your quick you are miss loralee! evil is very real, and very cunning. after watching “the boy in the striped pajamas” that point is even more clear to me
Satan!…I cast you out of Loralee’s blog! You are not welcome here! Leave this blog and Loralee’s life at once.
In the name of the father,and the son and the holy spirit. AMEN!
By the way, the Jehovah Witnesses came to my house today and their panties are all up in a bunch. They think the Anti Christ is here and that the book of revelations or isaiah or something is coming true!
btw-Laralee, I am still sitting here laughing my head off because I just KNOW you are sincere in the statement but also being damn funny…right? Just a fan letting you know they “Get it”.
I told EVERYONE about this whole Satan sucking thing and I have to say, it’s NOT going well. At all.
A partial list of the people I’ve told that “Satan Sucks”:
The Hoover, Dyson and Eureka vacuum people are filing a “restraint of trade” lawsuit in federal court now. They are not happy at all about a newcomer muscling in on their territory.
Tornados are pissed. Something about “stealing our thunder!” but that just sounded like the beginning of a very bad weather related pun, so I moved on.
George Bush is also incredibly grumpy. He thought he had the market on sucking completely bottled up.
Though there is one bright, shining spot to all this sucking!
All the men I know are now lining up to meet this “sucking” Satan person. They all say that someone who’s defining characteristic is “sucking” is just fine by them.
Oddly this reminded me of the time some pint-sized vandals broke into the Jr. High one weekend and spray painted “I love Satin” everywhere. Oh and “Satin worshipers rule!”
I don’t see how you can hate the guy. The kids love him, he looks good in red, then there is the whole bringing presents thing… too bad he only comes once a year.
I do believe diferrent because my family use another product.It’s pleasant and save power.But next vacuum I may consider this vacuum that you present.Thank!!!
Did you have an epiphany today?
I’m with you. Not a fan of Satan. In fact, satan should not be capitalized.
your quick you are miss loralee! evil is very real, and very cunning. after watching “the boy in the striped pajamas” that point is even more clear to me
I think old son of the morning just gets a bad rap.
Just what has satan done now?
I.AM.DYING.LAUGHING.
FUNNIEST POST EVER WRITTEN!
You’ve got me worried that something bad has happened. You can’t leave it at that!
What the Hell? no pun intended.
Satan!…I cast you out of Loralee’s blog! You are not welcome here! Leave this blog and Loralee’s life at once.
In the name of the father,and the son and the holy spirit. AMEN!
By the way, the Jehovah Witnesses came to my house today and their panties are all up in a bunch. They think the Anti Christ is here and that the book of revelations or isaiah or something is coming true!
Connie-You Utah people seem to have all the fun!
btw-Laralee, I am still sitting here laughing my head off because I just KNOW you are sincere in the statement but also being damn funny…right? Just a fan letting you know they “Get it”.
Could it be…umm….SATAN?!?
My friend has a shirt that says, “Satan is a Nerd.” Love it…
I quite like this style of blogging. :) I suppose that’s why they came up with Twitter!
Satan is just mis-understood. He’s actually a very nice guy. ;)
I think that should be a bumper sticker.
Yeah, can we all blog like this from now on? Cuz I think I could kick ass at this.
Laughing, and wondering!
You DO realize this needs to go on a t-shirt, right?
OK 4 words but I think this is the funniest blog post I have seen in awhile. Course the comments totally help. Love ya’ll!
Looking forward to the “UPDATE” and also “WEIRDER UPDATE” of this one.
And if by satan you mean Joan Rivers, I’m totally with you on that.
What did he ever do to you?
Wait. Never mind.
I am totally getting that tattooed on my arse. When my arse is my husbands arse while he is sleeping. And it will say ‘you suck’
Yeah.
this is not blogging love. it’s twittering.
you do it well.
You know what, Loralee?
I told EVERYONE about this whole Satan sucking thing and I have to say, it’s NOT going well. At all.
A partial list of the people I’ve told that “Satan Sucks”:
The Hoover, Dyson and Eureka vacuum people are filing a “restraint of trade” lawsuit in federal court now. They are not happy at all about a newcomer muscling in on their territory.
Tornados are pissed. Something about “stealing our thunder!” but that just sounded like the beginning of a very bad weather related pun, so I moved on.
George Bush is also incredibly grumpy. He thought he had the market on sucking completely bottled up.
Though there is one bright, shining spot to all this sucking!
All the men I know are now lining up to meet this “sucking” Satan person. They all say that someone who’s defining characteristic is “sucking” is just fine by them.
Just came over from your comment on Lotus’ blog, because that title… it sucked me in. har har.
Looks to me like 21 out of 22 got it… whose confused? That was funny!
Oddly this reminded me of the time some pint-sized vandals broke into the Jr. High one weekend and spray painted “I love Satin” everywhere. Oh and “Satin worshipers rule!”
So stinkin’ funny.
Do I start it off by telling everyone “Loralee says Satan Sucks”?
Or maybe would I take this message with window paint and proclaim it all over the mini van?
Either way I am with you…Satan Sucks!
Loralee, thank you for your comment. You don’t know how much it meant to me!!!!!!!!!
what if you don’t believe in Satan, are you ok then? I’m just checking for those non- christian readers you have, like me for instance…
Is everything okay? What has the bastard done now? I’m worried….
???
I don’t see how you can hate the guy. The kids love him, he looks good in red, then there is the whole bringing presents thing… too bad he only comes once a year.
OK, who forgot their meds this morning – me or you?
I used to spell it “Satin”, and the other way around. I wanted satan sheets and thought satin was evil! hee hee hee
Satan sucks, but Will Ferrell playing Satan on Saturday Night Live w/ Garth Brooks is effing hilarious.
“Son of a bitch! Is it humid in here or something, cuz the guitar keeps getting out of tune!” -Satan
“Man, what kind of guitar is that?” -Garth
“It’s a hellspun mixture of the bones of fornicators and the sinew of thieves and gluttons!! MUAHAHA!It’s uh…it’s a Fender.” -Satan
I wouldn’t be surprised if Satan sues you for defaming his name.
All I can think of is this song when I see ‘Satan sucks’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3L6SPM6xYs
Thanks for letting us know. :o)
Is Everything ok with you and the baby?
Eeek – I told two friends and I think they told two friends too.
…but devil’s food is sooooo good.
….Damn pregnancy. I relate EVERYTHING to food. …and now…. I want a salad.
Hope you’re doing well, dear. I hope that this is just you being funny (and if it is, you’ve accomplished the goal) but if not, please let us know!
Yes he does. Some people know, and those who don’t believe in Satan know that “bad things” suck.
Truly hoping all is well with you, your family and baby. Not chuckling over this one…
Satin sucks equally as much as satan. Stains, gaudy colors etc.
I propose a moratorium on both satin and satan.
uh-oh…hope everything is ok.
You’re really leaving us all hanging over here!
Ok, sounds too much like a fast text message. Care to expand? (guess I am one of the 22 that has no clue)
I admit it, I do. But I don’t swallow!
Alrighty.
I deleted my blog reader and lost you. Hope that all is well. I’ll be praying for you and kicking some Satan butt, with Jesus’ help, okay?
All publicity is good publicity.
I do believe diferrent because my family use another product.It’s pleasant and save power.But next vacuum I may consider this vacuum that you present.Thank!!!