Remember how I lost a role that I loved last week? ( It kinda blew chunks for those just tuning in.)
Today I had a “Close door, open window” moment.
I got a phone call from the very sweet assistant director who held my hand through the whole ordeal. She told me that she was participating in the summer stock season of an adorable lakeside theater about an hour away from my house and asked if I would have any interest in splitting a role with her because she is so busy she can’t commit to every performance over three months.
Dude.
I have always wanted to work in this particular theater. It’s small (About 300 seats) and it is a hand built log theater that a family founded about 40 years ago. I love it. I always have, since I was a kid. I just never really thought I could work it into my schedule or pay that much for gas. However, since I am splitting the performances, it will be a manageable 15 shows and since I’m getting paid, the gas point is moot.
The role is in Thoroughly Modern Millie as the eccentric diva, Muzzy (Typecasting, anyone?). Problems? She is in her late 40’s, and is basically supposed to be a bigger diva than Ella Fitzgerald and Aretha Franklin combined. You can check out the big number I’ll be singing if you care to. This is a crappy recording, but the actress is a pretty damn good Muzzy (Still a bit young, though.)
A real show stopper, no?
I can’t help but be a little nervous. I know that I am in my early 30’s and am a thin-ish white opera singer that lives in a house built by dairy hands in their spare time, but given that I live in a totally homogenized section of the country, you are doing awesome if you can find a female that isn’t blond, blue eyed and dainty featured.
Even though I was fairly confident I would be cast due to the strong recommendation of my friend, the people in charge still had to hear me in person, so last night I stopped by the director and producer’s house and sang. The role is heavy, jazzy, low and sultry, so I sang few stanzas of a jazzed up version of “Summertime” that I sing about an octave and a half down from the original key because that is the only remotely appropriate styled song I knew. The role uses the belt technique, which is usually harder for me, but the key is so dang low (my comfort zone) that I have little to no issues.
The producer was lovely. She recognized me from The King and I and she said, “I would be standing back stage and this glorious presence and VOICE would glide by.” (FYI, hearing that is much better for your psyche than auditioning when you know that the person doesn’t really dig your sound. Just so you know.)
They must have liked it because I got the call just now that the role is mine and my first rehearsal is tonight.
Even though in so many ways, I am not right for the role, I am really excited because it is TOTALLY different from classical or the musical theater that I usually do. I will get to channel my inner bluesy lounge singer and I will also have something to drag my ass out of the house and work at.
I have never seen the movie, heard the music before yesterday, nada. The cast has already been in rehearsals for almost 8 weeks. My opening performance is June 19th, which means that I have about a month to get this role down.
That is not a long time, people.
Wish me luck. (Don’t tell me to “Break a leg”. With my luck, Karma would probably translate that literally)


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Congratulations,Good luck, and break nothing. :)
Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..The Peen Magnet
Oh, you sing…how wonderful! (can you tell I’m new around these parts?)
Good luck!
I am so freakin excited for you!!
And where can I buy tickets? I am a musical fanatic! I must see this!
Please send me the details ASAP!!
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Congrats! My husband always says “things just work themselves out” which, sure, he didn’t think up or anything but he does say it an awfully lot. I never (no, really, never) believe him, but whenever I hear stories like this, I can always hear him saying, with a smug look on his face, “See! Worked out! I’m a genius.”
He’s obnoxious but he’s also got a point.
I’m so glad this worked out for you. The theater sounds incredible.
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Congratulations! I know you can pull it off!! G
Jill (CDJ)s last blog post..WTF? Wedneday – The Real Estate Edition
I freaking LOVE TTM. Best show ever! You’ll be so so awesome as Muzzy.
how about “knock ‘em dead!”
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That is such a cute little playhouse. I’m so glad that role opened up for you! TMM is one of my favorite films. So funny! Though I’ve never seen the stage version I’ve always wanted to. Yay!!
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Congratulations!!!!
I just KNOW that you are totally going to rock that role. It was meant to be! Good luck.
That’s excellent.
I have a flapper dress you can borrow.
Um.
Wait… NO I DON’T!
jon deals last blog post..That Special TIme
oh yay! I’m so excited for you. I just saw TMM for the first time about a month ago. Loved it.
Enjoy!
