WHO KNEW I ACTUALLY BIRTHED A PUG???
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Meet my friend, Sarah. She’s my roomie at BlogHer and I wuv her. She puts up with reading my long ass posts and she has a fabulous one-eyed pug named, Daisy. They both really dig my baby.

Last year at BlogHer I had a hard time recognizing people who I love and SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED but didn’t because I have the memory of swiss cheese (and the muscle tone of head cheese, but that’s a story for another day).

SO!

I am creating this Flickr group with the hope of decreasing the amount of embarrassment I had last year.

I know BlogHer’s website has photos of people going but HELLO! Have you tried to scroll through it? IT IS HUGE and daunting. SO, I want this to be a more personal space for people in MY blogging world or friends of people in my blogging world I am likely to meet and love.

If you are going to BlogHer ’09 and I’m someone you’d like to say hello to, please upload a couple of photos of yourself so I can (hopefully) not sit there blinking at you like a deer in headlights!

Everyone is free to join. If you’re roomies/friends with people I should know but have been living under a rock somewhere and don’t, tell them to come join the party! The more the merrier!!

These are the photos I uploaded:

You don’t have to submit this many photos but I thought I’d do them in various forms like with glasses, without glasses, smooshed in between other hawt bloggers, making out with people (as I am wont to do at BlogHer. Ehem.)

And that last photo? Yeah, I will undoubtedly break down with social anxiety at some point in the conference so if you see some snotting girl that looks like this (hopefully in a better looking outfit) rocking in the corner and sucking her thumb? Yeah, it’s me. Hopefully you’ll take pity and offer me a tissue. :)

CLICK HERE TO JOIN! Hopefully everyone will link, post, star, share in readers, tweet and spread the word!

Kisses n’ stuff!

Loralee

Yes, the weird as hell alien baby widget ticker thingy that was counting down my due date has been removed from my sidebar.

About damn time, huh?

The emails and commentary about that thing during the last 9-months has been amusing as hell.

Just so you know. :)

P.S. I also added Aaron to “The Cast” page if you want to investigate and (hopefully) chuckle.

P.P.S. And I’m sticking to ONE post script this time! Can you believe it?!

P.P.P.S. Wait…I just ruined it, didn’t I?

P.P.P.P.P.S. GREAT.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND I JUST did a million post scripts in the post I put up, like, YESTERDAY. So, I am now being totally redundant.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. What if that means that I’ve gone stale and can’t think up new material to write about? What THEN?

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Does that mean my blog is doomed to be one of “those” blogs? The kind that get so old and tired only the few faithful stick around until vultures start circling the damn thing just waiting for it to die and be abandoned? You know, the ones that lose their URL and become a site advertising online black jack and porn?

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. AND now I have to be all worried and concerned that weird pervs with gambling issues are going to be coming around from Googling keywords like “where can I play blackjack online and watch porn at the same time?”

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. And what if, say, one of those pervs is like, the 1% out there that are REALLY pervy and do totally grody things like scrape my photos and photoshop obscene things on them and resale them on the black market in south east Asia???

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. And what if it doesn’t just stop there, hmmm??? I mean, what if I and my stolen, modified, black market porn photos make me an underground celebrity with the pervs in South East Asia and someone tracks me down, kidnaps me and I’m sold into white slavery somewhere????? WHAT THEN, I ASK YOU?!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Great, just GREAT! All I wanted to do is take down some out of date ticker on my blog and now I’m a victim of human trafficking that will end up with some horrible STD like swine flu of the labia.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Which would SUCK.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I really, really, REALLY need to start getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night. And possibly some professional help as well.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Still, if I DO end up as a white sex slave in some god-awful place OR with swine flu of the labia, I am TOTALLY blaming you bastard people who bitched about the weird as hell alien baby widget ticker thingy in my sidebar in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S (Just so you know.)