“Gotta go to work.”
“Alright. Don’t forget to call the leasing agent. I’d REALLY like to know where I’m going to be living after this weekend.”
“Sure. Why don’t you get up and dressed in case you and I have to go in to their offices to sign papers?”
“I’m just being lazy and tired because SOMEONE woke me up EARLY this morning. In fact, do you have a dollar that I can have to get some caffeine? You know, because I don’t have any cash on me and I WAS WOKEN UP REALLY EARLY THIS MORNING.”
“Sure. In fact, I’ll give you TWO dollars.”
“WOW! I guess I must have been totally awesome this morning to deserve such staggering generosity!”
“Well, actually…one of them is for last night.”




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Gretchen says:
Bwahaha!
That’s a funny one you have there. Veeeeery funny.
Gretchens last blog post..All’s well, that ends well
May 27th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Camille says:
I don’t know if there will ever be a time that my husband and I will be so funny about that. But someday, Loralee, I strive to be like you and Jon.
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May 27th, 2008 at 9:57 am
ali says:
cheap and easy? awesome!
alis last blog post..ouch. and a new love.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:02 am
witchypoo says:
Apparently, will perform marital duties for coffee is the new slogan.
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May 27th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Elizabeth says:
Baaaaahahahaha
Love it!
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May 27th, 2008 at 10:23 am
natalie says:
don’t tell my husband or he might start holding back on my caffeine fix. he usually brings me a diet coke everyday on his way home from work. sometimes there is payment…sometimes there isn’t. shhhhh…
May 27th, 2008 at 11:09 am
BusyDad says:
Dammit! All these years I’ve been spending it on coffee!
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May 27th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Connie says:
That is why I do not accept cash.
Check and direct deposit only!
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May 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Amber says:
Hmmmm…I didn’t know your hubby’s name was John….
May 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Angella says:
Heh.
I would have thought someone as hot as you would fetch at LEAST three bucks
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May 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Kyle Johnson says:
Right on Loralee, right on, Kudos!
May 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Erin Evans Taylor says:
twice in 24 hours? And I thought you’d been married longer than we have!
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May 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Shamelessly Sassy says:
cheap and easy. What a powerful combination. I knew there was a reason I was reading your blog.
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May 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Doug says:
Marco’s never given me $2. Is this something I should expect?
I have some bitching to do. BRB.
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May 27th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
4 says:
Direct deposit???? ewwwwww
Cheap is one thing…but it is never easy…..Now, just think, in Canada, you’d have earned a Toonie or two Loonies…take your pick!
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May 27th, 2008 at 9:35 pm