So…
Um…
Here is the thing…
Redneckmommy nominated me for “Hottest Female Blogger” for the “Hot Blogger Calendar” of 2009. And I published this blatant, whiny plea for all of you to go vote for me because that is just the way I roll.
So…
Um…
Here is the OTHER thing…
VOTING DOESN’T START UNTIL AUGUST 25!!!!!!!!!!
So..sorry about that.
I’ll nag you at another time.
P.S. Stop bitching and whining. It was either this or write about back-to-school night (tonight) and the first day of school (tomorrow) FOR TWO POSTS IN A ROW. I mean, I know that this is no post about my ta-tas or hoo-hoo but wouldn’t you rather have a blurb about my internet stupidity instead of THAT?
I thought so.
P.P.S Are you still bitching and whining?
P.P.P.S You ARE?!!!! Do I have to send you to your room without dinner? Seriously? Because I will! AND I will take away the Wii AND make you not wear your brand new school clothes for TWO MORE WEEKS! So, I am going to count to three and then you will wish you had made a different decision, mister! I mean…What? What was that? You’re not my children and you haven’t inflicted any stress and hell this week on me by perpetually locking your little brother out of the changing rooms at the mall or chasing him around with the shopping cart while screaming, “YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT” and you should stop bitching us out because we are your faithful readers and really you are just a LITTLE bit crazy at this point and we are all beginning to wonder if you’ve been sniffing your kids rubber cement from their art supply package so stop bitching, rambling, and being an all around cuckoo person and get to the damn point already?!
FINE, THEN! See if I care!! GO ahead and keep using that tone with me! Because of that little attitude you have just officially made your life miserable!!! You will be 30 before you are ungrounded!!!! You are going STRAIGHT to your room the minute your backpack hits the damn door and I am going to personally read and review every single heart-covered note I find from Audry in hour 2!!!!!
Plus, I am refusing to buy you anything but tighty-whities until you graduate from high school!!!!!!
NEVER CROSS YOUR MOTHER.
P.P.P.S. I would just like to take this opportunity to state that you will not be voting for a SANE and hot blogger ON AUGUST 25th. Just hot.
P.P.P.P.S Now go vote ON AUGUST 25th, dammit.
P.P.P.P.P.S (I’m so embarrassed.)
tjk says:
dear llc
i love “count to three” the words will make anyone obey
hope your power outage in your room gets fixed and your gdoor and your door bell
August 19th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
loralee says:
OH! I haven’t updated in all the hubub!
The garage door repair person AND the electrician showed up at the same time on Friday right as I was leaving to do a show and Jon was trying to get the boys out the door to a men-only camp out.
It was hectic, but ALL is repaired.
Except the doorbell, but you can’t have everything, I guess.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
sizzle says:
Do I get a spanking now?
sizzles last blog post..Portland, You Saucy Minx
August 19th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
loralee says:
No. You’d enjoy it too much.
:P!!!
August 19th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Mr Lady says:
Um, dude? TIGHTY whities. *wink*
Mr Ladys last blog post..It’s About Damn Time
August 19th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
loralee says:
Oh, great! “TIDY WHITIES?” DUH!
See what happens when I am all embarrassed and falling over myself with stupidity on the internet?! It makes me more stupid!
I shall fix it, and secretly hope that “Tight Pants Shawn” makes a funny regarding it. (HEE)
August 19th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Sarah says:
God woman, you get all the nominations. What does a girl have to do around here to become a hot calendar model? Make out with you in public forum? I’m so down for that.
Oh, and I’m totally voting for you. You’re even hot in mismatched PJs with dental floss holding your glasses together. No one should look so good in that situation, but you did!
Sarahs last blog post..Google Sperm
August 19th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Michelle at Scribbit says:
Jessica at Oh the Joys nominated me for Hottest Mom Blogger at the Blogger’s CHoice Awards last year and I didn’t get ONE VOTE! I wasn’t sure which was funnier, that she nominated me or that not even my husband voted for me
Michelle at Scribbits last blog post..State of the Union Address
August 20th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Backpacking Dad says:
I will totally be voting for you. But you have to vote for me. Because some anonymous secret admirer nominated me yesterday and I have no idea who it was and I’m a little “really?” So I’ll need your validation so I don’t feel like a poseur.
Backpacking Dads last blog post..And Make It Better
August 20th, 2008 at 2:14 am
agwylyk says:
you goofball…
August 20th, 2008 at 5:33 am
slynnro says:
So there’s an actual photo shoot and everything? The internet just gets crazier every day….
