One of my favorite bloggity people on the planet just found out that she is able to go to BlogHer this year.Her name is Sarah Nielsen, she does internet marketing and also writes a news column in Salt Lake City along with authoring her blog, “Tales of Wit and Charm”.
She is also currently AVAILABLE. (I would totally go out with her but I would ruin her for every one else on the planet.)
In many ways she is my polar opposite but we get along like peas and carrots. I absolutely adore her and about peed my pants with excitement when she told me she was coming to party in San Fransisco.
Here is the problem. She is a seasoned blogger but is pretty new to the whole “BlogHer” scene, and she would really like to stay at the Westin but needs a roommate or three.
Is anyone available? Do you need a roommate? Or if you are in a double would you consider letting her spoon with you? I can personally verify that she is spunky, outgoing, blunt, and totally disease free. Dooce thinks that she has alluring, curvy hair that cascades down to her bosoms, if you need a further reference.
The chick is cool.
You WANT her to be your roomie. If you don’t have the space, could you consider linking to this post on your blog and spreading the word? I’d love you forever and ever. (I can’t speak for Sarah. She can be fickle.)
*Sarah said that I was not allowed to post the only photo I have of us because “All you can see is my hideous double chin and your ginormous boobies”, so I have edited to protect your retinas from rupturing. If you still want to know what Sarah really looks like, click here.













I haven’t booked a room (ack!) and I only have one roomie. Have her email me if she wants.
adrias last blog post..One day down, 30 to go.
I have a roomie -but I’ll keep my ears open!!
Rhis last blog post..Friday Bullets
My roommate is my husband and I have feeling that while he’d be all in for another woman in the room with us, the wee ones we’ll have with us probably would object. Heh.
Marilyns last blog post..You Need to Read – May 10
Ok, I totally missed the fact that there are 2 beds to a room. I don’t want to spoon with either my roomie or Sarah (sorry!) but I will keep an ear out.
I’ll put the word out, for sure. I’m excited to meet you both, woot!
I’ll spread the word :)
Angellas last blog post..Bugger
ok…so i left a comment on sarah’s blog, but needed to tell you as well. your use of the word geesh on her comment section cracked me up! i say that all the time and my husband cringes every time! here’s why…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geesh
now if you scroll down to definition #5 you will see how i intend for it to be taken…but now i can’t help but thing of definitions #1 and #6 every time i say it!
geesh!
natalies last blog post..The road to nowhere starts here!
When I first saw the title I thought, “Is Loralee dumping me?!” J/K
But I would love to meet the lovely Sarah while at BlogHer.
I’m going to party so hard there!
Jill – GlossyVeneers last blog post..Full
Headless Mom is looking for a roommate.
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2008/05/needed-blogher-roommate.html
I’d offer, but then I’d be getting divorced…and I really do like my wife a lot.
Backpacking Dads last blog post..The Mundane Details
I’m excited to see so many fun bloggers going to BlogHer. I’ve been kicking the idea of going around and this definitely makes me feel more excited about the idea!
Heathers last blog post..A Teenager’s Obscene Letter of Love
Supertiff.com and I are looking for another room-mate or two. Looks like Sarah has plenty of options already, but she can send me an email if she wants. We’re always up for another spunky, outgoing, blunt, and totally disease free shopping/drinking/BloHering buddy.
Missys last blog post..Numbers
Now I am REALLY pissed I can’t make it to BlogHer. I would totally shack up with Sarah.
Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..Close Call
Sarah does not have a double chin. And I have only met you once, and dammit, I didn’t look at your boobs.
Sterkworkss last blog post..Straight to the Celestial Kingdom
You are both just dizzam hawt.
I don’t think anyone wants to share a bed with my Alex or I’d offer up.
Dawns last blog post..Mommy uniform – summer edition
I feel it would be Un-American of me if I didn’t offer to help. There are several good reasons for your friend to stay at my place. And one not so good reason.
The good
1) I have a big place. I can guarantee her her own room. So spooning need not be a necessity. Although, it doesn’t completely rule it out. Totally up to her, is all I’m saying.
2) If she feels lonely and misses Daisy, my neigbors have two pugs she can dote upon. Alas, the dogs still posess both of their eyes… but if she asks them nicely, I’m sure they won’t mind her removing one.
3) I cook. I am vaguely aware of her (in)abilities, vis a vis the kitchen. I am more than willing to cook for her.
There is one drawback, though: The commute is a bitch. I’m willing to drive her as far as Tulsa each morning, but she’s gonna have to thumb the rest of the way.
I know we’ll have such a good time, and I’m sure when it’s over we’ll be just like SISTERS!
Adams last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day!
Oh my goodness that Adam is so freaking helpful. Where do you find them? Sigh.
Erikas last blog post..I Made This
I think Adam’s place is the way to go!
Sarahs last blog post..Mum Day
Yeah, like Marilyn, my husband is my roomie. And our kids.
But I’ll keep my ears open.
I don’t have anything witty to say.
Christines last blog post..Dream House
I think after a post like that – she owes you lunch.. especially because of the justice you did the photo.
I would totally room w/Sara due to our similarities. I am new to BlogHer, new as in NEVER BEEN, and doesn’t look like I am going this year. And I, too, have cascading blonde hair down to my bosom. I saw Sara and Dooce and Dooce DH’s interview, so I know she has the cascading hair. I also think we could have good fun making fun of YouTube wack job,Trisha Walsh Smith, although I am beginning to feel a deminutive amount of empathy for her right now. Have fun girls!
Chrissy aka SpoiledMoms last blog post..Winner For Friday Freebie
Did Sarah find a roommate?
My roommate can no longer attend, so I am available and looking!
I do not have long, cascading blonde hair to my bosom. Sadly.