Jon? When you’re at the store I need you to get some frozen bags of peas for MY BOOBS!. And a large head of cabbage so I can use the leaves on MY BOOBS! Oh, and don’t forget antihistamines-they will help MY BOOBS! dry out faster. And before you go can you get my pink sports bra out of the dryer to help support MY BOOBS! and then you to need help with these ace bandages I have to wrap MY BOOBS! in.
Anything else?
Yes. Go get the baby and feed him before he wakes up. When he cries it makes MY BOOBS! hurt.
You kind of have a one track mind today, huh?
You would too if your testicles were suddenly 4 times bigger and you had to walk around with frozen vegetation strapped to them all day. Although, I WILL say that I now have waaaaay more sympathy and understanding for what you and men in general go through in daily life.
Really? What’s that?
Now you aren’t the only one of us that can’t think about anything else but MY BOOBS!
P.S. Tee Hee
P.P.S. There is so much I want to write but it’s still slow going recovery-wise over here. We’re home, and I get to sleep in my own bed, which is beyond wonderful. My Little Sweetpea is the happiest, most lovely, soft, beautiful, fabulous thing in the world. It was TOTALLY worth all the hell getting him here.
P.P.P.S. No. I am not posting a photo of MY BOOBS! on the internet. Let’s just say that they are very…impressive, and leave it at that.
P.P.P.P.S. I WILL leave you with a moment of baby zen. The Little Sweetpea comes home:
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He is beautiful! Congratulations!!
That picture of him is so sweet and cute and beautiful. Congratulations!
Absolutely beautiful! Congrats to you, as well as a speedy recovery!
Congratulations! He’s perfectly beautiful!
Hope your body and boobs feel better soon.
Warmly, Chris
As sad as I am that there are no boob pictures, that is one perfect looking little boy :) Congrats!
Oh Loralee! He’s beautiful! Congratulations and feel better really soon!
The only time I Had gorgeous boobs was when my milk came in, all three times. I loved the boobage but hated the leaking and the engorgement after missed feedings. So though I am glad it is over, I am sorry it is over, too.
And I managed to make this about me when it is about you and the boys and Jonathan. Sorry. Enjoy being the pool of estrogen in that sea of testosterone!
I have to thank you again for bringing him over to my house so I could see him!!! How lame am I that you had a baby and had to visit me? Very lame. Literally. /sigh
He is sooooooo adorable btw. I love the squeak. HEHE.
And he is perfect.
I’m so happy for you and yours.
Stay well and get to mending.
Thinking of you….xoxoxo
You son is beautiful. Sorry about the boobs! It was suggested to me to read your blog so here I am. Congratulations.
I will be back to follow you. Take care and God Bless.
Oooh yes, the boob/ armor effect…the hawtness I could have lived with for longer, but not the pain.
Hope it feels better soon!
Oh the cheekies, so cute!
Awww and yay! Congratulations on finally giving birth to this little cutie! And I hear ya on the impressive bosoms. Fun times.
Sooooo CUTE!
PS Sorry about your Boobs. Yes, I think they probably deserve a capital B at this point. Despite how much I wanted to breastfeed, there were a FEW advantages to not being able to. Although I was looking forward to having actual boobs for once in my life.
Cabbage leaves? Ah well, they are doing what they were designed for, making the baby happy.
Congratulations again!
Ohhhh… the boobs. I think my milk came in the moment I got the positive on my pregnancy test with my second kid. I can only imagine the added pain you’re experiencing.
He is perfect!!!
Worth every second, right?
OMG… I remember that feeling. I dont know what is worse… The milk drying up or your boobs smelling like soggy cabbage. Worth ever minute though! Your little man is a doll!
Carrie(Oconomowoc, Wi)
Aaron is absolutely divine divine divine.
he is precious loralee!
Oh…my ovaries…
So sweet!
(“They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR!”)
He is already a heart breaker–just look at that precious little face!
I am so so so happy for you. Babies are bliss, right?
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