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Sideblog: There should kinder, gentler names for STDS

I’m voting for “The Fire Swamp” and “The Pit of Despair”. (I’m just sayin’…)

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    avatar Jail Bait says:

    I totally agree that is so much better. I mean you can use it in so many sentences. Like, the crack-whore has a “Fire Swamp” or she is one “Pit of Despair”. I like it

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    The only other alternative that came to my mind was “crotch-rot” and that is just so tacky and in no way more gentle. How about bootie cooties?

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    avatar loralee says:

    Jaimee, although, when you think of it? Aren’t STDS the epitome of tacky????? :)

    My friend says “Butt Heebies”. It slays me. Because, ya know, I’m really a 10-year-old boy.

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    LOL “butt heebies” I guess Im 10 too!!

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    avatar Davie says:

    How about “crack critters” and “wiener meanies”

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    avatar jess says:

    well along these lines, how about kinder names for the genitalia? i mean come ON. penis? yuck. vagina? even worse.

    they couldn’t have picked normal words, like, arm or leg???

    i have a hard time believing the arm and the leg were named before the boy and girl parts.