“Jon? I know we’ve decided to go with the AWESOMELY priced used knotty alder cabinets** for the kitchen instead of IKEA, but my mom is worried that you have some doubts about them.”
“No, I think it will be fine.”
“I know that. I just need you to not voice any doubts or problems you have to my mom because then she gets uncertain and I hear about it over and over until I feel pressure to fix and correct the problem.”
“Really? In that case, instead of complaining to your mom about cabinets I should tell her that I need WAY more blow jobs.”
blink, blink, blinkity-blink, blink.
“Dude. That would SO be grounds for divorce in some countries!!!”
“EXACTLY.”
**Huge, huge thanks and kisses to the awesome-cabinet-owning-friend who knows who she is. xo!
Stumble it!
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Ha! Wait, Jon sounds suspiciously like my husband. He (my hubby), literally, asked for a blow job IN HIS SLEEP the other night. Sheesh.
You guys crack me up!! Very nice comeback on his part!
That is a classic response. I am sooooooo not showing this post to my husband just in case…
Of course he let you post ii! Men will take advantage of any opportunity to complain about us being somewhat remiss in that dept!
I thought having a blog means that you always get the last word? Unless he has one Notenoughblowjobs.blogspot.com?
I think I should just walk away from this with my fingers in my ears whilst humming to myself or screaming “La la la la la la”.
@Trent
Wimp.
:)
P.S. TOTALLY wish you were around for the 4th of July. We’ll miss you at the annual-except-for-last-year-when-we-didn’t-have-a-yard BBQ. :(
OMG! I’m just staring at it laughing my butt off under my breath! What a man :P
Many many years ago I decided that maybe I should get some shopping money from all the BJ’s, it worked for awhile!
LMAO!
hilarity. creativity. spunk. all wrapped up in once sentence. jon rox.
Tell Jon he’s way better off than my husband, due to my TMJ BJ’s have been off the menu for years now. Poor guy.
Men are the same the world over.
As are mothers…
I totally thought my husband was the only one who said things like that. Apparently not.
Oh my gosh, Loralee! This is so funny that you have a post like this today! I saw Marilyn at the twins’ farewell today and when she showed me a picture of Aaron (one I’d seen on your bloggy-blog here), I mentioned that I read your blog. She said, “I don’t really read it.” Then I said, “maybe that’s a good thing!” Yessss, with a post like this, maybe that is a VERY good thing! Thanks for the laugh… I needed it today.
That sounds like my Father’s Day conversation. Who knew that was a part of celebrating fatherhood? :-)
@Diana
LOL! Marilyn is a good MIL but she would have heart failure if she read my blog.
I am very open about it and show her things from time to time but I told her very bluntly “You would be MUCH happier if you didn’t read my blog. Trust me.”
So glad she’s taken my advice. GRIN.
Miss you, cousin!
P.S.
To those of you brave enough to comment on a post including the term “blow job”, I am gratified to know I am not alone.
hee hee hee
I am still trying to figure out how he is able to end converstions with “blink-blink, blinkity blink”. Ours always end up , followed by , both sounds my head makes.
Bwwhaaahhaa that was an awesome comeback! And yes husbands are all the same in the BJ dept. According to them, there is never enough.
*snort* Heh. ;P
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