ME
- 21st My Dad, The Mormon Tabernacle and the New York Times
- 19th Queen Hag
- 19th Christmas Spirit. Or Lortab. You pick.
- 17th Opening
- 16th I am still in major back suck. I think I have a p…
- 14th Self Portrait Challenge #3
- 13th The Suck of Back Pain
- 13th I completely felt like this yesterday.
- 11th Veterans Day 2006
- 11th Ahem , May I Have Your Attention, Please?
- 10th Happy Anniversary, Looney!
- 9th You would think I would learn by now…
- 9th Birthday Bash 2006
- 8th Happy Birthday!
- 7th On Kissing
- 6th Self Portrait Challenge
- 5th Thoughts about today
- 5th My life is more interesting than I thought…
- 5th My friend, Holly, went to Europe this summer to st…
- 4th Gender Roles
- 2nd Law & Order
- 2nd I’m pretty sure this was made for me.
- 2nd Random, Radom, Random
- 1st I’m a Ten Cow Wife
- 1st Halloween 2006
October 2006
- 31st Self Portrait Challenge #1
- 30th When you need to rid your blog of the most heinous trolls, you know who to call…
- 30th HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINNY!
- 30th Uh…Ok…
- 29th Meme a little meme of me…
- 29th Annual Harry Potter Halloween Party
- 27th The things a mother does for her kids…
- 26th It has not been the best day.
- 26th Why?
- 26th Dear concerned relative:
- 26th New 80’s playlist available on my finetunes player. :)
- 26th Weather or not you care…
- 26th Happy Bitterness
- 24th I’m Flattered
- 24th Self Portrait Challenge #4
- 24th Another reason this blog is going to bite it:
- 23rd Calling All Vetrans
- 23rd Let’s stop playing these little games…
- 22nd For the best sister in the world
- 22nd Who are you, and what the hell have you done with my husband?
- 22nd Damn you, Mongolians!
- 20th New name?
- 20th Nurse Betty To The Rescue
- 20th To Be or Not To Be…
- 19th Calling All Classics
- 19th Happy Alaska Day and Project Runway Finale Evening!
- 18th Greased Pigs, Pedro, and Fairies
- 18th My sister Melly, just called me. My niece Beekie i…
- 17th Self Portrait Challenge #3
- 17th Possibilities
- 15th Extreme Home Makeover Comes To Cache Valley
- 15th Amelia Jane
- 14th In a very platonic way, I am totally enamored with…
- 13th The Cities
- 13th OUT OF AFRICA
- 12th MMM…Doughnuts…
- 11th Disillusionment
- 10th It’s a SMALL WORLD
- 10th Self Portrait Challenge #2 OR "So Please Be Kind If I’m A Mess"
- 9th Crap.
- 8th My Soulmate
- 8th Tagged
- 7th Saying Goodbye. It’s hard to do.
- 7th Top 5- September 2006
- 6th The Sexy Sixth OR "Boobies are Magical"
- 6th Blogger Sucketh
- 5th Tomorrow
- 4th Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat…
- 4th MUSIC FUN!
- 3rd Ever wonder what happened to that Biff guy from "Back to the Future?"
- 3rd Self Portrait Challenge #1
- 3rd Sinful Ciggy’s
- 2nd It was good n’ stuff…
- 1st Worry
- 1st Ten Things
September 2006
- 30th Every mom should find a "Secret Club" invitation in their kids backpack
- 30th They say the tenth time is as good as the first…
- 29th Nice Mount…
- 29th Not a big deal really, but huge to me…
- 28th Dave Strikes Again!
- 28th Being Fun
- 27th Discoveries*
- 26th Self Portrait Challenge #4
- 26th Strange, yet fabulous, movie quote
- 25th Service
- 23rd For Matthew, wherever he may be.
- 23rd Thanks
- 22nd What I know about Loralee
- 21st Pull Up Yer Panties, Jessica!
- 21st Chicago, my kind of town…
- 21st Why I Love Loralee
- 20th Adventures in Theatre
- 20th Oh man.
- 19th SPC - Loralee & Me
- 19th The Fit’s Gonna Hit the Shan!
- 19th guest blogging!
