BED HEAD, BITCHES!
P.S. This is what you get when your husband has access to your camera in the wee smalls.
P.P.S. Also, I am totally digging the left over eye makeup and ick in the corner of my eye.
P.P.P.S. In fact, this whole look is awesome. Everyone wants some of this hawtness.
P.P.P.P.S. I AM getting this mess “De Skeezed” at the spa tomorrow.
P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m splurging on myself. Facial, mani/pedi and cut and color.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND then I have to pack for MY TRIP TO OKLAHOMA TO HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY WITH THE PIONEER WOMAN! (Squee!)
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND I also have a 3-hour rehearsal for a new chamber choir I’m in tonight so packing is going to SUCK. But it will be worth it because I am going down the night before my flight and playing in Salt Lake and staying HERE with my husband tomorrow night. Awesome, right? I dig The Anniversary Inn. :)
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. It’s totally the afternoon of the next day now. I forgot to post this and left it sitting open for a gazillion hours on my laptop.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.Which is ALMOST the same amount of time that I was at the spa today. (Kakoi) I had THE most heavenly facial. Le SIGH.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Would you like to see the finished product? I have to warn you, though…I let her go bold AND “work with the waves” in my hair. Which I’ve never actually had anyone do before. I think the color is RAD, very, very ME and the style is workin for me too. Easy peasy and hey…might as well work with what you’ve got, right?
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S The color and style look better in person, so if you’re cool with the photos, I am happy about it.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I bet you regular readers are utterly disappointed that I have not gone of on some “post script rant of weird” by now, right?
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. WELL I’M SORRY, OK? I CAN’T BE LIKE A PERFORMING MONKEY OF WEIRD DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!! A GIRL NEEDS TO HAVE A MOMENT OF BORING NORMAL, OK? EVEN IF HER BLOG IS CALLED LOONEY TUNES AND SHE HAS A SERIOUS EMOTICON ABUSE PROBLEM! I DESERVE TO BE HO-HUM BLAH EVERY SO OFTEN, RIGHT??? RIGHT??? SCREW THE TEABAG PROTESTS! LET’S HAVE A RALLY FOR BORING, NORMAL BLOG POSTS, M’KAY???!! FREEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. But that isn’t really my style, is it? I mean I’m more like the girl who will be blogging about cooking broccoli and suddenly yell out, “VAGINA! VAGINA!!! VAGINA!!!” for no real reason whatsoever.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. WHICH REMINDS ME. Dude. I was having this conversation today with a friend who was totally confused by the post of an ex-girlfriend that wrote in all caps that OMG! I AM SOOOOOO TOTALLY OFFENDED BY THIS FACEBOOK TAMPON AD IN MY SIDEBAR!!! WOMEN! STOP BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE PRISON OF FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS AND GET A MENSTRUAL CUP!!!! and then he was like, “Dude, and then she linked to a ‘how-to article’ WITH ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTIONS!” and I was like, “OMG, yeah. The are HUGE with a lot of my friends online. They’re called ‘Diva Cups’ and loads of women LOVE THEM. Not me though, because I obviously have vaginal-menstrual-cup-issues. I don’t care if anyone else uses them but for me and my house we will choose the earth-hating, garbage landfill increasing pads of death and toxic shock-loving, cotton bullets of tampon evil!!!!!!” and then he was “Wait…women actually do USE those things? NO WAY” and I was like “WAY” and then he was like, “No, WAY, WAY” and I was like, “WAY, WAY, WAY-ER-TO-INFINITY-PLUS-ONE WAY!!” and then he was like “Some things should remain a mystery to dudes” and then I was like, “Yeah. Wait until I tell you about the Go-Girl”
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Yeah….I came THIS CLOSE to having non-weirdness, didn’t I? Dammit.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Sigh…I’ll just have to hork down a dozen of Ree’s cinnamon rolls to make myself feel better. Much loves to you all. I’ll write you from “The Ranch”. :)
The color is GORG, love. Can’t wait to see it in person and here all about the ranch!
