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Sideblog:Scarlett, please don’t quit your day job

I usually like almost everything Scarlett Johansson does.

Notice I said almost.

Her new CD tracks?

NOT SO MUCH.

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  1. 1
    avatar Christy says:

    Gotta agree with you on this one. Although I did love her version of “Summertime” so much that I bought it on iTunes last week. What happened?

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    avatar Toni says:

    Hmmm. I am undecided at this point after 30seconds. I’ll have another listen and get back to you.

    Tonis last blog post..ARGHHHHHHHHH

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    avatar Invader Trent says:

    Holy Christ on a crutch… this is possibly the most horrible butchering of any song(s) I have ever heard. It may have something to do with the fact that I’m a HUGE Tom Waits fan and she has quite possibly destroyed everything he’s worked to create over the last 35 or so years. But I digest. I may just have to boycott any and every thing she has and will ever do. After all, good looks can only get you so far.

    Wow…
    Just wow…

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    avatar Doug says:

    Why do actors keep trying to make CDs? Is it suddenly 1985 all over again?

    Really, it sounds like she recorded it in her bedroom over the original track. What’s with the echo-y sound? And her voice?

    Dougs last blog post..Things Cheap People Like #3

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    avatar natalie says:

    i wrote a post about this a couple of days ago. brian was looking at itunes and ran across this one. the comments on the album just about put him over the edge. i took a video of him laughing so hard he was crying!
    then it was laughing. so funny. it’s on the blog.

    http://dixonsturkey.blogspot.com/2008/05/scarlett-singing.html

    natalies last blog post..pet peeve #49

  6. 7

    Yeah…I am totally not feeling it.

    SparklieSunShines last blog post..I Need A New Wardrobe

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    avatar calicobebop says:

    I guess it’s required for starlets to try their hand at singing. Why? I’m not sure. Maybe to give them a dose of humility?

    calicobebops last blog post..A testament to my vanity

  8. 9

    Aaaaackkkkkk!!!!! I feel really bad for her, thinking she can sing and sound good and all the while people are gagging and dry heaving. She should fire the producer of this crap for misleading her into thinking she can sing. Or, maybe it’s meant to be a joke, and we all forgot to laugh!

    Erin Evans Taylors last blog post..My Red Shoes- a haiku

  9. 10
    avatar Nat says:

    Good god! This is bad.
    You know how they say that Tom Waits isn’t for everyone? Well, I’m pretty sure this isn’t for anyone.

    Nats last blog post..Cool enough for CBC

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    avatar Sara says:

    I don’t know. I kinda like it. And I’m also a huge Tom Waits fan so I really didn’t think that I would at all. Not going to run out and buy it or anything, but… it’s not as bad as I thought it would be. Maybe it’s just me.

    Saras last blog post..Friendly

  11. 12

    I’ve not heard them, but from what I have heard I am not missing out.

    Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..Outed in A Local Paper

  12. 13

    haven’t these people learned from OTHER actors’ failed music crossover attempts? Heh. I haven’t heard her yet but skipped over the clip even though I could have just clicked on it and listened.

    stepping over the junks last blog post..God Steers

  13. 14

    I don’t like her. She’s a poor man’s Claire Danes and doesn’t know it.

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    avatar 4 says:

    Nope, she should have stuck to her day job. I think she has talent in that area. Go with that…don’t ruin the resume with a mediocre attempt at singing.

    (god, go bitchy me…you’d think I was up all night or something)

    4s last blog post..RELAY FOR LIFE- MAY 24TH

  15. 16

    A female William Shatner – except younger.

    lceel ‘Uncle Lou’s last blog post..Sunday, sunday, so good to me

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    avatar loralee says:

    @Iceel

    BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  17. 18
    avatar Melain says:

    YIKES. Talk about talentless! Who convinced her THAT wouldn’t be embarassing?!

    Melains last blog post..…So SEXY it HURTS!

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    avatar Amber says:

    Eric and I listened to most of the album one day, partly because we were intrigued by the fact that it’s mostly Tom Waits songs. We weren’t immediately turned off by her voice, but the verdict (and the reason we only listened to most of the album) was that we’d both rather just listen to Tom Waits.

    Ambers last blog post..Three Cheers for Poor Planning

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    avatar Camille says:

    The line between actress and artist is becoming more blurred every day, and it makes me feel like I need new contact lenses.

    Camilles last blog post..Let Me Tell You About the Time I Faced Death in a Pristine Bathroom

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    avatar ali says:

    yeah – i wrote about this a few weeks ago. covering Tom Waits was just a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad idea.

    alis last blog post..growth and growth?

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    avatar 180/360 says:

    SO I just read about this in our newspaper. I’m dying to hear her sing. Covering Tom Waits is definitely a strange way to launch a music career.

    180/360s last blog post..Weekend Update: Will the Real 180 Please Stand Up?