- 19th Loralee On Loralee
- 19th The Changeling
- 19th Thank you
- 18th New Leadership
- 18th I’m not going to be around for a bit. Hopefully,…
- 16th Trouble With Relationships
- 16th Spock’s Girlfriend?
- 15th HOPEFULLY…
- 14th God Bless The Mormon "Canning Gene"
- 14th This Song’s For You
- 13th Can’t Hardly Wait!
- 13th Move Over, Ethel and Lucy…
- 12th SING ALONG
- 12th Best Of August (You know, for the Top 5’s list on my right sidebar)
- 12th If you had to listen to Wilbur raping the carpet all day long, you’d be a little nuts, too…
- 11th Tooth Fairy, Die, Die, DIE
- 11th Self-Portrait Challenge
- 11th The result of caving and finally seeing "Pirates 2" ?
- 10th Tell me a story…
- 10th Things that make you go…"Hmmm"
- 9th Is it totally obvious I am trying to get yesterday’s post off of my main page???
- 9th AMY
- 7th Loss
- 7th From the Inbox
- 7th Loralee
- 7th To make you smile
- 6th The Sexy Sixth of September
- 4th Dad Gone Mad
- 3rd I suppose that you know your blog is going in a go…
- 2nd Almost Famous?
- 1st The Suck of the Tooth Fairy
- 1st Pimp my ride
- 1st It’s Officially Ours
August 2006
- 30th A taste of my own medicine
- 30th The Suck of a Phone Call
- 29th The Suck of a Sentence
- 29th Self-Portrait Challenge
- 28th From the Inbox
- 28th Bork! Bork! Bork!
- 28th Make up
- 28th Ten Years
- 27th "Hi! I’m Tragica! So nice to meet you!"
- 26th Happy Birthday, Son
- 25th A day of great variety.
- 25th I’m just a whiner
- 25th SuckasuckaSUCK
- 24th Snip, Snip, Bang, Bang.
- 24th Kitten Shower
- 23rd CRAFT PROJECT #4
- 23rd Guest Blogger Extrodinare
- 22nd Damn Long post. Read it anyway. It’s funny.
- 21st ABC’s and 123’s
- 20th From me to you
- 20th Cruz Robert Mitchell
- 18th Self Portrait Challenge
- 17th The Unspeakable
- 16th Don’t try this at home. It is dangerous.
- 15th WWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!
- 15th Wal-Mart Stripper
- 14th because she’s cool and this e-card made me pee a little. It’s also a nice change for those who are uncomfortable with me posting about my sex life.
- 14th Dirty Girl
- 13th Signs that you may have to sit down and have "The talk"
- 13th Because it needs to be that kind of day
- 12th Deep Thought
- 11th Band of Brothers
- 11th Receiving tokens of affection like this in my email inbox makes all the Amway hate mail worth it.
- 10th Hot, hot, hot
- 10th He’d stay in there all day if i let him
- 10th I am going to check my email inbox to see if there…
- 9th SPAM and Massages in Minnesota?
- 8th Self Portrait Challenge
- 8th A letter to my children
- 7th Because sometimes whores need love too
- 7th SNAFU
- 4th I now know what it is like to be my friend
- 4th Morning sex. It is a complicated issue.
- 4th Words
- 3rd Blatant rip of from karen’s blog
- 3rd Five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutes
- 2nd Because it’s been that kind of day
- 2nd Just Lay Here
- 2nd My evening
- 2nd Chick Flicks
- 1st Smilee things…
July 2006
- 31st Because it’s been that kind of day.
- 31st "Hello, my leaporous friend! Is this your finger?"…
- 30th I needed a dress and shoes for a family function …
- 30th I actually went shopping
- 30th Thing Two
- 30th 100 songs
- 30th Random Conversation from a late night card game
- 30th Because sometimes he helps me think
- 29th A success, as usual…
- 29th Off to my favorite performance of the year
- 29th For Chris, who wrote and asked me to post the wierdest photo i had
- 28th Two Dorks, A Car, and some opera
- 28th Because it always makes me want one…
- 28th July Card Club
- 27th Secrets
- 27th Blogging is a community.
- 27th A slow, painful death?