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Girl…you are a STAR! Congratulations & I know you will do great. Look how things turn out…
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Congratulations! You will still be able to attend BlogHer, won’t you?
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Delurking to say “Yay!!!” – sounds wonderful.
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Congrats! That is so awesome for you. Now I need to find an opportunity to get way up there and see you perform!
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Tittays! Have fun with it!
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That’s great!! Congrats!!
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This is one of my favorite movies. Ever. Just so you know…
I can’t remember the music. I just remember that she wanted smaller breast so she could wear the flapper style dress and the BEADS that hung straight down.
Oh and there is a SURPRISE at the end. I can’t say because you haven’t seen it.
LOVE LOVE LOVE it!
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Way to go sister friend!! I wish I could come watch you knock ‘em dead.
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Congrats!
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Pickleville? My first date was there…
Hope you have a wonderful time!
you will rock the house, girl. go you!!!
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I am SO EXCITED FOR YOU.
I sound like a dying cat when I sing, so I appreciate those that DO NOT.
Go YOU!
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Whoo! Congratulations. And good luck.
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My daughter goes to a Fine Arts school and she was part of the cast of TMM at her school. You definitely have a, how shall we delicately put this…um, uh a meaty role. But a fine one. If you want any help. I give you Daughter’s cell number and she can rehearse with you over the phone….SKYPE rules. It saw us through 5 months of her in Africa, it might just work to practice.
Good luck! You will knock them flat!
Just get outta the damn scrubs now k?
XO
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GOOD LUCK!!!!!
I’ll make you a few more tubs of the buttercream—that will get you on the road to diva-sized proportions. A tub of buttercream a day will keep the skinny away!
P.S. When are you going to post a clip of you singing something????????????
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So excited for you! Fun and a positive boost for the ego. Good luck!
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GO YOU!
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Great news! I’m so coming to see you.
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Woo hoo! That’s great news. Now get on it. You got a lot to memorize. :) You will do an awesome job. I just know it.
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Yahoo!!! What a great opportunity!
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YAY for you! Huzzah for those windows – and they open just when we need them.
Congratulations!
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Yesss…I just might be stopping through Utah on my way back from Canada, and wouldn’t it be fabulous if I could see you perform? In person? REal life???? I’m stoked about this. COngrats!
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YIPPEE ZIPPEE
have been lurkin ya for a few weeks. oh, alright then, QUITE A FEW weeks lol.
ecstatic for ya. sending da good vibes your way baby.
knock ‘em dead
mwah
katie in new zealand X
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I love thoroughly modern millie!
You rock!
Oh! That is so exciting! I am thrilled for you. :)
Wow, is it really that undiverse there? I might be sheltered living in a pretty diverse area, but I am always surprised to hear about places that aren’t.
I hope someone tapes your performance!
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Congratulations! That. Is. AWESOME! Thoroughly Modern Millie is awesome as well. You! A diva! Who would have suspected! Hahahaha…
@Sparklie
Well, I do live in a pretty small area. Our valley clocks in at just over 100,000. There actually is a large Latino population and a smallish Asian population (Because of the University). Probably the lowest population is African American and almost all of them attend USU. It’s more diverse in Salt Lake, but not by much.
The main problem is that I haven’t met many that do musicals or theater.
You will do that role Fabulously! (Your tall-ness will replace the largeness!) And your big voice will rock the house! That sounds like sooo much fun!!!!!
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congrats!! i myself have had one of those open window moments. i finally gave in and let my dad use his influence to get me a job interview. while the chances are still thin that i’ll get anything, at least it’s now a possibility that i get a job doing something near to what i am able to do. in other words, a part time job that has duties i have never done – like playing games with senior citizens. yeah, i don’t get it either. oh well. good luck to ya. may you end up being seen by a movie producer and granted the role of your dreams.
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Loralee,
I have seen the movie and listened to the original cast album dozens of times. This is a glorious role for a big voiced alto.
Major kudos.
I knew something would come your way. After all, as Maria would say, “When the Lord closes a door, someway He opens a window.” Sorry you opened yourself up to that one. P.S. You ARE a glorious presence and voice. I adore you, and I’m so glad you finally got a role that is worthy of your greatness. :o)
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Good Job. I LOVE those madcap screwball musical comedies. They’re as much fun to play as they are to watch.
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How exciting! that is too cool
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