“I could watch The Planet Earth documentary from The Discovery Channel over and over again. It is amazing.”

“Yup, it’s pretty good Sunday afternoon, curl-up-in-bed, viewing.”

“Dude, the filming of the “Birds of Paradise” mating rituals in the Amazon KILLS me. Look at the length that this little guy is going to impress the female bird and get some action! He’s performing a full-on ballet and is puffed up like a tutu. Now THAT is dedication to sexual nookie. It’s really sad it doesn’t work out for him, though.”

“He’s a guy and probably used it it. Most of us are.”

(Insert long-suffering sigh.)

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Though doubtful due to the fact that I am a million months pregnant and feel like complete suck most of the time, maybe if you did some wild, complex, mating ritual to impress me you would have a better chance of getting laid, who knows?”

“I do that already, baby. It’s called “laundry”.