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It was said in the MOST appropriate and medically observant,”compliments to the surgeon’s skill” way, but it still made my husband and I laugh our asses off after my doctor’s appointment was over.

“You want to make sure with your family history of breast cancer that you continue to do a self-exam every month. Tell me if this is too much pressure for you.”

“Ok.”

“Hmm…how long ago did you get the implants?”

“About three years ago.”

“Wow. They did a GREAT job.”

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  1. 1
    avatar just me says:

    That’s a really funny thing for a doctor to say! LMAO!

  2. 2
    avatar loralee says:

    It.was.hilarious.

    I am a bit worried people will think he was being pervy, he SO wasn’t (which made it even funnier). He was really complimenting how well the surgeon did but DOOOD! HILARIOUS.

    I have had a few other followups with different cosmetic surgeons and they are all impressed with my results. I had a kick ass doctor.

  3. 3
    avatar Suzanne says:

    That is too funny!

  4. 4
    avatar natalie says:

    nice! it’s always nice to be complimented. even if it is for the great job your surgeon did on your boobs!

  5. 5
    avatar Kimber says:

    Now that is funny.

  6. 6
    avatar Brooke says:

    Well, that’s gotta make you feel good!

  7. 7
    avatar Kristi says:

    So what you’re saying is you found a magic surgeon to work on your magic boobs?

    That’s hysterical. I’m impressed you waited until after the doctor left to laugh.

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    avatar Mina says:

    Yeah, you just don’t expect to hear “nice rack” during a doctor appt! How hilarious. It’s like the time I was getting a pap smear–I mean IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAP, spread and open–and the (female) doctor comments to the (female) nurse how easy and refreshing it is to do one of these on a slender person. I appreciated the compliment, but the setting was a *bit* awkward.

    Thanks for a good morning laugh. And, er, congratulations on a nice chest.

  9. 9

    Bahahaha! I love it!

  10. 10
    avatar Jim says:

    It’s always good to get confirmation from a professional.

    PS You’ve been awardified at my site. You know, to go with your other billion awards.

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    avatar Headless Mom says:

    I’m glad I didn’t have coffee in my mouth. Ha!

  12. 12
    avatar Maria says:

    LOL!! Good beside manner!

  13. 13

    oh that is rich!! Ha Ha Ha!

  14. 14

    I’m cracking up both at the boob compliment and Mina’s gyno being happy about having a skinny chick in the stirrups.

  15. 15

    Nice! And your husband wasn’t the least bit jealous?

  16. 16
    avatar Erin says:

    I bet Jon was just beaming! “Yep- those are mine!”

  17. 17
    avatar ali says:

    i totally expect all my doctors to tell me how awesome my boobs are.

    just saying :)

  18. 18
    avatar Sra says:

    I’ll remember to refer to you in case I ever decide to boob jobify my breasts. Wouldn’t want to get a Tara Reid, now would I?

  19. 19
    avatar Rhi says:

    Hee :)

  20. 20
    avatar michael says:

    pictures?

    maybe i read fark.com too much…

  21. 21
    avatar Anonymous says:

    What!!??? They are fake…dammit! He did do a good job.

  22. 22

    Well, they DID do a great job, but that’s awesomely funny that the doctor said that!

  23. 23
    avatar fwoom says:

    That’s freaking hilarious. :-)

  24. 24
    avatar Julie says:

    Very funny – you really do have magical boobies!

  25. 25
    avatar Angella says:

    I should have touched them at BlogHer when I had the chance.

  26. 26
    avatar Sharon says:

    Nice dr.! I mean that! Sure better than the one I had years ago who right in the middle of a pelvic exam, (with the speculum already inserted!) left the room to take a phone call!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 27

    After a recent pap smear a friend of mine was mortified when her OB asked her on a date. She was all “What the heck did he see down there??”

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    avatar Kelley says:

    They must be spectacular!

  29. 29
    avatar rachel says:

    Hell yes!!

    I hope mine get that reaction after I get them.

    that’s fantastic!

  30. 30
    avatar Melly says:

    Funny.

  31. 31

    Oh that’s funny–and he’s an expert! What a compliment :)

  32. 32
    avatar lceel says:

    I’m not even going to go there … (I could get myself in SO much trouble…)

  33. 33
    avatar Melly says:

    Is it weird that I’m wondering what size you were and are?

  34. 34
    avatar amy says:

    funny- i snorted diet coke and choked! :)

  35. 35

    So, it’s safe to say that your doctor is a boob man.

  36. 36
    avatar Invader Trent says:

    So I guess you’re not gonna get a second opinion.

  37. 37
    avatar Susan says:

    Funny fake boob story, love the doctors! Found your blog through SSB. I’ve been reading through it and read about little Matthew. There is another blog that I’ve been stalking http://jacksonparkcity.blogspot.com/ she lost a little girl about 6 months ago. She has blogged about the pain and suffering that they have gone through. She is also preggers. She writes so beautifully you should check it out. She is a member of the church(LDS)and she and she does write about that and I don’t want that to turn you off with that but you really should check it out.

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    avatar Kristina says:

    Loralee, I’m sitting here listening to the UPR interview, and I’m enjoying it!

    I’ve been reading SSB for a while now, and decided to come to your blog. Looks like a fun blog! I’m adding you to my Reader!

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    avatar Melain says:

    Yikes.