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Hiring a cleaning service: An indulgence or necessity?

January 21, 2011

A few weeks ago, I hired someone to come in once a week to clean my house for a couple of hours.

I’m feeling a bit guilty about it.

But I’m also not.

I mean, I’m a WAHM. I should be able to keep on top of my 4-bedroom, 1-bath, 1,090 sqaure-ft-house, right?

I SHOULD be able to, but I’m not.

I keep thinking of the things I’ve got on my plate to justify my decision:

I homeschool.

I work at home.

I have a toddler.

I have  a tween and a teenager.

I have a big, 6’4 husband.

And one bathroom.

AND VERY LITTLE STORAGE SPACE AND NO GARAGE.

It seems like someone sneezes and it gets messy.

A lot of this is my nature…I LOVE a clean house. Floors so clean you can walk barefoot without anything collecting on the bottom of your feet, bathrooms that have a faint smell of bleach and lemon-tinged furniture polish. And yet…if something needs to slide in my life, it’s house keeping.

I’ve never been great at it.

Oh, I am an AMAZING cleaner. I can (and do) clean to a microscopic level.  When I clean, I CLEAN.

I am just not so awesome at doing it every day. I let things clutter. I suck at scheduled, repetitive tasks.  I always have. I marvel at people who have a set and sacred “laundry day”. The only thing that is consistent about me is my inconsistency. :)

I wish it were different, but that is just the way it is.

My husband pitches in a LOT but he works full time, too.

When our house is in chaos Jonathan gets justifiabally grumpy (though he RARELY vocalizes it) and I feel grumpy and utterly failure-ish, too.

We both love a clean and ordered house, but we’re also not optimal at having it stay that way.

Yet, it is really essential for our peace of mind as well. Everything just runs and feels better.

A few weeks ago, I looked around at the chores that needed doing and how overwhelmed I felt and went to talk to Jonathan. I looked at him and said, “I’m working a lot more, you are about to get very busy at work with the new contracts you signed,  and I think this is necessary for us to be less stressed and happier.”

So, I did it.

And it has helped. For some reason, that 2-hours of help I have a week makes a world of difference to how my house looks and runs.  It gives me just enough help that I don’t feel so overwhelmed. Plus, it ensures that I will stay more on top of things done before she comes because I don’t want to waste her time picking up clutter. I’d rather her deep clean.

So, here I sit working while Gabriella THE AMAZING is here fluttering around my house.

My floors look AMAZING.

My bathroom smells like bleach.

My furniture is gleaming.

I am happy.

Stumble it!

*face palm*

January 19, 2011

“MOM!!!!!”

“Yes, son?”

“Who is Mother Teresa?”

“Mother Teresa was a universally beloved Catholic nun who spent most of her life helping the poor, sick and afflicted in India. She’s known as one of the most humble, kind and selfless women in history.”

“I KNEW IT! I knew she wasn’t a stripper like brother kept telling me!!!!”

Stumble it!

Mars Vs. Venus?

January 17, 2011

I saw this comment to a question on a Jeep Cherokee forum on a site that I love and I got mighty curious what the response would be in my little corner of the Internet.

THE QUESTION:

’96 Jeep Cherokee: Need Opinions

So, my boyfriend bought a ’96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won’t make enough.

Firstly, what is your guys’ opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

Thanks for your guys’ opinions!

THE ANSWER:

You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.

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So…what did you think?

Did you laugh?

Did it piss you off?

Find it too sterotypical?

Who do you think is in the right? Him? Her? Both? Neither?

Did it strike a little too close to home (either way) or…did it just make you want to go off-roading?

Forum is open to the peanut gallery for commentary.

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