I promise that this is the last you will have to hear about this particular segment of my life.
The edition of The National Enquirer that has my photos in it hit newsstands today.
It’s on the back cover, and I think it turned out OK. They paid me well, so I have no complaints. I’m putting it here so that y’all don’t have to run out like dorks and buy a copy. (Unless you want to, of course.)
For the first time in my life, I purchased a tabloid. Why did that feel like more of an occasion than actually having MY NAME in one??
The edition of The National Enquirer that has my photos in it hit newsstands today.
It’s on the back cover, and I think it turned out OK. They paid me well, so I have no complaints. I’m putting it here so that y’all don’t have to run out like dorks and buy a copy. (Unless you want to, of course.)
For the first time in my life, I purchased a tabloid. Why did that feel like more of an occasion than actually having MY NAME in one??
I feel dirty. Mind you, not dirty enough to keep me from hanging a copy on my wall and using this very weird fact about myself at parties.
Sigh.
;)
I cannot wait to send this to my friends and fam. My photo is in the Enquirer!
Another famous moment for Loralee!
Yeah!!!!
Every Christmas, my Grandma would stuff an Enquirer in my stocking. She believed every word and said Santa wanted me to as well.
But never did I believe the stories to be true. Until now. If only dear Grandma were still alive to see the day. Sniff…
Scenerio…
Loralee and I walking through huge mega store which shall remain nameless.
My phone rings, and I answer. It is my dad. Were all excited that we are purchasing said Enquirer and I say, “Dad, your daughter is famous! My picture is in the Enquirer today!”
My dad, “Um, that is NOT the type of magazine you want to make you famous.” Then he laughs.
I laughed a lot over this comment.
Um, a typo in my last comment. I HATE doing that. /sigh
LOL! I think this is a fun fact to share at parties! Did you sign the pic? ;)
:)
How can that story be in the NE anyway? It’s true.
Did they make up something about him being raped by a Yeti, or abducted by probe-happy aliens?
whooohooo!! YOU’RE almost FAMOUS!! And I have to agree w/ Alex, what’s the catch? It really happened…what does the NE want with a TRUE story? (insert eerie music here)
OH BTW, I love LOVE love LOVE your dress!! I’m so incredibly jealous!
you are H.O.T.T.
I am totally buying a copy. Dirty filthy feeling be damned.
I love the title an ex-Dead roadie
Congratulations on being famous, in yet a another media realm.
That’s freakin’ awesome. You’re like…famous n’ stuff.
I picked that issue up at the grocery store two days ago, thinking “oh! Loralee’s pictures must be coming out soon” but couldn’t find them for some reason. Maybe because while flipping through I was trying to look like I wasn’t actually flipping through a tabloid. Now I’m going back to buy it. :)
Okay, pictures you TOOK of OTHER people. I was staring and staring and thinking – I don’t see her? Did she meet this lawnmower man? Is she the faded out person on the left page and she took out a full page ad for a cd??? Surely we would get a better shot than that???
K – It’s before noon and I haven’t had my sugar yet. FFFFFFwhatever.
I’m slow.
Now I see – and that is coolness!!
I’m so buying that!
*runs out to buy enquirer and to tell all her friends she knows this chick who wrote the back page or something to that effect*
I’m so happy for you Loralee!
That is SO COOL! Seriously, I’m breaking my “no celeb news” resolution to see your pic.
I hear Natalie Portman is having Bigfoot’s baby.
Hey, how do you pluralize Bigfoot?
Are they Bigfoots or Bigfeet?
People seem to be confusing the Enquirer with Weekly World News. Very, very different. The latter is the one that features Bigfoot, aliens, and Elvis.
ummm, ok where are u in there? I am blind or something, I wish I’d been keeping up to date more because I so would have bought a copy, just to see you in print! wow!
actually, that kinda scarily sounded like a stalker and we all know you don’t need another one of those (teehee). Nah, I’m just as excited for you though as if you were me.
Wonder if it’s still on stands, remember seeing that cover…..
If not, can you email me with a notation the picture of it? thanx.
Actually, I probably should have clarified. I TOOK the photos in the mag of my friends and Paul and his dog and got well paid for it. My name is on the photo credit on the upper right corner.
:)
P.S. You are no stalker. Trust me. :)
Intriguing strategy. I’m suprised I dont notice this on typically the large news sites first of all. Nicely played!