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PLEASE READ BEFORE BROWSING!

Whenever I shuffle through my archives, I am always shocked and surprised to find out that someone took my hilarious, witty, moving and profound posts and mutated them into ill-written, lame, trite, boring pieces of excrement.

It makes me cringe every time I see that someone is reading the early archives (You know, the time when I thought EACH PHOTO HAD TO BE ITS OWN POST????? See? Humiliating.)

So, unless you are trying to make yourself feel better about how lame your blog was at the start and need a good laugh, I strongly discourage you from reading the beginnings of this blog. Or even the middlings. Heck, why don’t you just leave well enough alone and just stay on the main page?

Otherwise it may cause your eyes to rupture and bleed, and I care about your eyesight, I really do.