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Sideblog: Your porn screen name?

Apparently, there’s a thing where you are supposed to create a “Porn screen name” by combining the name of your first childhood pet with a street you lived on as a kid.

Um…I figured mine out:

“ICK SOUTH”

Dude.

Between that and the copious amounts of cellulite on my body, I have a sneaking sucspicion that I would probably be the world’s most unsuccessful porn actress.  Although, it MAY create a whole opportunity for spots in STD educational films, who knows?

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  1. 1
    avatar merlotmom says:

    Mine’s Toy Tideway – not quite Diablo Cody but not too shabby!

    merlotmoms last blog post..Japanese Tease

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    avatar Jen says:

    Ginger Williamsville – Gimmie a break! Not so sexy! The Ginger part is ok – but I guess it is better than Ick South!

    Jens last blog post..{kid’s school lunches}

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    avatar slynnro says:

    Your dog’s name was Ick???

    But guess what mine is? I always win the weirdness award here:

    MIMI FARM TO MARKET ROAD 541 WEST.

    The speed limit on the road in front of my house? 65 mph. Yes, I’m from the country.

  4. 4
    avatar lceel says:

    Mine would be ‘Bozo Kedvale’. And my mind just took a trip into red nose land and it’s really creepy and I’m going to go back to work now.

    lceels last blog post..To, To, Tuesday

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    Well if you just add and L it might be Lick South, which I think works very well for everyone involved.

    Mine is Coil Firehouse. Maybe if I moved to Staten Island….

    SparklieSunShines last blog post..Protected: I Don’t Have A Title For This

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    That is hilarious!

    Mine is Dusty Lafayette. Who the heck were my parents? A cowboy and a french woman?

    Mrs. Schmittys last blog post..Who Wants To Lose Some Weight?

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    avatar Charli says:

    Buffy Paradise. Ya. That’s right. At least there is something sexy about me. Sigh. Cue the bad 80′s porn background music. Boowchicahbowbow.

    Charlis last blog post..Introverted No Longer

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    avatar Jill (CDJ) says:

    Did you know you have a doppleganger? And she is on America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11?

    check her out

    http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm11-models/10/1

    OK… she doesn’t look like you so much in that picture. Or in this one

    http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model11/cast/mckey

    But in real life, at least as far as I can tell from TV and the few pictures I’ve seen of you on your blog, she totally does!

    Jill (CDJ)s last blog post..When Good Sisters Go Bad

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    My name would either be:
    Sunshine Frontenac
    or
    Cocoa Frontenac

    Kind of weird. The first names could work, using our cat or our dog. The last name/street name… it’s just weird.

    Jill – GlossyVeneers last blog post..Tropic Thunder

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    avatar just beth says:

    Trouble Hartwick.

    Oh yeah baby.

    xo

    b.

    just beths last blog post..About Just Beth, first post

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    avatar loralee says:

    You guys are totally making me laugh. (You slay me lceel)

    And Jill (CDJ)

    It is probably a good thing we haven’t met in person. You would be WAY disappointed. Chika is a million times hotter than I am. Heh.

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    Mine is “Jules Ash” That actually would be a good name for an actor, or writer…hmmm

    KD @ A Bit Squirrellys last blog post..How Having Kids Has Actually HELPED my bank account

  13. 13
    avatar April says:

    Misty Lariat

    … insteresting…. some of the others are hilarius thought…

    Ick, Bozo… LOL

  14. 14
    avatar Pink says:

    my porn screen name sounds extremely weird…

    sugar route 167-K

    we didn’t have street names where i grew up, okay? we already know i’m a big ole redneck!

    could be worse…now the route has been renamed…so my new name would be sugar drain. i give up.

    p.s. that antm girl mckey does look just like you.

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    avatar Connie says:

    Mine is Smoky Jackson.

    But I was 3 and I called that dog Fu*ky!

    So….Fu*ky Jackson sounds like a really great Porn name!

    I still badly for my poor Mother when people would ask what my dogs name was…..

    Connies last blog post..Dear Diary

  16. 16

    Hazel Woodcrest.

    I’m with Slynnro – you really had a pet named Ick?

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    avatar rachel says:

    LOL :-)

    what kind of name is ‘Ick’? What kind of pet was it??

    Mine is Heidi Savannah, or Heidi Bristol. I was born and went home to Granny’s house because our house wasn’t finished until after I’d been ‘out’ for a week. either way… *snort*

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    avatar loralee says:

    I really did have a pet named “Ick”.

    He was a fabulous, black kitty that started hanging around our house when I was in the first grade and he didn’t die until I was in college. He was an awesome cat.

    And?

    Dude, I swear I don’t really look like that girl(hot as she is)…I’ll have to see if people who have met me in real life agree, though but I am not seeing it…

  19. 19

    Mine is awesome:

    Sugar Hi Mount

    but why mommys last blog post..Broken Hearts and Bee Stings

  20. 20
    avatar Rhi says:

    Doobie Manzanita.

    My parents named a dog Doobie. And, then they named their child after a Fleetwood Mac song. Can you tell what they liked to do with their free time?

    Rhis last blog post..Cooking For One: KITCHEN DISASTER Edition

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    avatar Doug says:

    Benji Pine.

    Now what’s this about the street you lived on?

    Dougs last blog post..Miscellany from a hammock

  22. 22
    avatar Rachael says:

    Dude, it’s your own fault for naming your pet “Ick”. I know, you didn’t know at the time…

    Mine is Butterscotch Walnut. Hm.

  23. 23
    avatar linny says:

    Ick rocked!

  24. 24
    avatar Chelle says:

    Uhm, what if one was a young woman who didn’t have a childhood pet and grew up on Gary Avenue?

    (And a shout out to Linny who keeps to herself but finally spoke up!!! Woot! We need to come down for sushi. It’s a most pressing matter….)

  25. 25
    avatar linny says:

    Chelle:Yes, sushi does require our immediate attention! What are we waiting for????

    Rachael: To clarify, she would never come up with a crass name like “Ick” for an animal. That was my doing, but what do you expect from someone that nicknamed her baby twin sisters “Pee and Poo”?

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    avatar gorillabuns says:

    Oscar 29th just doesn’t do it for me.

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    mine is Pumpkin Earl.
    I dunno sounds pretty creepy.

    Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..the newest fall fashion

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    avatar dldg409 says:

    mine is wierd…
    Duchess S. Bush… sounds like porn for kings!

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    avatar Goldie St John says:

    Mine would be Goldie St John – which works…

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