I hope yours was as lovely as mine: Good food, friends, family, games and a roaring bonfire…it doesn’t get much better.
The only flaws? Jonathan managed to scare the crap out of several small children during the evening. The dude is just so BIG that he actually looked pretty damn frightening. He always took his mask off and showed them that he was just a guy underneath. Once the mask was off he was more like a Care Bear, or Balloo from The Jungle Book, than scary monster.
Despite adding a petticoat, black tights and lace, this costume was still rather ho-ho-HO. Plus, when Jonathan picked me up for the third photo down, I managed to flash my panties to everyone and their dog. They will be scarred for life.
I am also sad that my friend, Bridgy, didn’t sent me home with the photos of her and I. She went as Bret Michaels and since I was already in “Ho Mode” I posed with her as a contestant on Rock of Love. (Heh.)
Next year I am trying to convince Jonathan to let me dress up as Rose and have him go as the Titanic. I’m sorry, but that would be the best frigging costume on the planet, don’t you think?