Everyone on Twitter was talking about his guy called Chris Mann.

I LOVE his stuff. (Plus, he is classically trained from a great school with is ALWAYS a kudo in my opinion.)

He’s adorable and totally fun to banter with on Twitter, too.  (Plus…he’s dreamy enough that half the momblog world is clamoring to throw their internet panties at him.)

Seriously, though, check out his music. It’s FAB.

I have noticed that a huge portion of emails and DM’s I have received lately are full of questions asking for clarification or answers to things about my life, my personality, my religion (or lack of), and my political beliefs.

This is not surprising to me as I can be rather random and do not have the most linear thought process in the world. Where most people are capable of thinking in a straight line, my thought process resembles the ancient bottom of a discarded knitting basket where random lengths of cheeto-dusted yarn are all tangled and knotted together and there is one random knitting needle stuck in haphazardly. So, I am really not shocked that there are people out there confused or wondering about things.

I have read posts that issue statements on ‘Question answering’ posts like this. Where a blogger asks there readers if they have any questions about them. Some think it is highly narcissistic that someone would assume that the world is dying to know even! more! about! them!  But, I look at it this way-My life is kinda weird and can be confusing.

Also?

You are reading this site.

Which is, um, ABOUT ME.

So, it may be logical to assume that someone, somewhere out there just might have something they want to know about me. Right?

(Watch. I will get three comments and feel like an ass. Karma can be such a freaking wench sometimes.)

AND…I have also been totally stumped and at a loss of what to write about here today. Oh, I have PLENTY of things I COULD write about as many big things have happened my life in the last couple months, but none of them are things that I can share here. (Bummer, I know.)

So?

Gotta question for me?  Fling it up in the comments.

I will answer just about anything as long as the answer is mine to give and it doesn’t infringe on anyone else’s life and feelings.

I’m still on unmoderated/anonymous mode due to Wife Swap Douchebag.

I don’t mind anonymous questions as long as you aren’t an asshat.

Cause that would just make me bitchy.

For reals.

*No one is going to actually take that utterance seriously, right?  Right.  Good for y’all. You get a gold star on your forehead.

I’ve been nominated for a Hot Mama award.

Normally, I am flattered by stuff like this but don’t mention it here. I don’t mind voting for others or if they say something on their blogs, it’s just something I don’t normally do. (Plus, how humiliating would it be if you asked people to vote and you still lost? Ouch, right?)

However, I am globular, contracting, barfy and hang out perpetually in my pajamas so honestly? I could use the boost of self-esteem.  Plus, it seems like a pain in the ass to do for the blogger involved and I’m sure traffic would be appreciated.

Voting closes Sunday Night. Which would be TONIGHT. (Yeah. I am a procrastinator.)

So? Go vote if you feel so inclined. I think the poll thingy in the sidebar is closed so just leave a comment. I think that still counts?(Or not and I’ll weep bitter, bitter tears.)

It’s really not a big a deal. I just think it would hilarious if a gestating woman in her pajamas won.

Heh.