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My son after his first "Maturation Class"

I am SO not ready for this.Ug.

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  1. 1
    avatar Sharon says:

    Ok, I’ll bite… exactly what is a ‘maturation class’?

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    avatar glittersmama says:

    Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

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    avatar Loralee Choate says:

    Sharon,

    It is the class you take in 5 & 6th grade that talked about puberty, sex, and everything in between.

    I had to laugh at his face, though. He walked around like this the rest of the afternoon. No kidding. He knows a lot (Because we talk to him), but I think there were quite a few things that were quite a shock.

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    avatar Loralee Choate says:

    Or, you can say it like glittersmama.
    (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) Much more more to the point. Kudos, GM…

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    avatar SparklieSunShine says:

    That face is priceless. I still remember when I first found out what sex actually was. I thought it was so gross.

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    avatar gradschoolknitter says:

    oh dear… I always went to Catholic schools so the most we ever heard about sex was that you shouldn’t ever do it unless you’re married and trying to make babies…

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    avatar Davie says:

    For a second I thought that read Masturbation Class and Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders had found a new career in Utah.

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    avatar Diogo Lyra says:

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    avatar Jess says:

    hahaha. i still remember the day i told my kids about sex. jenna cried because she doesn’t want to grow boobs and jake giggled because he found the whole concept hilarious.

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    avatar Loralee says:

    Last year I tried to show small child National Geographic’s program, “Inside the Womb.” It talks about it ALL.

    All small child seemed to get out of it was this: That embryos look weird and how much they look like space aliens.

    He uttered this about twenty times. I turned it off about a half an hour in. Sigh.

    We’ll try again this year.

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    avatar Loralee Choate says:

    My friends son had the BEST reaction from “The talk”. They carefully explained everything to him in a very good, calm, logical manner. When they were done they asked him if he had any questions about anything. He said, “Yea, I do. What’s a computer virus?”

    I pee’d myself.

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    avatar Alecia says:

    That’s hilarious. What a cutie!