Apparently, there’s a thing where you are supposed to create a “Porn screen name” by combining the name of your first childhood pet with a street you lived on as a kid.
Um…I figured mine out:
“ICK SOUTH”
Dude.
Between that and the copious amounts of cellulite on my body, I have a sneaking sucspicion that I would probably be the world’s most unsuccessful porn actress. Although, it MAY create a whole opportunity for spots in STD educational films, who knows?
Stumble it!
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Mine’s Toy Tideway – not quite Diablo Cody but not too shabby!
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Ginger Williamsville – Gimmie a break! Not so sexy! The Ginger part is ok – but I guess it is better than Ick South!
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Your dog’s name was Ick???
But guess what mine is? I always win the weirdness award here:
MIMI FARM TO MARKET ROAD 541 WEST.
The speed limit on the road in front of my house? 65 mph. Yes, I’m from the country.
Mine would be ‘Bozo Kedvale’. And my mind just took a trip into red nose land and it’s really creepy and I’m going to go back to work now.
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Well if you just add and L it might be Lick South, which I think works very well for everyone involved.
Mine is Coil Firehouse. Maybe if I moved to Staten Island….
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That is hilarious!
Mine is Dusty Lafayette. Who the heck were my parents? A cowboy and a french woman?
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Buffy Paradise. Ya. That’s right. At least there is something sexy about me. Sigh. Cue the bad 80’s porn background music. Boowchicahbowbow.
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Did you know you have a doppleganger? And she is on America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11?
check her out
http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm11-models/10/1
OK… she doesn’t look like you so much in that picture. Or in this one
http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model11/cast/mckey
But in real life, at least as far as I can tell from TV and the few pictures I’ve seen of you on your blog, she totally does!
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My name would either be:
Sunshine Frontenac
or
Cocoa Frontenac
Kind of weird. The first names could work, using our cat or our dog. The last name/street name… it’s just weird.
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Trouble Hartwick.
Oh yeah baby.
xo
b.
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You guys are totally making me laugh. (You slay me lceel)
And Jill (CDJ)
It is probably a good thing we haven’t met in person. You would be WAY disappointed. Chika is a million times hotter than I am. Heh.
Mine is “Jules Ash” That actually would be a good name for an actor, or writer…hmmm
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Misty Lariat
… insteresting…. some of the others are hilarius thought…
Ick, Bozo… LOL
my porn screen name sounds extremely weird…
sugar route 167-K
we didn’t have street names where i grew up, okay? we already know i’m a big ole redneck!
could be worse…now the route has been renamed…so my new name would be sugar drain. i give up.
p.s. that antm girl mckey does look just like you.
Mine is Smoky Jackson.
But I was 3 and I called that dog Fu*ky!
So….Fu*ky Jackson sounds like a really great Porn name!
I still badly for my poor Mother when people would ask what my dogs name was…..
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Hazel Woodcrest.
I’m with Slynnro – you really had a pet named Ick?
LOL :-)
what kind of name is ‘Ick’? What kind of pet was it??
Mine is Heidi Savannah, or Heidi Bristol. I was born and went home to Granny’s house because our house wasn’t finished until after I’d been ‘out’ for a week. either way… *snort*
I really did have a pet named “Ick”.
He was a fabulous, black kitty that started hanging around our house when I was in the first grade and he didn’t die until I was in college. He was an awesome cat.
And?
Dude, I swear I don’t really look like that girl(hot as she is)…I’ll have to see if people who have met me in real life agree, though but I am not seeing it…
Mine is awesome:
Sugar Hi Mount
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Doobie Manzanita.
My parents named a dog Doobie. And, then they named their child after a Fleetwood Mac song. Can you tell what they liked to do with their free time?
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Benji Pine.
Now what’s this about the street you lived on?
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Dude, it’s your own fault for naming your pet “Ick”. I know, you didn’t know at the time…
Mine is Butterscotch Walnut. Hm.
Ick rocked!
Uhm, what if one was a young woman who didn’t have a childhood pet and grew up on Gary Avenue?
(And a shout out to Linny who keeps to herself but finally spoke up!!! Woot! We need to come down for sushi. It’s a most pressing matter….)
Chelle:Yes, sushi does require our immediate attention! What are we waiting for????
Rachael: To clarify, she would never come up with a crass name like “Ick” for an animal. That was my doing, but what do you expect from someone that nicknamed her baby twin sisters “Pee and Poo”?
Oscar 29th just doesn’t do it for me.
mine is Pumpkin Earl.
I dunno sounds pretty creepy.
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mine is wierd…
Duchess S. Bush… sounds like porn for kings!
Mine would be Goldie St John – which works…