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March 23, 2011

I am by NO means what one would define as “granola”, “green”, or “crunchy”.  I don’t get my knickers in too much of a twist about High Fructose Corn Syrup, I am fond of processed foods, big box stores, McDonald’s and Diet Coke. (I know you are all super shocked at that last one.)

And I may or may have not just polished off my 2nd box of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies this week.

But.

That does NOT mean that I don’t love mom & pop stores, handmade products, eco-friendly products and companies, vegan dishes, farmer markets, gardening and organic foods and best of all…good, old-fashioned, homecooked meals. I’m a TOTAL foodie, despite the fact that I love Kraft Mac & Cheese and swear by McDonald’s new oatmeal.

I like many things that are all “granola”, “green”, and “crunchy” and my love and zeal for them just seems to be growing as time ticks by.

Despite the fact that my husband is a ceaseless in his objections about my unhealthy junk food passions, I do manage to squeeze quite a few things into my lifestyle that are very healthy and very un-objectionable to even him.

Not that Jonathan does not have bad food habits, he does. He just doesn’t embrace the ones he has with as much gusto as I do.

His family is very health conscious. They are totally down with all things herbal and homeopathic and such. The latest ‘thing’ in the clan is “raw milk“.

What is “raw milk”, you ask?

Well, it’s milk.

Straight from the cow.

Period, the end.

No processing.

No pasteurizing.

No homogenizing.

Nada.

Straight milk with cream that you have to skim from the top of it just like you read about in Little House on the Prairie and Little Women.

And my inlaws SWEAR by it for a million different reasons that involve ‘good vs. bad bacteria’, improvement of health and the fact that my lactose intolerant brothers-in-law seem to digest it just fine.

The thought of drinking it straight kind of makes me want to hurl, but I admit that I did not mind drinking this mind-blowingly good chocolate milk concoction that my brother-in-law makes and drinks every day that has raw milk, pure cacao (another thing they swear by) and honey.

It’s illegal to buy or sell raw milk for all those pesky health reasons that are crossing most of your minds RIGHT NOW. My inlaws get theirs the legit way but for our family to do it we would pretty much have to hunt down a black market supply in our area to get it. (You think I’m kidding about that whole “black market” thing but no, there is a very large market for it. Somehow, I never imagined having a ‘dealer’ for, um, milk. But ya know…I also never thought I’d do half the things I’ve done in my life. Weirder things have happened.)

We’ve made a couple of changes that I think I am REALLY going to love. For one, we are going to substantially expand our garden this summer.

And we are going to be composting.

Let me repeat that.

WE ARE GOING TO BE COMPOSTING.

ME.

If you know me, you are just shaking your head at this point.

And?

Today, we had our first delivery (TO OUR DOOR) of fresh bottled milk from a local dairy.

I love the taste of it.

And the convenience of it.

I think I am going to LOVE it.

I’m still not down with the ‘raw milk’ thing.  I just…dunno.

And if venturing back to the days where all milk was delivered to every door wasn’t enough, we’re starting an even more ambitions project. We meant to start it last weekend, but with funerals and sickness, it has been bumped back until the weekend after next.  It’s something that we have been looking at doing for a long time and since my beloved cat, Wilbur, is gone from our family, I now have the last objection removed and we’re going to jump in and just do it.

Here’s a hint:

Yup.

We’re buying chickens and raising them to get eggs for our family. We have a *huge* yard and I LOVE eggs. I love organic, fresh eggs even more. Several of my inlaws have chickens and I have gotten a TON of advice online.  And hey, if you have any advice for me feel free to leave it!

We’ve been thinking about it for YEARS and like I said, my main concern was having our cat, Wilbur around with them.  I know that I could likely keep them safe, but my mom was an elementary school teacher and she brought little chicks home from her classroom one year for the weekend and I failed to shut the door completely and our cat got to them.

I still haven’t recovered from that, actually.

So, we’re going for it.

My father and I took the boys down to look at a flock of different chicks for sale. Butterlump went loco. He WUVED them. We’ll have to keep a careful eye on him because they will be in the house for a bit until they are old enough to be housed outside in the coop and run we are purchasing.

We should have eggs in about 18-20 weeks.

And hopefully, I’ll have a bowlful of these beauties sitting on my table as well!

While I am really excited about these changes I am also left scratching my head at some of the things I’ve been getting into lately.

Homeschooling.

Chickens.

Milk.

