Barfiness, stinkiness, and sweaty dudes rolling around on the floor in spandex. (Yeah, I probably should have spent more time coming up with a more appealing title, huh?)

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I am a miserable, vomitous mass so this is a quick entry. I know, I know…I am the sickliest girl ever.  I try not to bitch too much about it, but doood…we are going on day 4 of vomit-ville and I am worn out and tired.

Anyway, that is a lame and boring subject, so I will tell you what is making me burst with parental pride.

JAMES TOOK 2nd PLACE IN STATE WRESTLING!!!!

I am so proud of him. The kid is really good at it and strong as they come. I birthed an ox, yo. James is not overly tall but he is strong and BIG. And Christopher is even bigger. He’s 3 years younger than James and is already a lot taller than his older brother. I have huge offspring. It’s my solace for not having any girls. They would probably sing Baritone and need help waxing their back. :S

I am not a fan of sports, and James father has been the one in charge of supervising his wrestling as he used to be a wrester as well. I did get to see him wrestle though and it was quite the experience. I’ve never been to a wrestling tournament before, which as I sat there and thought about it, is just WEIRD because my high school boyfriend was a wrestler. I am still not sure how I never saw a match but I kind of regret it. Because while the entire gym REEKS OVERWHELMINGLY OF STINKY TEENAGE BOY, it would have been an, um…REALLY NICE OBSERVATION SPORT for a high school girlfriend who thought her man had awesome legs. I totally missed out. Maybe I can get Jonathan a singlet and role play some time.  Heh.

Anyway, this is not about my pervy spandex fantasies from a time when I had no crows feet and sported scrunchie-clad, triple processed hair. It’s about how AWESOME my kid is.

He’s medaled 5 times this season, including 1st place in regions and 2nd in state.  I cannot believe that something that came from me excels at something that requires both physical strength and coordination, but he rocks the house at it.

At least we know where his personality comes from.

Sigh.