*I was not compensated by anyone for this post and did not receive any free product to write this.
**Also, I am writing my other posts that are making me very excited to just…be a blogger. I have not gone back into my shell just because this is short and silly. I am just happy with my pearly whites.
***Also, also. I realize that the photography isn’t under the exact same lighting, but there is a big difference in person. At least to me.
****Also, also, also. I know that my teeth weren’t HORRIBLE before or anything. I was going on Channel 2 News and vanity got the better of me.
*****Also, also, also, also. If it is the day before you are going on the news and are in the bathroom trying desperately to tweeze your “My big fat Greek Wedding” eyebrows since you ran out of eyebrow wax (only to give up in a fit of despair and disgust) and you look at your smile and think, “GAH!!! I CANNOT GO ON TELEVISION THAT IS BROADCAST AROUND MY ENTIRE STATE WITH TEETH THAT LOOK LIKE THEY NEED TO BE TREATED FOR JAUNDICE!” and then run to WalMart and buy a box of Crest Premium White Strips, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND that you do NOT use THE ENTIRE BOX in 10 hour period because you very well may yell out, “SWEET BABY JESUS ON A TRICYCLE, BATMAN!” when you put the last strips on because your gums are burned to the point of medium well done and it looks like you have gum disease and also cause them to feel like they are being scrubbed by a cheese grater anytime you gently apply a tooth brush to them and while your teeth will turn a pretty shade of gleaming white and you decide that you love Crest Whitening Strips so much that you want to marry them and have little Crest Whitening Strip babies together, that is just being incredibly STUPID.
******Also, also, also, also, ALSO. Not that I would know anything about that or anything.
*******Also, also, also, also, also, also. For reals n’ stuff.
*HAVE YOU ENTERED MY $450 BTRENDIE/CADEN LANE BABY BEDDING GIVEAWAY? ENDS FEB. 1st!