- 27th Stop the insanity
- 26th I get these letters…
- 26th I have no one to blame but myself
- 26th I will never bitch about my hair again.
- 26th Tetrus, Tats, and Toast Sweat
- 25th Anniversaries, Air Guitar and Angst
- 25th Last Self Portrait Challenge for July
- 24th Remembrances
- 23rd Photo Meme #1 OR Got Wood?
- 20th Photo Shoots, Photo Hags, and Hans Blix
- 19th CALLING ALL READERS
- 18th My fifteen minutes of fame. I can die happy now!
- 18th When your wife has had a long day full of extra-or…
- 17th The suck of neighbors
- 17th One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
- 16th Because what I need to post about would just be too long and frustrating:
- 15th Choices…
- 14th Merci-Buckets!
- 14th Man Love
- 13th The tomato that could have paid for a downpayment on a new car…
- 13th Happy Birthday, Christophee!
- 12th Boundaries
- 12th Okay, I’m having someone (Who kindly volunteered) …
- 12th Michelle AS Magnificent Mother
- 12th Survey Says…
- 11th Homemade Goodness
- 11th Oh.My.HELL.
- 11th An Afternoon
- 9th A LOTS Changed
- 9th Three Things
- 8th Best of June 2006
- 7th It’s Been That Kind Of Day
- 7th Blatant Bribery
- 6th Fashion Passion
- 6th Master Debater?? Heh.
- 6th The Devil Wears Prada
- 5th Self Portrait Challenge
- 5th Bag Lady
- 4th They say today is your birthday…
- 3rd Groceries
June 2006
- 30th Embarrassing Moment
- 30th "Card" Is Not A Four-Letter Word…
- 28th Dancing
- 27th OOPS! I did it again
- 27th HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- 26th Foraging
- 25th Change
- 25th Sniff…
- 23rd Hello from the land of Shitty Shoulder Situation. …
- 19th Here is my little contribution to Looney Tunes thi…
- 17th News Alert!
- 16th Boring Rundown Of The Day
- 15th Cheese
- 15th My Son, The Poet (And I’m Pretty Sure He Knows It)
- 14th Turn Around, Bright Eyes…
- 13th Where the freak is Andy Warhol when you need him?
- 12th Hey, all. Ever had one of those weeks? This was …
- 8th Hellish Birthday, Michelle!
- 7th Happy Birthday, Matthew
- 7th PICKS FOR MAY 2006
- 6th Thoughts While On A Riding Lawn Mower…
- 6th I Get Emails About My Blog…
- 5th Loralee, You and I haven’t always had the easiest…
- 5th Blogger injury
- 3rd Alfred Hitchcock Presents…
- 2nd I’ve created a monster…
- 2nd My New Digs…
- 1st Quiddler
May 2006
- 30th AIR SUPPLY 2006!
- 30th Memorial Day 2006
- 28th Conversations With A Pizza Dude…
- 27th Hooked on a feelin’
- 26th Technical Suck
- 26th Don’t you hate it when you look at the wrong schedule?
- 26th Good for a chuckle.
- 25th Tag. You’re It.
- 25th A Stiff Upper Lip..
- 25th Foreboding.
- 24th Heaving Bosoms, Corset Flinging, and Fabio???
- 24th THIS IS FOR FROYD AND SUE
- 22nd TV from the 80’s + E True Hollywood Story=I Think I Just Lost 300,000 Brain Cells
- 21st Jonathan’s Birthday BBQ OR Come on Baby, Light My Fire…
- 20th I Get Along With My Therapist
- 19th So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu…
- 18th CONCERT BLISS!
- 17th Happy 30th, Honey!
- 17th I’ve mentioned insomnia SUCKS, right?
- 16th AH-CHOO!
- 16th Yahoo! Higher, Higher, HIGHER!
- 15th DIET RESOLVE!
- 15th I KNEW it was somewhat likely I had no soul…
- 15th Moms
- 14th Blog of Destiny
- 13th WORK BOREDOM
- 13th Ideas from the masses (Or the one of two guys left in the corner with the almost empty bottles of Bud attempting to play hacke sack…
- 12th Everything I needed to learn about Desert Tortoises in the fourth grade, I learned at 31
- 11th Craft Project #3
- 10th Morning Sodas, Lilacs, Fungus, Sushi and GYNO’S
- 10th Boats Are Cool.So Are Moms.
