The prettiest songs ever? -OR- For the love of all that is holy, help me make it stop!

October 14, 2008

Does everything about me have to radically be thrown off kilter with this pregnancy?

Seriously?

I’m not talking about food. Hormones. Emotions. Clothing. Hair. Skin.

Nope.

The area currently effected is: MUSIC.

For the last two weeks I have pretty much been listening to one song.  Over and over and OVER to the point that I am going effing MAD AND OUT OF MY MIND AND YET? I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO THE DAMN THING.

Really, while it’s a great tune, the selection is socially embarrassing and jr. high-esque and it kinda makes me want to curl up in a little ball of pregnant shame with a bottle of Aussie Scrunch Spray and weep into my Trapper Keeper. (And I spout my love of Air Supply and Neil Diamond freely, so this has to be good, right?)

Ok…Breathe.

My current music obsession that I must at all costs KNOCK THE HELL OFF is:

Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi.

There.

I said it.

And if you mock me for this I will hunt you down, tie you up, duct tape your mouth and MAKE YOU LISTEN TO IT WITH ME ON REPEAT UNTIL YOU START TO BLEED FROM YOUR EARS!!!! I may be freakishly weak but hell hath no fury like a pregnant woman being mocked for her totally irrational musical taste.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HELP A GIRL OUT.

I need musical distractions to get the lyric, “With an ironclad fist I wake up and french kiss the morning” out of my head.

(DUDE. What kind of freakishly lame lyric is that, anyway?! It makes me have a really obscene image of a mulletted and hairy chested John Bon Jovi taking care of his morning “ISSUES” *EHEM* in bed while making out with tongue with some imaginary chick laying on top of him or something. Of course, even though she is imaginary she probably has a matching mullet as well, only it would be spiral permed and frosted. ).

See what kind of mental hell the last two weeks has driven me to????

I tweeted the other day asking for great music finds and was diverted from my 9th grade shangrila for half a whole day and found some great new music (even if it was not appreciated by some. Hmmph!)

SO?

Help a girl out.  Send me some new tunes.  Or some old ones I may have missed out on.  I know that people think of me as being a musical dork but honestly, I don’t know many who are as musically diverse as I am. I like at least a couple of examples of ALL kinds of music, even if it isn’t what I listen to regularly.

The main requirement????

PRETTY.

PRETTY. PRETTY. PRETTY. (Oh, and did I mention pretty?)

I would like something that is more obscure. A “diamond in the rough”, a new find. Ect.

I am a sucker for a ballad.  I love great lyrics.  Sad songs are fabulous.  I love extremely catchy tunes as well (Think: “Love today” by Mika)

DISCLAIMER: If you send Mariah Carey I WILL kill you.

WHAT ARE THE “PRETTIEST” SONGS YOU KNOW?

Stumble it!

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