“Who are you texting so late?”
“My friend, Jon Deal. He’s trying to cheer me up because there is no damn Diet Coke on tap anywhere in the state of Washington. Oh, and because I lost 41 subscribers after posting those photos of me making out with half of BlogHer. I’m trying to get him to come next year, he’d have fun.”
“The male to female ratio at that thing must be staggering. I think I’ll start a blog and form a pack of males to go pick up on chicks.”
“You’re going to start a blog and go to BlogHer to go hit on women? You do realize that the majority of them are Mommybloggers, right?”
“Of course. It’s the best demographic. Mommybloggers have a proven track record that they put out.”
Stumble it!
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You lost 41 subscribers? For those photos?? Dude, don’t sweat it, clearly they didn’t read your disclaimers. You’re up one more from Canada…we Canadian girls really do heart you lots!!
Awe, that is so sweet of you.
It was a wee bit sad to see today. I am not even sure how it happened. I have been trying to tinker with my feedburner account because it has never been right since I got my own URL and some how, some WAY I started getting email notifications of people who unsubscribe.
I have no idea how to turn it the hell off and I wish I could because it is just damn DEPRESSING.
You keep your husband the hell away from BlogHer. I’ll never get a chance to take another awesome picture if he’s hanging around, even if he is trying to pick up women.
Plus, I don’t want to dilute the attention. My happiness at BlogHer was inversely proportionate to the number of men that were there.
I’m going to start 42 new email addresses and subscribe to your blog from all of them.
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Hey, I’m still reading, I need to sign up. I don’t know what to tell you about the Diet coke, I would have lost my mind by now, I HATE Diet Pepsi.
Jennifer A.s last blog post..Letters of the week
Heh, that’s right! Mommybloggers put out! When we’re not completely exhausted…
calicobebops last blog post..Ummm, on a lighter note:
You almost made me spit out my Diet Coke!
and did you seriously lose 41 subscribers over those pictures? Lame!
Jill (CDJ)s last blog post..When bad things happen to good people
I feel you! I nearly died while in Vegas. All they had was Diet Pepsi!! UGH! Diet Pepsi tastes like what I envision licking a tail pipe would taste like.
Dude, you didn’t lose me, I love you even more now :-)
Your husband cracks me up. :-)
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Keep me posted as to the status of your hubby’s pack. My Homer wants to join. He’ll even design the jackets and slick back his hair. Oh the things he’ll do to see two chicks kissing.
Fear and Parenting in Las Vegass last blog post..Don’t PR a PR Person (especially if it’s unethical)
snort- go jon, spoken like a true man!
heather hales DESIGNSs last blog post..Mama Mia
You lost 41 subscribers for showing pictures of you kissing two girls while I talk routinely about sleeping with one? Houston, we may have found my subscription problem.
In all seriousness though, I’m sorry. That totally sucks. Well…actually they suck.
Heres to getting 41 new awesome subscribers to replace the crappy old ones!
Love you Lore!
P.S. – Your husband makes me laugh.
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Guys are funny… my husband kept saying the weirdest things last night after returning from Tucson for business. I almost started Twittering some of them. Maybe I still should…
Jill – GlossyVeneers last blog post..Before 30: Solo Travel
Honestly! 41 people gone – poof… I’m not a gal who kisses other gals, BUT, I certainly don’t judge you. I’ll subscribe when we return to Utah from our “vacation”.
Your husband’s logic is excellent – someone’s been lovin’ on a Mama…
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Chrisys last blog post..Home Sh#t Home
Bwahahahaha!
Dude, I subscribed BECAUSE of those pictures!
I agree with Julie – us Canadian girls LOVE you!
Do you really think that was the reason? Wow, I must be made of something different because if I wasn’t already a subscriber I would have been after that post. ;-)
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Well played, Loralee’s husband. Well played.
The flaw:
Mommybloggers “put out”. Past tense.
Most moms I know stopped putting out when they got less sleep, more work and husbands who stopped helping…
He stands a better chance at a Playboy convention!
Just sayin’….
:)
Danielles last blog post..Grant Goes Airbourne
Those photos are the reason I subscribed! You seem like such fun~someone I would like to hang out with. As for hubby…he’s a keeper!!!!!!
LibraryGirls last blog post..Point of View
Plus, as evidenced by blogher photos, we’re kind of whory too :)
Erika Jurneys last blog post..Wow, that went fast
A: the shots of you kissing other women should have earned you MORE subscribers, not less!
B: is it possible that your feedburner was just really behind and when you started messing around with it, finally decided to play catch up?
