My parent’s golden wedding anniversary is at the end of May and we spent some time discussing the plans for the reception they are having. After we touched on cakes, invitations, menus and location, we began to discuss music. My mother said that she already had a slew of ideas that she wanted to implement.
“I would love our whole family to sing “We are the world”.”
“It’s just such a happy, upbeat song and I’ve always liked it”.
I was trying to comprehend all the levels of hell that could spring from THAT statement when my sister uttered words that I think I just might have to have her drawn and quartered for.
“No, Mom. I really think a better idea would be to have Loralee sing, “Wind Beneath My Wings”.
“Oh, that is a WONDERFUL IDEA!!!!!!! Let’s do that!”
My sister will pay, oh yes. I do not know when. I do not know how, but she will pay.
As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again!!!