As many of you know, I am MADLY IN LOVE WITH REDNECK MOMMY. Seriously, I love the woman. After going through hell and back, Tanis brought home a five-year-old boy today that is HERS. FOREVER. HE IS ADORABLE. It all came very fast and the little guy has some special needs so there is quite a bit of scrambling at the Redneck House.
And the internetz is giving her a REDNECK SHOWER to help her celebrate.
Participate by throwing up a nifty button (having issues, will try putting it up laters), linking to the site and stating why and how you are a redneck mommy/daddy to celebrate Tanis’s special brand of parenting. Hee. (Also, if you care to throw some gift love Tanis’s way or donate to a charity in memory of her Little Bug, that would tickle everyone, too)
MY REDNECK MOMMY CONFESSION: I went to WalMart last night to buy Valentines supplies for my son to take to school. I had ratty pigtails, was in flannel pajama bottoms, bra-less,and wearing a wife beater with a ketchup stain and mismatched slippers and an old hoodie of Jon’s because nothing else fits as I’m ginormously pregnant.
I was half way done and got really tired. Since I was, ya know, at WalMart and already looked the part, I decided to top the night off by sitting down on some patio disply furniture. Where I promptly fell asleep and woke up drooling. It was an attractive, attractive moment.


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OH MY GOSH, that was YOU?!?!?!?!?
(I’m kidding. I’m totally kidding.)
Dude.
It.was.so.painful.
Bwaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!
Laughing WITH you. Not AT you.
You believe me right?
This totally cracked me UP!
Awesome!
WHICH IS ONE OF THE MANY TIMES AND PLACES I WOULD PAY TO HAVE BEEN WITH MY CAMERA.
YOU DID NOT!
I didn’t mean to submit sucah a blunt comment, by the way. There is some magic keyboard prompt that I accidentally type all the time that means “Enter” or “Submit” or something. (That sounds dirty, doesn’t it?!)
Anyway… my comment was supposed to say:
YOU DID NOT!!
I didn’t mean to submit sucah a blunt comment, by the way. There is some magic keyboard prompt that I accidentally type all the time that means “Enter” or “Submit” or something. (That sounds dirty, doesn’t it?!)
Anyway… my comment was supposed to say:
YOU DID NOT!! I think maybe you need to watch out for “drooling redneck pregnant mormon” videos on YouTube. :-)
RAWR!
Trashtastic baby and we wouldn’t take you any other way, because you can only be trashy if you can also be classy, otherwise.. you’re just a loser ;-)
LOL. My heart is so full for Tanis and her family and I LOVE the shower!! I’ll stick that button up today!
ador you and can’t wait to jump on you at BlogHer!!
I’ll be the crazy loud chick with freckles and frizzy hair :-)
OMG….that is absolutely hilarious!
I realize that was totally embarrassing for you, but I totally laughed out loud at that.
Kelley said: “Laughing WITH you. Not AT you.”
Loralee – You know I love you. Well, if you don’t know I love you, I’m telling you now. I love you. And since I love you, and now I’m certain you know that, I feel confident in saying that while I’m sure you’re laughing too, I’m not laughing WITH you, I’m laughing AT you. Because that’s how we roll in Oklahoma.
(JK. I’m totally laughing WITH you.)
That’s hilarious though.
Shut. Up.
You didn’t??????
That is freaking FUNNY! And what’s even funnier is that no one woke you up!
Okay am I the only person who wants to know exactly how long you were asleep?
Totally funny & i am also giddy with excitement for Tanis and her family.