“Oh, boy. Look at the car ahead of us, Jonathan. That is my nightmare scenario for our boys when they are teenagers.”
“Hate to break it to you, honey, but they already ARE teenagers.”
“I keep forgetting this. Also? I need a drink.”
“Which car are you talking about? The convertible?”
“Yes. The convertible with the cute teenage girl driving and the three boys all drooling over her. I had a convertible with teenage boys as passengers. I KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN, DUDE.”
“OH. I thought you were concerned because it’s a female driver and everybody knows that women can’t drive.”
blink. blink. blinkity-blink.
“You DO want to get laid again in this lifetime…right?”
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He’s not a misogynist, he just plays one on my blog. ;) http://ow.ly/6iMTw
BWAhahahaha.
As I recall being a teenager around Jonathon, he is in absolutely no place to criticize anyone’s driving. I remember him being in at least two wrecks in high school…
LOL! I remember being the girl driving a convertible with boys in it too (not sure they were drooling over me though). I have all girls and they will NOT drive a convertible!
Ooop! Wrong answer, dude!
And I love Darrell’s corroborating evidence that Jonathan’s theory does not hold water! (Witness the amount of accidents my husband has had compared to me in the same time frame. )