- 10th Contents of A Bag…
- 9th Happy
- 9th Comments, Waves, Red Boats, Scary Ducks and Pink Cupcakes
- 9th Our House…In The Middle Of The Street…
- 8th Regret
- 7th The Redcoats Are Coming! The Redcoats are…What? They’re Not?! DAMN!!!!
- 7th Psych!
- 7th Freaky Bird Boobs and Shoes
- 6th Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home…
- 6th Have y’all read the book, Alexander and the terri…
- 5th To Lighten The Mood…
- 5th A much needed kick in the ass. :D
- 5th Failure
- 4th Weight.
- 3rd Whore
- 3rd See? This is why I don’t really attempt blog promotion.
- 3rd Life
- 2nd Hit Me Baby
- 2nd A Bedtime Story OR "Leveling Loralee?"
- 1st Dream Craziness!
- 1st Top Five Favorites-April 2006
- 1st Sports n’ Stuff
- 1st zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
April 2006
- 29th That Time Of The Month Again…
- 27th Well, I Feel A Tiny Bit Better Now…
- 27th The ‘Best In Show’ Sippie Cup
- 27th You Mock My Pain!
- 26th My Black Thumb
- 26th The New Bed
- 26th Stop Hissing In My Ear!—Prince John, Robin Hood—
- 26th I Do…
- 25th Do You Want Me To Send You Back To Where I Found You? Unemployed In Greenland!?
- 24th I Seem To Have This Pattern…
- 24th Afterwards
- 23rd Skydiving OR Possibly One Of The Bravest Moments Of My Life
- 22nd Stuff
- 22nd Suck (A Study)
- 20th Best Craft Project Ever.
- 19th Tonight
- 19th GUESS WHERE I AM GOING ON MAY 15th?!!!
- 18th A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- 18th My friend, Michelle, had a sad loss in her extende…
- 17th Ink on Snow
- 17th Easter
- 16th Google Giggles
- 15th I Get Nice Email
- 15th It’s A Small World After All…
- 13th Beday the Bastard
- 13th It Begins!
- 13th The Results Are In!!!
- 12th Sometimes, Mocking Myself Is The Only Option.
- 11th I am liking the video function on my camera a litt…
- 11th Spring
- 11th The Things He Says…
- 10th ACK! I’M POSTING IT!!
- 9th Cleaning Stuff
- 9th Multicultural Messiah 2006
- 8th Do The Math
- 8th Today was hell on wheels. Lots was good, just run…
- 7th Face Fun
- 6th This Is The klutz That God Built…
- 6th Seriously? SERIOUSLY.
- 6th Lost
- 6th I Post. A Lot.
- 6th Bangin’
- 5th The Process…
- 5th The Geography Bowl OR Winning ISN’T Everything
- 5th STYX
- 4th My Next Door Neighbors
- 4th Did I Actually Just SAY That????!
- 4th Penny Walk
- 3rd Doing "Pot"
- 2nd My Beautiful Nieces
- 1st Business Dress
March 2006
- 31st What’s In A Name? A Whole Freaking LOT, That’s What!
- 31st Juvenile-itis.
- 31st EMME
- 31st TOP FAVORITES FOR MARCH
- 30th Goodbyes, Batteries and Fugly Eyebrows.
- 29th The Case of the Prim Prostitute OR The Freaking Worst Trip Of My Life
- 29th The Need For Speed
- 28th Brace Yourself
- 28th Pepper Grinding
- 28th Milestone.
- 28th Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls…Pop Goes the World by Men Without Hats…
- 27th Weird Flattery
- 27th Sitzprobe
- 26th And Now, For Something Less Uncomfortable…
- 25th The Spirit of 76′
- 24th Proud Parent.
- 24th The History of "Suckasuckasuck" OR Rejection Letters and Audioblogger SUCK
- 24th The Suck of Stupidity and Sex Kittens
- 24th Unexpected Happiness!
- 24th The Definition Of Boring–What It Is And Is Not
- 23rd The SUCK of STEPHEN SOMMELIER
- 22nd Eye of the Hurricane
- 22nd Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
- 22nd Well, The Last 24 Hours Make a Helluva Lot More Sense Now.