August 20th, 2008 at 6:12 am
lceel says:
I am SO going to the next blogHer. I just AM.
lceels last blog post..Wordy Wednesday
August 20th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Csquaredplus3 says:
Wow! Congrats on the nomination. I’ll vote, but I think you should remind everyone on the 25th too. No need to feel embarrassed - go for it!
Csquaredplus3s last blog post..Practical shoes
August 20th, 2008 at 6:51 am
threeundertwo says:
I’ve heard a lot of sibling jabs but the lactose-intolerant one made me snort.
threeundertwos last blog post..I am so spectacular
August 20th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Froyd says:
All I know is that when/if I have kids of my own, I am not going to stand for intolerance of any stripe.
Froyds last blog post..best.office.ever.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Jim says:
I’ll be there on the 25th. I don’t have a Wii, so you can feel free to take it away. And yes, I DID just roll my eyes. Hah, take that!
August 20th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Jill (CDJ) says:
This reminds me an awful lot of that Sesame Street book The Monster at the End of This Book. You even nailed the ending. And Grover always was my favorite muppet! You got my vote babe!
Jill (CDJ)s last blog post..And the winner is…
August 20th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Angella says:
Oh, I’ll be voting. YER HAWT. xo
Angellas last blog post..Extreme Makeover: Laundry Room Edition
August 20th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Angella says:
Wait a second. I just looked at the list and I know so many people on there. Voting will be tough!
(Also. Wondering why I don’t rank. Maybe because I AM rank?)
Angellas last blog post..Extreme Makeover: Laundry Room Edition
August 20th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Maria says:
I’ll vote for you as many times as it will let me!
And wallow in self disappointment for not being nominated - but if I’m in the loser group with Angella I’m actually ok with that!!!
Marias last blog post..Lyin’ Ass Mommies.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children says:
I will definitely vote for you, when the time comes. Unless, of course, I were to be nominated and then I’d devise ways of kicking your ass.
Luckily for you, I haven’t been nominated.
Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for childrens last blog post..Spirit
August 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am
BusyDad says:
Well I was going to negotiate a vote swap with you (I think my mom nominated me or something. That is the only scenario that makes sense), but I noticed Backpacking Dad already beat me to the punch. I’ll vote for you anyway…
BusyDads last blog post..The Closest Thing to Jurassic Park
August 20th, 2008 at 8:50 am
loralee says:
@Angella
Nice save! ;P
August 20th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Rachel (Louisiana) says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work and making all the weird nontrad people laugh at me and think that I’m crazier than they are…which I’m not.
Rachel (Louisiana)s last blog post..The eleventy-hundredth blog about gymnastics…
August 20th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Doug says:
Well, you already know how I feel about the whole Loralee=hotness thing, so consider the 25th marked down.
Dougs last blog post..Miscellany from a hammock
August 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
JoeInVegas says:
Aw geez, and I was so looking forward to another ta-tas or hoo-hoo post. (when was that last one anyway?).
But, glad that you are having fun preparing for school. Keep up the good work.
JoeInVegass last blog post..Hands again?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Keely says:
Snort! Is it bad that I’m looking forward to using some of these sayings on my kids? Thanks for the laughs - you ARE hot!
Keelys last blog post..What We’re Getting Into
August 20th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
little red says:
You crack me up! I can’t wait to be a mother some day…heaven save my poor children…
little reds last blog post..I *HATE* STUPID PEOPLE
August 20th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Charli says:
This is actually perfect for us Loralee stalkers: we now have time to organize a whole campaign built around your hotness in order to get you a shiny new award.
We are going to need buttons! And bumper stickers! And you need to make dirty phone calls to a hooker on your state funded cell phone! Or sleep with an intern!
Charlis last blog post..Influencing My Child
August 20th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
JoLynn says:
Hello…I’ll be voting for you! I think that’s way cool. You represent us mom’s well!
JoLynns last blog post..Recipe…
August 20th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Robin says:
Dude, I’ll totally vote for you..wait… Someone nominate me too..so I can be in a calendar making out with Loralee..or Backpacking Dad..wait..I’m married, can’t do that..but maybe they can photoshop it..
Robins last blog post..Time For Some Back-To-School Drinkin For Mama
August 21st, 2008 at 9:25 am
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You says:
Voting starts on the 25th, but the more nominations you get, the better chance of making it to the voting
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near Yous last blog post..“I’m famous again, mom!”
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 am
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August 23rd, 2008 at 9:12 am
Geneva says:
I think your mix up deserves another desperate plea post. I mean, it can’t be much more embarrassing than putting out for an ice cream cone. Wait, who WOULDN’T for an ice cream cone. I bet those McDonald’s guys are livin’ the dream.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:26 pm