“Gotta go to work.”
“Alright. Don’t forget to call the leasing agent. I’d REALLY like to know where I’m going to be living after this weekend.”
“Sure. Why don’t you get up and dressed in case you and I have to go in to their offices to sign papers?”
“I’m just being lazy and tired because SOMEONE woke me up EARLY this morning. In fact, do you have a dollar that I can have to get some caffeine? You know, because I don’t have any cash on me and I WAS WOKEN UP REALLY EARLY THIS MORNING.”
“Sure. In fact, I’ll give you TWO dollars.”
“WOW! I guess I must have been totally awesome this morning to deserve such staggering generosity!”
“Well, actually…one of them is for last night.”
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Bwahaha!
That’s a funny one you have there. Veeeeery funny.
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I don’t know if there will ever be a time that my husband and I will be so funny about that. But someday, Loralee, I strive to be like you and Jon.
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cheap and easy? awesome!
alis last blog post..ouch. and a new love.
Apparently, will perform marital duties for coffee is the new slogan.
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Baaaaahahahaha
Love it!
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don’t tell my husband or he might start holding back on my caffeine fix. he usually brings me a diet coke everyday on his way home from work. sometimes there is payment…sometimes there isn’t. shhhhh…
Dammit! All these years I’ve been spending it on coffee!
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That is why I do not accept cash.
Check and direct deposit only!
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Hmmmm…I didn’t know your hubby’s name was John….
Heh.
I would have thought someone as hot as you would fetch at LEAST three bucks ;)
Angellas last blog post..Even Superman Gets Tired
Right on Loralee, right on, Kudos!
twice in 24 hours? And I thought you’d been married longer than we have!
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cheap and easy. What a powerful combination. I knew there was a reason I was reading your blog.
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Marco’s never given me $2. Is this something I should expect?
I have some bitching to do. BRB.
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Direct deposit???? ewwwwww
Cheap is one thing…but it is never easy…..Now, just think, in Canada, you’d have earned a Toonie or two Loonies…take your pick!
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