Here is the thing…
Redneckmommy nominated me for “Hottest Female Blogger” for the “Hot Blogger Calendar” of 2009. And I published this blatant, whiny plea for all of you to go vote for me because that is just the way I roll.
Here is the OTHER thing…
VOTING DOESN’T START UNTIL AUGUST 25!!!!!!!!!!
So..sorry about that.
I’ll nag you at another time.
P.S. Stop bitching and whining. It was either this or write about back-to-school night (tonight) and the first day of school (tomorrow) FOR TWO POSTS IN A ROW. I mean, I know that this is no post about my ta-tas or hoo-hoo but wouldn’t you rather have a blurb about my internet stupidity instead of THAT?
I thought so.
P.P.S Are you still bitching and whining?
P.P.P.S You ARE?!!!! Do I have to send you to your room without dinner? Seriously? Because I will! AND I will take away the Wii AND make you not wear your brand new school clothes for TWO MORE WEEKS! So, I am going to count to three and then you will wish you had made a different decision, mister! I mean…What? What was that? You’re not my children and you haven’t inflicted any stress and hell this week on me by perpetually locking your little brother out of the changing rooms at the mall or chasing him around with the shopping cart while screaming, “YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT” and you should stop bitching us out because we are your faithful readers and really you are just a LITTLE bit crazy at this point and we are all beginning to wonder if you’ve been sniffing your kids rubber cement from their art supply package so stop bitching, rambling, and being an all around cuckoo person and get to the damn point already?!
FINE, THEN! See if I care!! GO ahead and keep using that tone with me! Because of that little attitude you have just officially made your life miserable!!! You will be 30 before you are ungrounded!!!! You are going STRAIGHT to your room the minute your backpack hits the damn door and I am going to personally read and review every single heart-covered note I find from Audry in hour 2!!!!!
Plus, I am refusing to buy you anything but tighty-whities until you graduate from high school!!!!!!
NEVER CROSS YOUR MOTHER.
P.P.P.S. I would just like to take this opportunity to state that you will not be voting for a SANE and hot blogger ON AUGUST 25th. Just hot.
P.P.P.P.S Now go vote ON AUGUST 25th, dammit.
P.P.P.P.P.S (I’m so embarrassed.)