There is something you should know about Utah Mormons. They are fond of wearing brightly colored matching t-shirts at family reunions,when they travel en mass to amusement parks, or take the whole clan on vacation. Usually there is some “Catchy” little saying on it like “The Furgeson Clan! Doing GREAT In 2008!!!!”
It makes me shudder.
My mother is coming on our trip to California with our family and she came over today to help me prepare.
“Do they still have that custom made T-Shirt shop on main street?”
“No. It closed down…..WHY DO YOU ASK??”
“Oh, I thought it would be fun to get matching bright pink shirts that say, “I Love Wheat Storage” to wear to Disneyland and embarrass you to death.”
Who knew my mother could be so diabolical? So sinister?? So witty???
She totally just went up in my estimation.