- 22nd “Who is it that can tell me who I am?â€
- 22nd A Tribute To A Life…
- 21st Take.A.Deep.Breath.
- 21st The Suck of Sad
- 20th V is for i’m VERY tired…bleck.
- 20th WELCOME BACK!
- 20th Calling All Readers…
- 19th "Unfortunate" Hair OR Leapin’ Lizards!
- 19th A Glimpse Into The Underworld of Dungeons and Dragons OR "Roll and See If I’m Getting Drunk Yet!"
- 18th Facing Fears…
- 18th Psst…This Is For YOU…You Know Who You Are! :D
- 18th CONGRATULATIONS, HOLLY!
- 17th Nothing Says St. Paddy’s Like Girl Scouts, The Turkish, Blessings And Hot & Sour Soup!
- 17th Dolly-esque OR Got Boobs?
- 17th Because Sometimes Plagiarism Is Just Easier…
- 17th Felicity Was ROBBED!
- 17th Katie
- 16th T-Shirt of Destiny…
- 16th Posts About Spirituality, Religon, Mormons,or John Stewart Turn You Off? SKIP THIS ONE. There Is No Mention Of Jello Or Lutherans, However.
- 16th Can Geekdom Be Absorbed Through Osmosis?
- 15th Mormons
- 15th Fantabulous Friends…
- 14th WHY Jon Is Now In Charge Of Laundry OR "James! Come Look At Your New Sweater!"
- 14th Introducing Alex OR My Mission To Prove Mormons CAN Be Funny
- 14th I Have Taken Interest! YOU WILL NOW PAY! (Part Two)
- 14th Fun Park,Fabulous Talents and Being in "The Family Way"
- 14th The Good Die Young
- 13th Movie Characters And ME
- 13th Changing Of The Guard OR I’ve Always Depended On The Kindess Of…Ehhm…"Strangers"…
- 12th FUGLY FERNANDO
- 12th Formally Introducing "Friends and Freakiness". AGAIN.
- 12th "And YOU! A Music Major! You Should Be Ashamed!"
- 11th I Have Taken Interest! YOU WILL NOW PAY!
- 11th Curses! Foiled Again!
- 10th So I Made This List…
- 10th Great Scott!
- 9th Sing Sing Sing. Dance Dance Dance. Stab Stab Stab. Clap Clap Clap.
- 9th A Brief Philosophical View of My Life–By Monty Python—
- 9th The Suck of Satin
- 9th The Bastardly Bottom Boys OR The Bait From Bastardville
- 8th Words of Wisdom, Blackmail and Moles of Destiny
- 7th The Stalker of Bemidji State(Bemidnji? Bimengi? Bemingdi? Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo? I Give Up!!!)
- 7th Being Trapped In The Little House On The Prarie…
- 7th Wilbur, Gang Banging & O, Brother! Where Art Thou?
- 7th This Day "Blows"
- 5th Bemedji, Coughing, Stalking, Hormones. A Very Random Post…
- 5th Patterns
- 5th Utah…I’m Livin’ In Utah…
- 5th Pinch Me!
- 4th Confession of a Geography Challenged Idiot…
- 4th Yes, Yes, You’re Very Smart. Shut Up.
- 4th The Cat in the Hat
- 3rd Brian of Joy
- 3rd The Truthiness of the Tooth Fairy (OR) Why THE FREAK They Will NOT Go to BED!
- 2nd Oh, the Irony…
- 2nd Matthew.
- 2nd Better Late Than Never
- 2nd The Suck of Being ‘Duh’
- 2nd The More Things Change…
- 2nd Yuck, Allergies and Thank Goodness For Pizza
- 1st Jonathan’s Response To "My Sign"
February 2006
- 28th ACK! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY!
- 28th Coffee (With "G")…
- 28th What A Doll!
- 28th Shirts…
- 28th Our Family Is Weird.
- 28th Busy Bee
- 27th To My Husband
- 27th The Sometimes Suck of Singing
- 26th Where Have I Been?
- 26th Wilbur
- 26th Galactic Evening With Karen
- 25th Claude
- 25th Way too fun!
