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The things my husband says

November 25, 2008

“WOW! Jonathan, look!!

“At what?”

“At the gas prices! They’re almost down to $2.00 a gallon!!!”

“Well…I would be happier about that if congressional stupidity hadn’t led to the crushing economic environment that caused the decrease in demand that resulted in the price drop.”

Blink, blink, blinkity-blink-blink.

“Wow.”

“What now? You know I’m right. I’ve been predicting this for a long time.”

“No, it’s not that. I am just sitting here realizing that at this moment I am the optimist in this equation. Since I think that the chances of someone calling me an optimist is right up there with being accused of being left-brained, I’m just going to sit here and savor the moment, if you don’t mind.”

“Well, don’t savor too long; we’re almost at the store.”

“I don’t suppose calling you, “Debbie Downer” for the rest of the day would be acceptable?”

“Baby, I’m driving a vehicle that weighs several tons. I wouldn’t push it if I were you.”

“Spoil sport.”

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20 Responses to “The things my husband says”

  • Sra says:

    It’s about $1.80 down here in SLC! It’s like a dream.

  • Suzanne says:

    $1.84 this past Saturday.

  • loralee says:

    I live in a beautiful valley surrounded by a ring of mountains. To get there you have to travel 40 minutes through a gorgeous canyon and I’m a good hour from the nearest “Big-ish” city.

    In other words?

    I live in BFE and while I like living amongst cows and communing with alfalfa fields and mountains, my gas cost will ALWAYS be higher than the national average, dammit.

  • Karen says:

    When we first arrived at the North Rim back in April, diesel fuel was $4.89 per gallon. Now, we are down in Phoenix, and it is $2.39 per gallon at the corner store. I know a little bit of that difference is due to the remoteness of the area around the Grand Canyon, but dang, I’m glad it’s going down. $2.50 a gallon is a big difference.

  • Red says:

    That’s hilarious Loralee! But seriously, you should hit Smith’s here in town, or Maverick over in P-town (haha, I make myself laugh. Since when are we big enough to actually have nicknames for our cities. bwa hahaha). They have been below $2 for several weeks! love, red.

  • Rhi says:

    Ours is still over $2.00 – but probably because we don’t get to pump our own.

    (and, dude, I am dating Debbie Downer! He and Jonathan may get along really well. Or, you know, probably not. Because being positive? BLEH!)

  • Rachel says:

    $1.62 today ;-) i can’t even tell you the happiness!!

    Blow your Donald Downer hubs a raspberry for me, K :-) LOL

    Love ya girl.

    Happy Thanksgiving if I don’t ‘see ya’ around.

  • Julie says:

    We are at $1.64 here…so much nicer than before especially when you drive a big old Expedition and the hubby a pick-up. I will take $35 a gallon vs. $90 any day. I hope the price stays low too!

  • Sharon says:

    Here in northern Minnesota, gas is $1.72 and we are very happy about it! Sure beats $4.00!

  • lceel says:

    I bought gas last night at $1.69 a gallon. Why don’t they have pre-buy cards for gas? ‘Cause at this price, I’d buy a couple hundred gallons. Then when the price went back up to, oh, I don’t know, $2.50 or $3.00 a gallon, where I think it’s going to be again before too long, I would have all of this pre-bought gas at a buck 69 (I just HAD to get 69 into the sentence all by itself) to put in the tank.

  • Yeah… I get that. I’m married to a Frowny McFrownsalot. His glass is always empty – not even 1/2 full. Men…

  • Gotchya’ll beat. Bought me some gas last night at $1.47 (St. Louis area). I almost cried that I could just about fill up my tank for $10. Been such a long time!

    and yeah…MEN! Can’t live with ‘em, can’t push ‘em outta moving vehicle ;)

  • Camille says:

    Economy schmonomy. I’m glad to have cheap gas.

  • just me says:

    Gas in Salt Lake is around $1.69. I love it!

  • Um, I’m pretty sure the earth just fell off it’s axis. Quit with the optimism, Woman!! :) :)

    $1.62 here—booyah!! (Come back to MN!! The strip-clubs are calling our name!!!)

  • I live about 65 miles south of St. Louis and it is $1.49 here. Yeah!!!!!

  • 4 says:

    Alright, you can all be quiet now. Here in the Great White North, in the province that refines the damn gasoline and exports it to you the price is 79.9cents/L. That converts to $3.60/Gallon. Only weeks ago it was $5.00/Gallon
    So, on behalf of all Canadians…Happy Thanksgiving and shut the hell up! :)

  • loralee says:

    @4

    GAH! You totally win. :S

    (And to everyone else, this conversation was a few weeks ago and I hadn’t bought gas since. I just filled up my car a few hours ago and paid 1.80! WOOT! Sorry 4. Grovel…)

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