How many of you actually HAVE a “Zombie plan”?
Because I am pretty sure my husband thinks I am the only one on the planet without one.
He just shakes his head woefully at me in disappointment and says I am screwed when the un-dead start breaking in our door.
Also?
He refuses to include “saving-hottie-spouse-who-currently-has-no-Zombie-Plan-due-to-having-many-other-non-stupid-things-to-do-with-her-time” into HIS Zombie Plan.
Selfish bastard.
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