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ridin’ w/ Laree & textin’ on the road

June 29, 2007 By loralee 5 Comments

Hello, stealthy ninja friend Karen here.

I’ve been instructed to inform all you looney folks that Lo has left for her wonderful & eagerly anticipated family reunion with her mother. She is a happy girl.

Since I have her blog right now, along with the coveted password, I’m going to share the delightful texts we’ve exchanged so far.

I’m waitin at the DMV. What joy. Hope your trip is not as long as this!

Lo: Oh the humanity! My trip has just begun. ug. We can both feel each others pain!

Me: Good times, like fer shur! haha. I just channeled a valley grl.

Lo: Yea well my mother just freaking pulled over off the highway because she has a stupid potato ship stuck in her teeth! I want to die.

Me: LMAO

Lo: :(

Lo: OMG. I just walked into the mens bathroom! I was distracted by the frustration of helping my mom open the trunk and a guy was urinating in the urinals! Ack! Help me.

Me: I hope you marched right over and told him 2 watch the splash. It’s a bitch to clean. And seriously… this could only happen 2 u. haha

Lo: It was so scarring. It makes he whole “I’m a fifteen year old hiding in the bathroom at lagoon because I realized my boyfriend has a boner!” pale in comparison!

p.s. Loralee’s blog is a bitch to post with… this is the 3rd attempt!

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Sideblog: EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

June 29, 2007 By loralee 2 Comments

These may possibly be the freaking cutest things.i.have.ever.seen.

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When we were in California, I mentioned that we went to eat at a restaurant at the end of the Oceanside Pier. It was the end of a very long and crazy day at a wedding and then followed by playing on the beach. We went back to the hotel and quickly changed for dinner before everything closed down.

Everything was so crazy, I wasn’t paying much attention to anything.

We had about an hour wait for a table at the restaurant, so we hung out and looked at the fisherman catching small sharks and the sunset over the ocean. While I was looking at the barnacles clinging to the bottom of the pier posts, I noticed that James was wearing AWFULLY long pants.

“James? What size pants are those?”

“I don’t know.”

“I’ve never seen them before. How big are they in the waist?”

He lifted up his shirt to show me and suddenly the light went on.

“JAMES RHETT! WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY JEANS?!!!!!!!!”

“I didn’t know they were your jeans. They were sitting on the chair by the desk.”

“Why would you wear jeans that were so big, then?”

“Well, my inner-guy voice said they were comfortable and that I wouldn’t have to move all of Christopher’s bags off of mine to find my jeans and my inner-girl voice thought that they were cute.”

I looked at Jon.

“Hey, don’t look at me. I don’t have an inner-girl voice.“