“You want to make sure with your family history of breast cancer that you continue to do a self-exam every month. Tell me if this is too much pressure for you.”
“Ok.”
“Hmm…how long ago did you get the implants?”
“About three years ago.”
“Wow. They did a GREAT job.”
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That’s a really funny thing for a doctor to say! LMAO!
It.was.hilarious.
I am a bit worried people will think he was being pervy, he SO wasn’t (which made it even funnier). He was really complimenting how well the surgeon did but DOOOD! HILARIOUS.
I have had a few other followups with different cosmetic surgeons and they are all impressed with my results. I had a kick ass doctor.
That is too funny!
nice! it’s always nice to be complimented. even if it is for the great job your surgeon did on your boobs!
Now that is funny.
Well, that’s gotta make you feel good!
So what you’re saying is you found a magic surgeon to work on your magic boobs?
That’s hysterical. I’m impressed you waited until after the doctor left to laugh.
Yeah, you just don’t expect to hear “nice rack” during a doctor appt! How hilarious. It’s like the time I was getting a pap smear–I mean IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAP, spread and open–and the (female) doctor comments to the (female) nurse how easy and refreshing it is to do one of these on a slender person. I appreciated the compliment, but the setting was a *bit* awkward.
Thanks for a good morning laugh. And, er, congratulations on a nice chest.
Bahahaha! I love it!
It’s always good to get confirmation from a professional.
PS You’ve been awardified at my site. You know, to go with your other billion awards.
I’m glad I didn’t have coffee in my mouth. Ha!
LOL!! Good beside manner!
oh that is rich!! Ha Ha Ha!
I’m cracking up both at the boob compliment and Mina’s gyno being happy about having a skinny chick in the stirrups.
Nice! And your husband wasn’t the least bit jealous?
I bet Jon was just beaming! “Yep- those are mine!”
i totally expect all my doctors to tell me how awesome my boobs are.
just saying :)
I’ll remember to refer to you in case I ever decide to boob jobify my breasts. Wouldn’t want to get a Tara Reid, now would I?
Hee :)
pictures?
maybe i read fark.com too much…
What!!??? They are fake…dammit! He did do a good job.
Well, they DID do a great job, but that’s awesomely funny that the doctor said that!
That’s freaking hilarious. :-)
Very funny – you really do have magical boobies!
I should have touched them at BlogHer when I had the chance.
Nice dr.! I mean that! Sure better than the one I had years ago who right in the middle of a pelvic exam, (with the speculum already inserted!) left the room to take a phone call!!!!!!!!!!!
After a recent pap smear a friend of mine was mortified when her OB asked her on a date. She was all “What the heck did he see down there??”
They must be spectacular!
Hell yes!!
I hope mine get that reaction after I get them.
that’s fantastic!
Funny.
Oh that’s funny–and he’s an expert! What a compliment :)
I’m not even going to go there … (I could get myself in SO much trouble…)
Is it weird that I’m wondering what size you were and are?
funny- i snorted diet coke and choked! :)
So, it’s safe to say that your doctor is a boob man.
So I guess you’re not gonna get a second opinion.
Funny fake boob story, love the doctors! Found your blog through SSB. I’ve been reading through it and read about little Matthew. There is another blog that I’ve been stalking http://jacksonparkcity.blogspot.com/ she lost a little girl about 6 months ago. She has blogged about the pain and suffering that they have gone through. She is also preggers. She writes so beautifully you should check it out. She is a member of the church(LDS)and she and she does write about that and I don’t want that to turn you off with that but you really should check it out.
Loralee, I’m sitting here listening to the UPR interview, and I’m enjoying it!
I’ve been reading SSB for a while now, and decided to come to your blog. Looks like a fun blog! I’m adding you to my Reader!
Yikes.