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My agreement to sell three photos to The National Enquirer is complete.
The photos in question are of Paul, the man traveling across the country on a lawn mower with his dog, Yoda. I received fair compensation, a photo credit and the largest photo they are using features my three friends Michelle, Karen, and Brigitte.Where I get to have a photo credit in the National Enquirer, they get to BE in the National inquirer! Give me a great big TEE HEE here.
While I do have moments of wondering if my eternal soul will burn for this transaction, I also met Paul and know he would be “tickled” (Thanks for pointing out it said “Ticked” originally, Froyd)to death to be in the paper. Of course, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so what the freak do I know?
I’ll let you know when I get a firm publish date.
Charli says:
I knew that was the picture! I just knew it- breaking news and all!!!
March 6th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Michelle says:
I know this says something about all of us as well as our collective relationship, I just haven’t figured out exactly what it says…
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Yeah, it’s too much for my head. Froyd, Alex, care to illuminate us?
March 6th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Alex says:
Yay for exploiting the homeless for personal material gain!
March 6th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Jessie says:
You are destined for greatness, Loralee!!! (and maybe hell too, but…) :)-
March 6th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Froyd says:
Ok, question here: would he be “ticked” to death(as you have it) or “tickled” to death as it MAYBE should be read?
Because it drastically changes that paragraph.
March 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Davie says:
Hmm…
There is a certain bit or irony to that Froyd.
I think you may have answered your own question LL.
And how ironic that Froyd is pointing out Freudian slips.
March 6th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Loralee Choate says:
Awe, give a girl a break. I posted this in about 30 seconds before running off to be subjected to laughing gas, needles, and drills.
My face hurts.
Ow.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:29 am
Froyd says:
Well, now that you’ve corrected it, I think it’s safe to say that you and everyone else that was with you that day when the pictures were taken are going to go straight to hell.
Sorry, but that’s the way the homeless man’s teeth fall.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:30 am
Karen says:
I am not going to hell… I’ll have you know that I was giving the homeless man food!
March 7th, 2007 at 1:32 am
Bridge says:
I was already going to hell! So no problem there.
Get me the issue babe!!!
March 7th, 2007 at 2:24 am
Pink Drama says:
as long as you do something good with part of the proceeds that you receive from the photograph, then all should be well. you know, donate an amount to charity or a church. even better, buy like 10 boxes of girl scout cookies and donate the equal amount to church. that way you’re doing something good for everyone.
March 7th, 2007 at 3:18 am
Loralee Choate says:
OOOOHHH!!
A reason to purchase more Thin Mints.
MMMMMM…
March 7th, 2007 at 4:30 am
Loralee says:
Or you could donate the proceeds to a homeless shelter to help people like Paul out. Just a thought.
March 7th, 2007 at 4:34 am
Froyd says:
or you could donate the proceeds to the “keep froyd from being homeless” fund. It’s a very charitable organization.
March 7th, 2007 at 5:01 am
Sharon says:
I think you did a lot for that homeless man. You gave him lots of food, some money, and didn’t you also give him some warm clothing?
Don’t mind Froyd. He’s actually a teddy bear in disguise…
March 7th, 2007 at 5:27 am
Alex says:
Sharon’s seen the hairy naked pictures of Froyd, too?
Poor dear. You’ll be able to fully suppress that memory some day.
March 7th, 2007 at 6:06 am
Loralee Choate says:
I wish that I could say that I was a non-materialistic angel that would give the money away. Nope, it’s helping me go to Europe or go towards a car.
I know, I know. But at least I’m admitting it.
March 7th, 2007 at 6:48 am
Loralee says:
Sharon is right about LL feeding, clothing and being kind to Paul. Most people would’ve driven right by without looking at him. However, I would hate to think that she’s right, that kindness and charibility give one human being a sense of entitlement over another.
I’m just saying . . .
March 7th, 2007 at 5:51 pm