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Because animated or not, it’s still a totally traumatic dream, ok?

May 11, 2009

I keep having a recurring nightmare dream where I’m in the animated Disney version of Robin Hood.

I love that movie. I totally had a crush on the fox that played Robin when I was little. (There was no hope for us, sadly. He was a fox. And animated. It just wouldn’t have worked out.)

Jonathan and I watched it on television a few weeks ago and ever since then I keep dreaming that Jonathan is Prince John and is screaming at the rhinoceros guards to“SEIZE THE FAT ONE!!”

Did I mention when he is screaming this HE IS POINTING AT ME?

When I tell Jonathan I keep having this dream just about every night, do I get sympathy?

NO.

He just laughs his ass off at me. Apparently, the fact that I have a recurring dream about being a portly, persecuted animated character is endlessly amusing to him.

So, now when it happens I have my own way of dealing with it.

Jonathan thinks it’s unfair that I keep rolling over (in my lumbering fashion) and smacking him with a pillow when it happens.

I?

Think it’s totally acceptable.

Totally.

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