- 25th Secession of Suck, Opera Cows and Contraband
- 24th Banter
- 20th Whine
- 18th I AM DONE
- 16th It’s In the Blood
- 16th The Suck of Back Pain
- 15th Buffets, Bob the Genius, Hilter, New psychosis, and PRESENTS
- 14th I Feel Like An Ass
- 14th Parent Teacher Conference
- 14th 20 Secret Thoughts and Deeds
- 14th I Miss Mail…
- 13th AWESOMETOWN
- 13th It’s Not Easy Being "Pink" or a "Virgin"
- 12th I Can’t Believe I Was This Brave
- 12th Sweet Boy of Mine…
- 12th The Day Bob Meandered Into A Buffet….
- 11th God Sent a Good Thing…
- 10th WELCOME HOME (MY FAVORITE NEPHEW-IN-LAW) SrA DYLAN…
- 10th My ‘Disturbing’ Valentine…
- 10th The Young, The Hip, The LICENCED!
- 9th It’s a Small World After All…
- 9th Raise a Glass
- 9th Gnomes, Nuts and Naughtiness
- 9th I Wish I knew How to Quit YOUTUBE!
- 8th Where’s George?
- 8th Dedicated to the Truly Naughty and Their Children (End Credits, Nanny McPhee)
- 7th Embrace the Suck…
- 6th SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL PICKS!
- 5th Blueberry Pancakes and Brainiacs and The Messiah?
- 4th Harpy vs. Siren
- 4th The Results Are In
- 4th Date Night
- 3rd Just When I Thought My Relationship With the "Big Guy" Was Improving…
- 3rd Georgia On My Mind…
- 2nd Cutting Loose
- 2nd My Man and Wallet (They’re separate Items. Heh)
- 1st Roots
- 1st Ogden Valley 2006
January 2006
- 28th No, It Ain’t No Lie-Baby, Bye, Bye BY-EYE…
- 28th Has It Really Been 20 Years?!
- 27th Hamas, Crayons, Tech-support Calls and Urinals…
- 27th WOW! This Is Just COOL
- 26th Queen of Vacillation
- 24th Family Passing (Edited)
- 23rd The More Things Change…
- 21st Polar Plunge 2006!
- 20th Hot or Not
- 19th Make Me Happy Tonight!!!!
- 19th Calvin Has Minor Surgery
- 19th Flowers n’ Stuff
- 19th Tristan and Isolde
- 18th Tag, You’re It!
- 18th SUPRISE! Thanks, Bridgy!
- 18th Meet Kismet the Frog AND A Bitch Called Hope
- 17th Irish Spring Mystery
- 17th Grumble Grumble Grumble
- 16th Sunday
- 15th Painting, Lame 90’s Hair, Girls Rule-Boys Drool
- 14th Play Day
- 12th Scotland the Brave
- 12th Insomnia
- 12th Hard to believe, but I’m behind!
- 12th Awesometown!
- 12th Cool Nephew.
- 11th Fabulous Tim. James the Prince of Strange.
- 11th Opera by Cake
- 10th ARRRAAGGGHHHHH!! That felt good….
- 9th I so love Penguins. Especially "Tacky"
- 9th F is for the FREAKING FLU
- 4th The great journey, hacking, free soda!
- 3rd Adventure to Salt Lake
- 3rd Jonathan
- 1st 2005 is OVER. THANK GOODNESS!!!!!
- 1st New Year’s Eve 2005!
December 2005
- 30th Ug.
- 29th Memoirs of A Geisha
- 29th Ouch.
- 28th Me in the Army….tee hee hee
- 28th Suprise Visit, Freaking Huge Office Space
- 27th In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines….
- 27th I AM AMAZING
- 25th I hate my tech skills: Christmas Night, Tamales, Babies, Christmas Morning
- 24th Oh, Holy Night…
- 24th THE BEST T-SHIRT FIND EVER
- 24th Piece of S**T Car, Gingerbread Houses!!!!!
- 22nd My Intense Obsession (Not him, it’s another one) With SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!!!
- 22nd FINALLY!! CAMMO!!!! YEA!!!!
- 21st The Rock,Desert BDU’S,Beekie Comes Home!