I dig it. And you so crazy.
Fuck. Now I’ll need a new cut out of you.
I think that this new cut out of me should be bigger than the life sized one you keep in your room. I want an entire WALL. :P
Your hair is total vagina! (which is a new word for cool, mKay? ;-)
Does your current supply of Diet Coke include caffeine or not? Just, you know, wondering.
Love the new hair colour! It’s gorgeous!! I’ve always wanted to go slightly red, but all my attempts have never been that great, both on my own and when it’s been done by a professional. I really should try again.
You look gorgeous and I am SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR YOU!!!!!
Love the color, love the style, looks great! You are going to have so much fun :)
Um, and guess who is ordering a Diva Cup as we speak? You know, I didn’t need one for a LOOOOONG time, but now I kind of do and am buying one TONIGHT. Was already planning on it when I read your post, so it just made me laugh extra hard.
Ok. love your guts. be safe. see ya on the flip side.
A: Jealous of you and the cinnamon rolls.
B: I have a Diva Cup and desperately want a GoGirl. Coincidence?
C: You make me laugh.
You look great! But, uh, I think you look great in the before pic, too.
I won’t tell you about the sicko crocheted tampons I saw at the craft fair last Saturday. I mean, who doesn’t want to out a pile of bloody, smelly fabric in their washing machine?
P.S. What if P.W. got her hair done the same color?
Thanks for that ending, I was getting a little worried – and the color rocks!
Fabulous before and fabulous after! I LOVE red with your eyes!! Have a great time at the Ranch!
SOOOOO vagina!!
Love the hair! And I am so jealous that you’re hangin’ with Ree at the ranch! I just read her cookbook last week–READ it cover to cover, I say! So did my husband. Who is totally harassing me to make her Spicy Pulled Pork recipe now. My 10 yo wants the French Puffs. We live about an hour and a half from her and we homeschool, so my son keeps asking me, “Will you ask the Pioneer Woman if we can come over for a playdate?” And if she wouldn’t think me a crazy internet stalker I sho’nuf would!
You crazy girls have a great time!
Yum… cinnamon rolls. I’m so envious of you!
Also, I have a Diva Cup and I love it. Forever and ever.
Love your hair. My hairdresser is working with my wave (after a couple of years of not) and we are growing it longer. Sooo, at the moment I wash my hair, towel dry it and walk out the door. My hairbrush is so lonely right now. :D
Ha! I’m a Ladycup devotee myself, but the cups are awesome. You have strength to resist our proselytizing fervor.
(and if you want to combine the earth-hating with the go-girl’s, um, functionality, welcome to the urinelle: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ZZ790Y?ie=UTF8&tag=saloncom08-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000ZZ790Y )
Love the hair. Seriously didn’t know about go girl, that would ahve came in handy as a kid camping.
You look AMAZING!! Take lots of pictures of the ranch and have fun!!! (I’m so jealous of you going to the ranch. I want to live it vicariously through you so tell us EVERYTHING) :)
p.s. Diva cups are gross. I like to kill the earth with tampons & pads. ;)
cotton bullets of tampon evil!!! priceless!!! and id def go for one of those go girls cause i just wanna shock someone in public :)
OK, I found something freakier than diva cups. Two somethings actually.
The first is a blog by a woman who saved her first menses collected vis diva cup and painted with it.
http://menstrala.blogspot.com/
The second is crocheted (and thus, reusable) tampons available on etsy.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42729829
I’m jealous of Marinka – I want some of that hawtness!!! How do I get a cutout (or wall size?)
Oh, vagina, you really distracted me on that one.
HAHAHAHA I actually just got my DivaCup in the mail :-)
GoGirl is HILARIOUS. I thought that was just a Japanese thing till now :-) Have to admit, I kinda want one now!
You hair looks HOT!
The diva cups – it sounds like a nice idea. But I can’t fathom the “taking them out” part.
Haha. Nice hair. & of course the subject line got me to come check the post out! ;p
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