The edition of The National Enquirer that has my photos in it hit newsstands today.It’s on the back cover, and I think it turned out OK. They paid me well, so I have no complaints. I’m putting it here so that y’all don’t have to run out like dorks and buy a copy. (Unless you want to, of course.)
For the first time in my life, I purchased a tabloid. Why did that feel like more of an occasion than actually having MY NAME in one??