You could have lost all of those subscribers after you loudly proclaimed your love of Air Supply. Not that I am agreeing with them, b/c I too heart Air Supply, and am probably the only 25 year old out there who does!
and C: if Jon wants to get lucky at some convention, there are MUCH better ones where your odds are MUCH better! Try Vegas! Surely there is a Nympomaniac Anonomous meet up there yearly?!
Charlis last blog post..The Preschool Decision
My husband has given up trying to remove my carcass from the computer desk. He just walks by, sighs and moves on. Wise choice.
No diet Coke is criminal! Although I currently am hooked on Lychee Pop. It is to die for.
And as for the readers that have ‘vanished’, isn’t there a comment about …eff them if they can’t take a joke!
4s last blog post..Someday love will bring you back…..
It was probably those pesky Mormon relatives of yours. Now you can really get down. Loved the post.
witchypoos last blog post..The Rock
Well you didn’t lose me (not that *I* am all important..LOL) Do you know who subscribes to you on Google Reader as that is what I read you on. Just curious.
Heathers last blog post..X Files Review
Enter… The Old Broad! Former “Lurker”, new “Subscriber” as of today! I’m not afraid or embarrassed to admit it… I subscribed because of the photos.
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Hey!!!! I’m here. And not going anywhere, either.
Our #2 son, when he was two, used to have a tee shirt that said “I’m living proof that Mommy puts out.”
lceels last blog post..Confession is good for the soul
bwahaha!
and wow, 41 less people who suck no longer reading your blog…that’s good stuff :)
Hollys last blog post..Why
It sounds suspicious to me – probably a FeedBurner issue :)
Your husband cracks me up. Is that why men hit on pregnant women too? Because they’re fertile?
Angellas last blog post..Permanent Vacation
I was going to ask you if you were CERTAIN you lost subscribers, but it sounds like feedburner is giving you the background scoop.
Weirdos for leaving, that’s what they are.
And you husband is brilliant.
Christines last blog post..I defect
Oh for crying out loud. I saw that kiss caught on camera and it was HOT. Silly people.
Assertagirls last blog post..Homecoming.
I added you after that post. (because it was fun, not because, oh never mind.)
anymommys last blog post..Remembering the Little Things
Dude, why do you think Kile started his blog the other day??
Marilyns last blog post..You Need to Read – July 26
I can’t believe you lost subscribers for those photos, I subscribed just because of them. Are you planning on going to ‘09? :)
Summers last blog post..Treating Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD)
HEE.
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I’m still here, too, but I wasn’t subscribed! I read the old-fashioned way: a good old favorites list.
Anyhow, I’m glad you were somehow able to survive Washington with no liquids… Diet Pepsi is NOT an acceptable substitute for Diet Coke! When will people learn?
elizabeths last blog post..Thank you, thank you!
[...] He does have a point. BlogHer could be the perfect place to pick up women. [...]
DP sucks ass. Seriously. It’s like sucking on ass. DC is where it’s at, and nobody can ever tell me otherwise. I used to be a Pepsi drinker, back when they had Pepsi points. I got myself a towel! And lots of abdominal fat. The thing that pisses me off about those points programs is that they’re now all online. Like I have time to log onto iCoke <a href=”http://dougsrantsraves.blogspot.com/2008/06/my-secret-workplace-shame.html” everytime I have a Diet Coke… I’d never get anything done.
You seriously lost 40 subscribers over the kissing pictures? I thought you were joking. I’m disappointed that there wasn’t any tongue.
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Are you sure he isn’t Jamie’s long lost brother? :-)
Ambers last blog post..Busted at BlogHer ‘08–Part II
I tell ya if all the dads are as hot as say…backpacking dad….there could be many interesting NEW mommy/daddy blogger unions!!!
He has a point. One of the weird things about being pregnant with my son was that I got the distinct impression that there were some men eyeing me and thinking, “She HAS SEX!”
Deb (Missives From Suburbia)s last blog post..What? No Kitchen Sink?
I can’t believe people left because you posted pics making out with other women.
Wait, maybe they didn’t leave..
maybe they are crying in their coffee
because
a. you didn’t make out with them
b. they didn’t make out with other women
c. they just didn’t make out
d. all of the above?
Kates last blog post..Meme
I just found you and if I could figure out HOW THE HELL to use a reader I would subscribe. You crack me up!!
KD @ A Bit Squirrellys last blog post..But You Can Lick My Floors DAMMIT!
Dammit. That man has discovered the secret. He must be taken out.
BusyDads last blog post..Always Late
Ha Ha! That was pretty funny. Sorry about the Diet Coke thing. Try to survive. Miss you!
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