See Jane.
See Jane work. See Jane scurry.
Busy, busy Jane.
See Jane. See Jane drive. See Jane drive and drive and drive.
See Jane have a bad day.
Poor, poor Jane.
See snow. See ice. See Jane’s car get stuck in snow and ice.
See Jane fall on ice shoveling car out of snow.
Hear Jane.
Hear Jane yell! Hear Jane say naughty, naughty words!
Bad, bad Jane.
See Dick.
See Dick come home.
See Dick come home from working all day.
Tired, tired Dick.
See Dick come home to upset Jane.
See Dick confused at period-afflicted, hormone-warped Jane.
Poor, poor Dick.
See Jane and Dick.
See Jane and Dick fight.
Mad Jane.
Frustrated Dick.
See Dick.
See Dick watching basketball.
See Jane buy Midol.
See Basketball team win.
See Jane cool down.
See Dick cool down.
See Dick and Jane.
She Dick and Jane apologize.
See Jane tell Dick that he is good.
See Jane be a wicked, wicked girl.
See Dick.
Dick is happy.
See Dick. See Jane.
Dick and Jane are busy.
See Spot.
See spot outside.
Spot is busy.
Hear Spot.
Hear Spot outside having grody animal love.
Bad, bad Spot!
See Spot interrupt good boy Dick and wicked girl, Jane.
See Dick fume.
See Jane laugh.
Run, Spot, run!
Michelle at Scribbit says:
So THAT’S how it is over there
I always suspected it was wild.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:19 am
loralee says:
HA!
Your comment reminds me of that scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off;
“So THAT’S how it is that family”
Gotta love Ed Rooney
February 6th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Kimberly says:
I’m confused.
1) Who is the dog? (always a question)
2) Were Dick and Jane having grody animal love too?
3) Did Dick and/or Jane chase Spot after he interrupted? (interrupted what? see question #2)
4) If yes to #2 & #3, was there clothing on for the chase?
5) If no for question #5, are there pictures?
February 6th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Jennifer says:
Well thank goodness everyone was having a good time *wink, wink*!
February 6th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Erika says:
I second Kimberly, and I think I love her.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Amy says:
Hahahaha!
Dirty jane.
I love it!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Erin Evans Taylor says:
I’m glad you got some! I’ve been sick!!!! Poor Merritt. Poor, Poor, Merritt.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am
mchristensen says:
Fun with Dick and Jane.
Spot on.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
natalie says:
We have a ‘best of Dick and Jane’ storybook. This chapter is not included and it is way better than the others…hmmmm…I wonder why it was left out.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Gretchen says:
“See Jane be a wicked, wicked girl.” Bwahahah!
Thanks for the giggle!
February 6th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Jamie says:
Nothing ruins the mood like grody animal love! Ewwww Spot!
Thank God for Midol. And wine.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Pink says:
i’m wondering if spot and grody love making are euphamisms for people i know.
dirty!!!!!!
now i’m horrified and scarred for life.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Rachel says:
Wow. That’s all I can say. And I second Erika and Kimberly.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
loralee says:
Hee.
Kimberly:
1. Spot is a cat. A cat named Wilbur. A cat named Wilbur that is such a freaking HO I made her a Scarlett A collar.
Wilbur is also a girl. (I’m not helping with the confusion, am I?)
She has lots of boyfriends and seems to like to have grody group animal love right outside our bedroom window.
My husband is not fond of my cat.
2. Maybe. (Grin)
3. No, but there were shoes thrown.
4. Yes.
5. See answer #2
February 6th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Angella says:
Thanks for the chuckle
February 6th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Davie says:
So, when you say Dick you mean husband.
Getting a little confused with the lingo, especially “happy Dick”.
Why is it when I fight with my wife I never end up a happy Dick? I usually end up a lonely Dick.
Must be the Midol.
Where does a Dick get him some Midol?
February 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Secret Agent Mama says:
You don’t even KNOW how much I loved this!!
February 6th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Christine says:
I don’t know what made me laugh more, the “adventures” of Dick and Jane or the fact that you used the word grody. I haven’t heard that in soooo long.
Can I say I wanna bring grody back without sounding like a freak? Probably not.
February 6th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Melanie at Beanpaste says:
I absolutely loved this but must say…DUDE: weren’t Dick and Jane brother and sister?
Bad, BAD Jane.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
holli says:
OMG - so spot got turned on by all the action????
WAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA
overload!! overload!!! overload!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Sharon says:
See Sharon laugh.
See Sharon spit Diet Pepsi all over her keyboard.
Messy Sharon.
Naughty Loralee!
February 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Redneck Mommy says:
So a howling pussy interrupted Dick’s fun time with dirty Jane?
Poor Dick.
Poor Jane.
At least Spot got lucky.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
HRH says:
Yeah for Dick and Jane.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:14 am
AMomTwoBoys says:
So that was hilarious and then Davie’s response made it that much more entertaining. And then comes in Redneck Mommy. Always good for a chuckle.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:21 pm