I’m voting for “The Fire Swamp” and “The Pit of Despair”. (I’m just sayin’…)
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I’m voting for “The Fire Swamp” and “The Pit of Despair”. (I’m just sayin’…)
Jail Bait says:
I totally agree that is so much better. I mean you can use it in so many sentences. Like, the crack-whore has a “Fire Swamp” or she is one “Pit of Despair”. I like it
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 am
Jaimee - PeachyQueen says:
The only other alternative that came to my mind was “crotch-rot” and that is just so tacky and in no way more gentle. How about bootie cooties?
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:04 am
loralee says:
Jaimee, although, when you think of it? Aren’t STDS the epitome of tacky?????
My friend says “Butt Heebies”. It slays me. Because, ya know, I’m really a 10-year-old boy.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:40 am
Jaimee - PeachyQueen says:
LOL “butt heebies” I guess Im 10 too!!
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 am
Davie says:
How about “crack critters” and “wiener meanies”
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
jess says:
well along these lines, how about kinder names for the genitalia? i mean come ON. penis? yuck. vagina? even worse.
they couldn’t have picked normal words, like, arm or leg???
i have a hard time believing the arm and the leg were named before the boy and girl parts.
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:09 pm