- 21st Missing! UPDATE>>>>
- 20th The History of Jonathan and Loralee’s Anniversaries…
- 18th Sons of Adam, Daughters of Eve…
- 17th History Repeats Itself, Office Christmas Parties….
- 16th Singing Animals, Grim Reapers and Rent….
- 16th The Freaking Busy Day(Or two)….
- 15th Drama
- 4th Lunch or manipulations????
- 4th Why I no longer do what I did….
- 4th Islands,Christmas Trees,Movies….
- 2nd GOT SOCKS? And Tissue? And Hair Product??
- 1st Old Friends, Murals and Fenders…
November 2005
- 29th Traditions, Stars, and Freaky Rudolf Friends!
- 28th MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 27th The Grumpy Bug
- 26th The Great Pot Pie War, James Bond and STD’S
- 25th The day after….
- 25th THANKSGIVING 2005
- 23rd South Park Goth Kids.
- 22nd Johhny Cash Rules
- 22nd
- 22nd An Outing With Mary Ellen and Brian Joy!
- 20th HARRY POTTER!
- 19th MY BOYS!
- 19th As a side note, for my birthday, Karen is creatin…
- 19th My day cont….
- 19th We got in the car and decided to let let impulse …
- 19th Fun with breadsticks! Don’t even think it.
- 19th This is the night, what a beautiful night…
- 19th Brian of Dillards and car accidents…
- 19th Karen’s Guilt!
- 19th The Grand Finale!!!!!
- 18th A "Dead Delight"
- 18th So, while currently this is ME….you know that m…
- 17th So I am STEALING this from KAREN!!!!
- 17th I feel ICKY
- 17th Karen and Hikus
- 16th The Joy of Photoshop!!!!!
- 16th GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
- 16th After sleeping over at Steph’s I headed to Cedar …
- 16th Everyone had a great time at the party, but Camil…
- 16th After kickin’ it with Roods I headed to Sugar Hou…
- 16th Roods and I (ok, his name is John, but I know a b…
- 16th This is seriously a freaky picture…I think that…
- 16th JARHEAD!
- 16th You can tell I really care about my apperance lat…
- 16th Marilyn my Mother-in-law and various kids…
- 16th Mickey, my Father-in-law. You can see where Jonat…
- 16th The night of my birthday my in-laws came over for…
- 16th Chelle gave me an awesome b-day present…we shop…
- 16th Right after we were seated this group was seated …
- 16th
- 16th
- 16th My infamous order. I have no idea why it sounded …
- 16th Our waitress was hillarious. She had a friend who…
- 16th On the morning of my birthday the "girlfriend gro…
- 16th We played a couple of games at my party. One of t…
- 16th This is Emma’s man, Jordan. They seem fairly suit…
- 16th Don’t I have the cutest nieces ever? This is Emma…
- 16th Speaking of men in the kitchen, it is kinda bizza…
- 16th The kitchen is so obviously where the men belong….
- 16th My sister Melanie and my cute niece Ruth. Ruth sp…
- 16th This is my AWESOME brother, Brad and his new, ado…
- 16th I love my friends…
- 16th At times, Brigitte’s rejection has driven me to o…
- 16th Of course….this has not always been the case……
- 16th HA HA HA! SHE kissed ME for once!!!! Woo Hoo!
- 16th "Bridgy" the amazing photographer and me.
- 16th Zach and Bryan and their adoring fan…moi!
- 11th Max having just succesfully rolled a cigarrette. …
- 11th This is my friend Kyle…No…I haven’t graduated…
- 11th Max and Bridgy…don’t they look comfy????? Bridg…
- 11th …and judging from this cozy shot, I apparently …
- 11th And speaking of the master chef….I love this bo…
- 11th Yes…it is true. I am 31….WAAAHHHHH! At least…
- 11th Blogging sucks at times….sigh
- 7th photo upload test
- 5th Looney Tunes: My 5 Favorites-February 2006
- 5th Looney Tunes: My 5 Favorites-December, 2005
- 5th Looney Tunes:My 5 Favorites, January 2006
- 5th Looney Tunes: My 5 Favorites-November 2005
- 5th 10,000 maniacs-Verdi Cries This song is simple,…


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