LORALEE:
Hey, Sweetpea. Hope you’re having a good day. I’m calling to tell you that I got the kid’s lunches paid for through January.
JON:
That’s good. I hate making lunches every day.
LORALEE:
Me, too. Well…I’ll letcha go. OH! Before I forget, next Saturday I’ve been invited to a cookie exchange by Mary Ellen. There will be 10 of us at the party, so I have to make 10 dozen of my coconut shortbread thumbprint cookies. We take a dozen from each person. That way we only have to make one recipe, but we’ll end up with 10 dozen different Christmas goodies! So it’s all good. You don’t have to worry about the holiday baking.
JON:
WHEW! Is THAT ever a load off my mind! Because you know how much I stress over holiday baking!
LORALEE:
You should. It’s all part of my master plan to slowly kill you by hardening your arteries.
JON:
So you can inherit all my worldly goods?
LORALEE:
Yup. I totally married you for the money. You’re just realizing I’m a gold digger?
JON:
Honey? I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but you are a pretty shitty gold digger.
LORALEE:
Hey, I never said I was good at it, but a girl has to have goals, ya know?
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Funny!
Heeheehee!
Hilarious! I swear, Jeremy and I could have had that conversation! I like to feed my hubs lots of yummies too! Reason being: the fatter he is, the thinner I look!
I want to be a gold digger! Unfortunately, Mr G. has about as much money as I do right now. Can I take lessons, LL, because I must be doing something very, very wrong…
Cookie exchange sounds good in theory, but I know that I’d eat all of the fing cookies I got. I’m gluttonous like that.
I guess Jon is grateful your goal isn’t to be a widow
You two are funny :)
You guys are so sweet.
i made cherry-apricot-sultana-almond flapjacks yesterday and they were to die for. if i didn’t live so far away, i’d offer to swap for your “coconut shortbread thumbprint cookies” (recipe pleeease!).
um, yeah… gold digging… i never was much good at it myself either :(
Vx
insomniac here…just wanting to say hi…thought i’d delurk for the moment…i need to get your makeup…haven’t found anyone who will let me!!! (no one returned my emails or phonecalls–i just want to the magic–dish woman!)
kluvyoubye
ha ha ha. shitty gold digger.
that’s funny.
Sharon & hairyshoefairy: It was pretty funny.
charli: Oh, I so hear you on this one. Jon makes me look pretty tiny. :D
Doug:Oh, Dougie. You and I are food soulmates. I will munch on cookies on your behalf.
Amanda: Oh, he is way to self-confident to think that he could ever die.
Angella: We try. ;)
Holly: THANK YOU!
Vanessa:Man, does that sound good. I will probably do a recipe post when I bake them. :)
Mandi:I have her personal contact info and I sent her an email with all your info. I love this stuff. It rocks. I miss you. I wuv you.
Snot. Didn’t see ya there, Jess. You must have commented when I was writing.
It was way good to see you today. (STILL am laughing at “The Date”!)
This conversation is fantastic.
P.S. – Cookie exchange? That sounds like so much fun!
ah – to be honest.
:)
muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
okay – I was only laughing at that on my account, not because of what you wrote… and you’re one of the few people who would get that.
wtf, I make no sense even in comments.
Angela-It should be a fun time. I confess that I am not a baker (WAY too precise for my taste) so I am not totally looking forward to making 10 dozen cookies. It’s a bit overwhelming!
Holli: I.TOTALLY.GET.IT. (And I’m laughing my ass off!)
Thanks for commenting on my blog. I Like your blog too…. You look like you like blogging as much as I do too! I like a girl with no shame. :)
And I married my husband for his body.