*I was not compensated by anyone for this post and did not receive any free product to write this.
**Also, I am writing my other posts that are making me very excited to just…be a blogger. I have not gone back into my shell just because this is short and silly. I am just happy with my pearly whites.
***Also, also. I realize that the photography isn’t under the exact same lighting, but there is a big difference in person. At least to me.
****Also, also, also. I know that my teeth weren’t HORRIBLE before or anything. I was going on Channel 2 News and vanity got the better of me.
*****Also, also, also, also. If it is the day before you are going on the news and are in the bathroom trying desperately to tweeze your “My big fat Greek Wedding” eyebrows since you ran out of eyebrow wax (only to give up in a fit of despair and disgust) and you look at your smile and think, “GAH!!! I CANNOT GO ON TELEVISION THAT IS BROADCAST AROUND MY ENTIRE STATE WITH TEETH THAT LOOK LIKE THEY NEED TO BE TREATED FOR JAUNDICE!” and then run to WalMart and buy a box of Crest Premium White Strips, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND that you do NOT use THE ENTIRE BOX in 10 hour period because you very well may yell out, “SWEET BABY JESUS ON A TRICYCLE, BATMAN!” when you put the last strips on because your gums are burned to the point of medium well done and it looks like you have gum disease and also cause them to feel like they are being scrubbed by a cheese grater anytime you gently apply a tooth brush to them and while your teeth will turn a pretty shade of gleaming white and you decide that you love Crest Whitening Strips so much that you want to marry them and have little Crest Whitening Strip babies together, that is just being incredibly STUPID.
******Also, also, also, also, ALSO. Not that I would know anything about that or anything.
*******Also, also, also, also, also, also. For reals n’ stuff.
*HAVE YOU ENTERED MY $450 BTRENDIE/CADEN LANE BABY BEDDING GIVEAWAY? ENDS FEB. 1st!
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I love Crest strips! I use them every couple of months because of the whole Diet Coke (or three) a day thing I’ve got going for me.
**I was in no way compensated for the endorsement of either Crest White Strips or Diet Coke. However, I do think I assist in keeping them both in business.
Yeah. I am thinking I will join you in that.
Whether unintentional or not, this entry is the greatest satire of the whole “pay per post” quasi-drama EVER. LOVE.
Oh, it was pretty freaking intentional. ;P
I love to see you smile… and I should use some of those…
I wuv you. AND I NEED TO MEET YOU DAMMIT.
Tell them to ask me to speak at SMCUV so I have a reason to come down there!
Love the smile! I need to get me some Dr Pepper stain remover for my teethies! Perhaps I will attempt to use the strips stuff…… we shall see! Thanks for the opinion on them– since I am painfully codependent for any decisions it is nice to have opinions of others! :)
I still love you but feel the need to shudder as I think Dr. Pepper tastes like carbonated Robitussin. (My husband LURVES it). :)
xo
Ok have you read Sandi’s post today about the grapefruit cleanser? You ladies need to stay away from the health and beauty aisle for a little bit! LOL!!!
OH, yes.
I utterly commented on it. She just hasn’t let it go through from moderation yet.
We are brilliant n’ stuff.
Sigh. :)
Oh man…I can’t imagine the gum thing. I agree that the strips are great, but my teeth get sensitive using them once per day. The results are awesome, I bet everyone watching the news with be so focused on how pretty your teeth are, they won’t even notice if you mess up, which you won’t :)
You struggle. Seriously struggle. BUT YOUR TEETH LOOK AMAZING! :)
You look, as always, a-frigging-mazing. And I think I’m gonna buy me some o’ dem.
#1: I love Crest White Strips!
#2: You have very pretty eyes/eyelashes! :)
P.S. I once burned my gums on them as well…but gosh were my teeth white after that!
You are hilarious!
I use these and LOVE them. They truly work and they are not expensive, compared to actual treatments at a dentist’s office. In fact you reminded me that I need to use mine next week before Blissdom!
OK off to check out this bedding giveaway (!) Our comforter is 11 years old…GAH.
OK I’m a dork. Didn’t realize it was for CRIB bedding so I won’t enter but beautiful stuff!!!!! :)
Wow! Beautiful all around! I think your eyebrows look great! Excuse me now while I run to Walmart…
You are freaking killing me.
My baby is getting ready to move into a big girl bed, so I don’t need to enter for the crib bedding.. but I was hoping to look through the site. Unfortunately, it requires an access code – referred from members only. :(
Great looking teeth though
~C
Hey!
It is a great site, but yes, it is email based and registered. I have very few sites like that I am signed up with but btrendi is definitely one. You do not have to have a referrer to register though, you can register through my giveaway. (And if you win the bedding, well…gift? Ebay? Giveaway on your own blog? The possibilities are large.)
If it’s not your cup of tea, it’s like, one click to unsubscribe. No harm no foul. :)
Hope that helps!
Wow! You are so gorgeous, if I didn’t love you, I’d have to hate you! ;-)
I once doubled my whitestrip dosage in a day and deargodinheaven that hurt! But those things totally do work.
I always wondered if those things worked. Now I know. I can’t wait to try them. It’s like a license to drink more coffee! What could be better?
I got a box of these at press thing once — they really are amazing. Gotta say they beat out every other white-strip out there, hands down. I’ve been broke ever since then and they’re all gone, but your post makes me want to go buy more :-D
As I said before, some people hit their prime in their teens, you just keep getting more and more beautiful!
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i always prefer those wool and cotton baby beddings because they keep the baby warm*~;
our baby bedding is made up of stainless steel and cotton fibers, they are great`’,