This bit of hilarity has gotten me through the last few days of hell.
Seriously.
I think I’ve listened to it about 40 times and it just gets funnier and funnier with each listen. I don’t even care that I’m barfing when I’m laughing because it is just THAT funny. (I’m trying to decide if I am sub-human for taking such gleeful joy and hilarity in something that is based on such woeful ignorance and lack of education, but I almost think I’d be sub-human if I DIDN’T.)
Since I NEVER post things like this on my main blog column, you know YOU MUST CLICK HERE AND LISTEN: “A dramatic reading of a real break up letter”.
(Sound on, please. The guy reading it is the best part.)
If you do not think this is the funniest thing ever, I just don’t understand you.
(Eternal thanks to Sweetney and Sarcastic Mom for bringing this to my attention.)
Awesome. I think you should send it to the insurance companies, to tell them how you really feel.
I think you may be dehydrated! How are your electrolytes this morning? JK
I laughed my ass off too.
great way to start a Monday morning. So damn funny-not sure how he got through the whole thing.
HEE! Thanks for the laughs – that was priceless!
you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
Oh my. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh. My. Goodness….. That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! I am crying it was sooo funny!!!! Thanks for that!
I have officially peed my pants. the “haha!” is my favourite part. Thank you for letting us in on this!
haha that was hilarious. I love how when he read it he read everything as it was spelled in the e-mail. Great find, thanks for sharing!
I love the “ha ha” in the middle. The inflection makes it!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hmm. I don’t know what my problem is, but I can’t get my computer to play the sound. I can open the letter just fine but there is no sound. Any thoughts?
Delurking to say, I’m not really a lurker but HAI I LOVE YOU. Er, your blog I mean. Also, you’re hot. Hi.
Lmao! That was hysterical!
my kids are looking at me trying to decide whether they’re supposed to be upset cuz I’m crying or if they should laugh. my stomach hurts so bad!!!
Oh my god. Will somebody PLEASE teach our children how to read and write?
Oh, shut up! I seriously have tears streaming down my face. You totally made my day. Now I have to go back and listen to it ALL OVER AGAIN.
That is hilarious! Almost made me pee my pants laughing…
Here’s to ignorance, spell check and high school drop outs!
A giggle had is a giggle shared…or something equally syrupy.
In keeping with frivolity…cause let’s face it we could all use some I offer….
I’ve confiscated quite a few notes in all my years of teaching, but this one takes the cake! Thanks for sharing. LOL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks…I needed a laugh.
That was GREAT!!! I finally got the sound to work, and I was laughing out loud. Usually the most you’ll get out of me is a weak smirk ;-)
By ‘you’, I mean ANYONE — that’s the most ANYONE will get out of me, regardless of how funny they are! (Except my kids – I laugh my guts out at/with them.)
Holy Heck- I thought I was going to injure myself laughing- THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU! Erin is right- you should send this to the insurance company-
That was pretty funny but I produced something even funnier in written form. I tried to Dear John a guy when I was on my mission and he wrote me back THE SAPPIEST letter. I then did notations and subscripts throughout the entire thing to ascertain what he really meant.
It was my most poignant piece of writing ever.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU BLOGGED THAT, AMBER?
Please?
POST THE LINK IF YOU DID. If you didn’t? DO IT! I COMMAND THEE!!!!
ROFL!
So funny! But I’m not sure who I feel sorriest for, him for dating her or her for not keeping around a guy who wants her. She must be great in the sack which seems to me to be the only thing going for her if it’s true.
Tis WAY funny. I wonder if he’ll read Twits for us.
That’s some stuff.
I love that even the guy reading it kept cracking up at how embarrassingly bad it was.
I can’t decide which makes me laugh harder, “you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons” or “WORLDDDDDDDDDD.”
Oh, I’m glad I took your word for it and checked this out. I cannot stop laughing. That guy reading it just cracks me up. I have to listen to it over and over. What cheap fun. Hilarious…
i want to laugh but its not funny…somehow its not.
thank you andy, i have the exact same feeling, i think i have missed something… :S
andy and l
what you are missing is a thing called a sense of humor.
if you can’t tell why it’s hilarious you must be of the ilk that puts stuff like that on the internet in chat rooms without realizing how ridiculous it is.
All I can say to the other two comments is that you must not be on the internet a lot or been witness to the abominable teenage text speak that is rampent in this country.
This was hilarious and I think what you’re missing is a sense of humor.
That was the funniest things I’ve ever heard! Oh my God, it had me rolling on the ground. That was the greatest!!!
As a former high school teacher, I recognize this wildly disjointed, one run-on sentence style of writing. Sad how this highly dramatic rant of passion spills over into a factual essay on the achievements of the Roman Empire. Thanks for many, many laughs!
Not funny. How does someone find another persons inability to write and there feelings stepped on funny. These kids are the future of our economy, the fact that they struggle to write properly is scary, not funny. The fact that there are people in this world that laugh at others expense is also a problem. When your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or even good friend steps on your feelings and you express your hurt, publish that online so that we can all laugh at you. PATHETIC!
Yes, yes. You are morally superior to us that laugh and see the humor this.
However, I guarantee that we are much easier to be around then you. And we probably also walk with a much smoother gait as there is no stick up our asses.
Thanks so much for chiming in!
This fills me with glee. I would like to wear your bra on my head and march to this recording. Please.
LOL.
Oh yeah, the punctuation kills. Or rather the lack of any punctuation… And all those little things… “bastert” and the construction of whatever it is that pretends to be the phrases… Even I don’t write that bad and I’m Polish learning English from TV Shows and books xD
Don’t worry, though, this is pretty common everywhere. When I see sometimes what our teens can do to our pretty and quite complicated language… well, let’s just say that it’s good you can’t stab somebody by web. ;)
ciao,
Amy.
PS. My personal favourite: “worldDDDDDDDDDD!” xD
BAHAHAHAHA! You know what, today a great Mystery of the Internets has been solved. We finally figured out who wrote that letter! It was the dipshit up there calling themself “r.”
“Ass wipe n bastert.”
That is HILARIOUS!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing. :) Thank you for that.
P.S. for “r”, (“How does someone find another persons inability to write and there feelings stepped on funny”)
it’s ‘their’, not ‘there’. Your inability to write IS funny. :)
I couldn’t even finish it the first few times cause I was laughing so hard!
So… is there a chance I can get her to go to Prom with me?
I don’t find it funnt at all… did i miss something?
sorry…Funny*
I promise I was not the one that wrote the stupid letter :)
did i click on the right link because that wasn’t at all funny, the music was horrible as well!
that was hilarious
That’s one of the most incompetently designed letters that I have ever read!
That is not funny at all whatching lose women is funnier and thats the worst show on tv. The retartd reading it can stop giggling but he probably wrote it since someone that retarded tom write a letter that bad would never get a boyfriend and should be in an insaine asylm.
The irony of the above comment is killing me. :)