“Hey, mom! I just realized something!”
“Don’t talk with your mouth full, James.”
(nom, nom, nom…gulp)
“Ok, I finished chewing, so now can I dazzle you with my brilliance????!”
“Sure. Knock it out of the park.”
“Well, I realized that I am the oldest and my birthday is in August. Then Christopher is the NEXT oldest and his birthday is in July. Matthew was the youngest and his birthday is in June and you said that the baby is due on June 3rd but will almost positively be born in May because we all came early!”
“Yes?”
“It all goes in order!! May, June, July and August! And we go in order by age backward! How cool is that?! And I figured it out all by myself!”
“Yes, yes, you’re very smart.”
“It also means that you have had ALL your babies at the same time of year. And you picked the funnest time to do it. Summer rocks!”
“Obviously, you have never been nine months pregnant at the end of August or I gaurantee that would NOT be your assesment.”
“Yeah, but that is still cool we’re all in a bunch like that. You and dad must REALLY like the summer.”
“Actually, it means that your daddy and I REALLY like Autumn.”
(blink, blink, blinkity-blink-blink…)
“Huh? I don’t get it.”
“Have some more brussle sprouts. We’ll talk about it when you’re thirty.”
Stumble it!
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very funny
Snort. :)
Mr Ladys last blog post..Torches; Passing On Thereof
*snicker snicker*
You’re a good planner. :)
hairyshoefairys last blog post..Halloween Moon Dress
LOL. This made me snicker, laugh and chuckle all at once!
Ha! I was wondering where that conversation was headed. It was a difficult day indeed when I realised I was probably a Christmas Day-conceived baby. Weirds me right out.
Camilles last blog post..{Stuck on a Toilet with Nothing to Read}
That is great!
We have gotten pregnant ON our first and second anniversaries. We are no longer having ‘relations’, nor drinking alcohol in the month of July.
Connies last blog post..The Difference
Mom and Dad really liked Mom’s birthday. And their anniversary.
I need to scrub myself clean now. Thanks a lot.
Wills last blog post..I got meme all over me.
I figured out when I was pregnant that my brother and I are birthday babies, as in our parent’s birthdays.
And my husband is an anniversary present.
Amelia Sprouts last blog post..Working Mom Toddler Food
Are you sure you want to leave him to puzzle that one out on his own?
lceels last blog post..Oops! I forgot to name this one.
Hysterical.
sizzles last blog post..You Know You’re Out of Shape When…
Ha ha! Be careful cracking those cans of worms.
Heather, Queen of Shake Shakes last blog post..The most surreal thing happened on my way to becoming a writer
I could hear the crickets. Show this to him in five years and ask him what you meant lol!
KD @ A Bit Squirrellys last blog post..You Think This Will Catch On?
That will click sometime in the future and elicit a silent, “ewwww’ somewhere along the line.
Jims last blog post..Dust Bunnies
LOL. So cute.
Marias last blog post..brighter than sunshine
Ahahaha! Matthew and I plan on torturing our kids with innuendos when they are old enough to understand ;)
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The Girl hates to hear stuff like that. She’s 17 and has “Eeeww” down to a science.
I love you! So funny!
Headless Moms last blog post..Most Annoying Commercial Ever
Reminds me of when my brother, my sister, and I all figured out why our birthdays are all within a week of eachother- 9 months earlier was our parent’s anniversary. My mom still denies it.
Erin Taylors last blog post..What life is REALLY like in our home-
That’s pretty funny!
My youngest was due on my birthday. When I realized this, I called my mom and I said “I know what you were doing on Halloween, 1965!”
Suzannes last blog post..Tangibles and Intangibles
My sister, brother, and I are July, August, September, same deal. Although then my parents had my little TINY brothers, who are born in January and April, throwing a wrench in the whole thing.
Miss Graces last blog post..The world is ending, but I’m obsessed with glasses
Brilliant, that’s the word to describe your son.
Sharons last blog post..Sony’s Memorial…
All teachers “celebrate” late autumn. The classes have settled, the report cards are done. And in Canada, there is nothing better to do in October or November. Thus, the birth of many summer babies…that and the fact that we don’t have to count those 2 months as part of our mat leave.
4s last blog post..Giving thanks….Thanksgiving in Canada!
Heh heh…we’re trying to “love the fall” so we don’t have any more winter birthdays! ;-)
LOL ! The blinking was the best. :o)
Hey there, you don’t know me. I stumbled across your blog, thru kritterkrit. Love it already and had to tell you I’m a Lora Lee, mine is two names not one but I thought it was neat.
Ha. That was pretty funny.
Zandors last blog post..Help me learn to knit.
LOL – I suppose it is a very good thing that he did not get that last part (yet at least) ;)
Oh and I completely feel your pain on the being pregnant all summer thing. My oldest son was born August 17, it was the longest summer of my life! When my little guy was born in mid May it was much nicer :)
TheAngelForevers last blog post..Croquet for Columbus Day
Maybe if it is a girl you can name her Autumn.
Congratulations! I’ve been reading your site for almost a year now and I’ve cried so many times and laughed too and am so happy for you!
Its because you guys get cold and like to keep each other warm right? RIGHT??!
Misss last blog post..Please! Don’t act like you didn’t know…
Ah-ha-ha-ha!!!! Perfect.
Missives From Suburbias last blog post..76 Days Until Christmas
One day he will just know what you meant, and will probably throw up just thinking about it.
Karens last blog post..Project 365 Day 8
I can’t believe you admit to your kids you have sex. My children think I swollowed a watermelon seed, and it’s going to stay that way, dammit.
My parents got snow stayed in a cabin in Idaho on their honeymoon…and ran out of condoms. I was born 9 months later.
My skin crawled when, at age 16, my mother enlightened me. Ewe…