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Sideblog: WTF, Joaquin Phoenix?

I have said it before, but I will say it again:

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH JOAQUIN PHOENIX???!

Seriously!

I mean, LOOK AT HIM!

The dude looks like he sleeps on a urine-stained mattress under an over pass and is two steps away from giving $5 hand jobs down on the docks to get funds for his out of control bongo drum habit.

Please give me back the hot guy from Ladder 49.

Kthnxsbai!

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  1. 1

    He’s gross. Gah!

  2. 2
    avatar Rachael says:

    Um, if this is a hoax, I freaking hope the end result is entertaining, because right now it’s freaky.

  3. 3

    I second the motion! Bring back the old Joaquin. (or… younger Joaquin? Would that be more appropriate?)

  4. 4
    avatar Sra says:

    Yeah, I heard he went all Iron & Wine on us since he started his music career. Too bad, because I always had a little girl crush on him. I find his little lip scar attractive.

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    avatar erin says:

    I think my heart just broke. That is so sad…

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    avatar Allison says:

    I have been pondering the same thing. It’s unsettling to see someone who did their job so well and, in my opinion, was at the height of his career turn into someone who clearly is not in their right mind. He can’t be because face it, what other “rapper” is?

  7. 7

    Whoa! I had no idea. And I liked it better that way. Eek!

  8. 8
    avatar Erin W. says:

    When that picture *finally* loaded, it actually elicited an audible “Awww man, what the *fark* is that?!” My husband looked at me like I’d gone crazy, then when he looked past me at the screen, I saw his face change from the “my wife is crazy” face to the “Ohmifarkinggod whatthefarkizthaaaat?!” look.
    “That’s Joaquin Phoenix,” I told him. His head tilted a bit, and he gave me his apologetic, “you’re right” face.

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    avatar Mandy says:

    Rumour has it (I have no idea how true this is), that he is pretending to have a breakdown, switching to (bad) music, so his brother in law Casey Affleck can film it as a mockumentary.

    Got this from gossip site http://www.laineygossip.com

    I’d have to say it sounds like something he’d do. And I agree, he looks skanky (if men can be skanky).

  10. 10
    avatar Talina says:

    Yeah, I saw your tweet about this earlier and he does look like death. WTF?

    Hope he is not indeed sleeping under a bridge, it sure looks like it!

  11. 11
    avatar Chelle says:

    I think it’s a big publicity stunt… I will with hold judgment for only so long, Mr. Phoenix, then you are off the list!

  12. 12
    avatar Katherine says:

    Ewwww———-I’ve seen gang bangers dressed better than that!

  13. 13
    avatar Margie says:

    I am guessing he has no idea what rappers do- (most don’t wear lumberjack beards) he looks more like he is in a jug band- in any event- yes Joaquin- pleeease- shave, take a shower and come back to us!

  14. 14
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  15. 15

    Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves.

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    avatar Jannet Sabha says:

    Great website man Thank you

  17. 17

    It’s really too bad about Joaquin Phoenix. He was/is a great actor, the last year or so he just seems to be short a few marbles.