Soon I will be telling Pa that I want to hitch up the wagon and move out to the claim on the prairie and hunting and eating squirrel.

Well, maybe not that last thing, but ya never know.

Looks kinda tasty.

Stumble it!

I get by with a little help from my friends?

March 21, 2011

(UPDATE: Twas a severe allergic reaction. And while I’m still sick I no longer look like a PSA ad for communicable diseases. I am just glad I don’t have dysentery. Damn thing always killed me on the Oregon Trail.)

There is so much love and support online.

And then you have my friends…

Loralee Choate I have a fever and am pretty sick. And I just looked in the mirror and saw this…I’m covered in horrible red splotches. WTF?! http://ow.ly/i/9nZs 10 hours ago via HootSuite

Angie is it wrong that i think that picture is h.o.t. HOT?also, i’m pretty sure you have diphtheria. or dysentery. or hives.
10 hours ago

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Jill Fergie Ferg, baby!
10 hours ago
Jamie I was admiring how perfect your eyebrows are and impressed you are wearing diamond earrings!
10 hours ago
Lyndsey my skin looks like that all the time…should i be concerned?
10 hours ago
David I don’t think I can diagnose properly until you pan down a bit. You can trust me. I’m related to a doctor.
10 hours ago
Stephanie I hope you feel better soon, see your doc tomorrow if you still have that rash. Meanwhile? Ravaged and feverish is a smokin good look on you. But you better not be too sick because otherwise I’ll feel guilty for commenting shallowly on your appearance.
10 hours ago
David Is that a new phone?
9 hours ago

* It’s a good thing I didn’t die.

** Then there would have been guilt involved.

*** And really, nothing kills the mood like that.

**** Except for maybe an over abundance of Old Spice Cologne and breath that smells Pop Rocks and Cheetos.

***** Or course, I was 15 when that went down (so to speak) so who knows…maybe things have changed.

****** Doubtful, though. Doubtful.

******* I’m certainly not willing to test that theory out.

******** However, if one of y’all want to go ahead and try for it, I will offer a Joel McHale PEZ Dispenser^ and a $5 gift card to your nearest WalMart to help defray the cost of your Old Spice purchase.

********* Submissions accepted in video format only.

********** Also, no animals can be harmed in the filming. Last thing I need is issues with PETA, people.

*********** Which reminds me of that time that I saw Jurassic Park in high school with my flaming friend, Matt. He stood up during the scene where the mosquito was embedded in amber and started yelling “ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!”

************ Which was ALMOST as good as the time he started running rabidly around a store Salt Lake with a necklace yelling “OMG, THE ACTUALLY SELL GAY PRIDE RINGS HERE!!! GAY PRIDE RINGS!!! EVERYONE SHOULD BUY ONE!!!!!!!!!!”

************* He was an exuberant ball of gay fun, that Matty.

************** However, since he failed to prevent me from triple processing my hair and advised that Chartruse is a good color on me, I also feel that he failed mightily in his ‘fabulous gay friend’ responsibilities.

*************** It’s ok. Our school dubbed him “most likely to become a high fashion designer of sheets and pillowcases”, so he was vindicated by senior year.

**************** I was voted “most likely to become a piano tuner’.

**************** Sigh. If only I had lived up to the expectation. Even if I go sit be the amazing and fabulous Becca, how in the world can I possibly go to my TWENTY YEAR REUNION next year with all this shame???

**************** Oh, wait…I forgot. THIS IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL

(Becca of the aforementioned fabulousness can be seen in both photos. She is sitting on the lap of some dude’s name that I cannot remember in the top right photo and in the photo bottom left her head is next to mine. Well, there is a guy that is a drama hag in mom jeans standing between us, but ya get my drift.) (Note that in that production I played, you guessed it, the maid.) (I was the queen of the typecast. If there was a hag, old person, wench or man in a production, this chick played it.) (Which pretty much sums up my entire teenage experience.)

***************** So, really, if I survived 4-years walking around looking like THAT, I can go to one measly reunion, right?

***************** UGH. I think I’m going to have to go scarf some Benadryl and Nyquil (and any other ‘quil/qyl’ medication I that might be floating out there) before I can think and ponder this topic any further.

****************** I know y’all love me. And I love you RIGHT BACK.

******************* MUWAH!

:)

^I don’t really have a Joel McHale PEZ dispenser. (But I am convinced that I could save the world if I did.)

Stumble it!

I gots nothin’.

March 15, 2011

My uncle died yesterday.

This month has just been a lot.

xo.

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