How “Before & After” shots of my hair meandered into the subject of Diva Cups is a mystery, even to me.

BED HEAD, BITCHES!P.S. This is what you get when your husband has access to your camera in the wee smalls.

P.P.S. Also, I am totally digging the left over eye makeup and ick in the corner of my eye.

P.P.P.S. In fact, this whole look is awesome. Everyone wants some of this hawtness.

P.P.P.P.S. I AM getting this mess “De Skeezed” at the spa tomorrow.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I’m splurging on myself. Facial, mani/pedi and cut and color.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND then I have to pack for MY TRIP TO OKLAHOMA TO HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY WITH THE PIONEER WOMAN! (Squee!)

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND I also have a 3-hour rehearsal for a new chamber choir I’m in tonight so packing is going to SUCK. But it will be worth it because I am going down the night before my flight and playing in Salt Lake and staying HERE with my husband tomorrow night. Awesome, right? I dig The Anniversary Inn.  :)

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. It’s totally the afternoon of the next day now. I forgot to post this and left it sitting open for a gazillion hours on my laptop.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.Which is ALMOST the same amount of time that I was at the spa today.  (Kakoi) I had THE most heavenly facial. Le SIGH.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Would you like to see the finished product? I have to warn you, though…I let her go bold AND “work with the waves” in my hair.  Which I’ve never actually had anyone do before. I think the color is RAD, very, very ME and the style is workin for me too. Easy peasy and hey…might as well work with what you’ve got, right?

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S The color and style look better in person, so if you’re cool with the photos, I am happy about it.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I bet you regular readers are utterly disappointed that I have not gone of on some “post script rant of weird” by now, right?

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. WELL I’M SORRY, OK? I CAN’T BE LIKE A PERFORMING MONKEY OF WEIRD DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!! A GIRL NEEDS TO HAVE A MOMENT OF BORING NORMAL, OK? EVEN IF HER BLOG IS CALLED LOONEY TUNES AND SHE HAS A SERIOUS EMOTICON ABUSE PROBLEM! I DESERVE TO BE HO-HUM BLAH EVERY SO OFTEN, RIGHT??? RIGHT??? SCREW THE TEABAG PROTESTS! LET’S HAVE A RALLY FOR BORING, NORMAL BLOG POSTS, M’KAY???!! FREEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. But that isn’t really my style, is it?  I mean I’m more like the girl who will be blogging about cooking broccoli and suddenly yell out, “VAGINA! VAGINA!!! VAGINA!!!” for no real reason whatsoever.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. WHICH REMINDS ME. Dude. I was having this conversation today with a friend who was totally confused by the post of an ex-girlfriend that wrote in all caps that OMG! I AM SOOOOOO TOTALLY OFFENDED BY THIS FACEBOOK TAMPON AD IN MY SIDEBAR!!! WOMEN! STOP BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE PRISON OF FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS AND GET A MENSTRUAL CUP!!!! and then he was like, “Dude, and then she linked to a ‘how-to article’ WITH ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTIONS!” and I was like, “OMG, yeah. The are HUGE with a lot of my friends online. They’re called ‘Diva Cups’ and loads of women LOVE THEM. Not me though, because I obviously have vaginal-menstrual-cup-issues. I don’t care if anyone else uses them but for me and my house we will choose the earth-hating, garbage landfill increasing pads of death and toxic shock-loving, cotton bullets of tampon evil!!!!!!”  and then he was “Wait…women actually do USE those things? NO WAY” and I was like “WAY” and then he was like, “No, WAY, WAY” and I was like, “WAY, WAY, WAY-ER-TO-INFINITY-PLUS-ONE WAY!!”  and then he was like “Some things should remain a mystery to dudes” and then I was like, “Yeah. Wait until I tell you about the Go-Girl”

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Yeah….I came THIS CLOSE to having non-weirdness, didn’t I? Dammit.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Sigh…I’ll just have to hork down a dozen of Ree’s cinnamon rolls to make myself feel better. Much loves to you all. I’ll write you from “The Ranch”. :)