Dudes!
(And dudettes. This is an equal opportunity blog after all.)\
I'm soooo excited. Every year at this time, Neil from Citizen of the Month has an internet "Christmahanukwanzaakah" concert. Bloggers sign up to sing, play, or hum a holiday ditty and post it on the internet for Neil to link to.IT IS ALL KINDS OF AWESOME and sooooo much fun to listen to. It's my first year participating and I think you should, too! GET THEE TO NEIL'S BLOG AND PUT YOUR SELECTION AND JOHN HANCOCK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!
(And seriously? There are ALL levels of talent so none of that crap about how you aren't musical. I'm still waiting for someone to play the spoons, because THAT? Would rock.)
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I tend to dwell.
I dwell a lot.
Insomnia tends to exacerbate the issue.
Unfortunately, I tend to give myself tasty hunks of stupid to dwell on quite a lot, dammit.
Tonight, however, I get to dwell on more than just my lameness because my husband just made “Man Cleavage” to cheer me up. Uh…It didn’t work. Actually, it made me vomit a little in my mouth.
Great. Now I’m going to add how wrong hairy, man-boobs are to my “To-Dwell” list.
Bleck.
Sharon says:
Insomnia must be catchy… I have it, too…
February 5th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Erin says:
interestingly we blogged on the same subject today. The insomnia that is, not the hairy man boobs… (I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…)
February 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Natasha says:
Our Jonathans are more similar than we thought. Except my Jonathan’s man cleavage is relatively hairless. You should show your Jonathan this page: How to Get Rid of Man Boobs
February 5th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Jonathan says:
I do protest. I wish to clarify that this cleavage I have is not so much cleavage as it is two rippling muscles forming one gigantic pec deck. I am all man baby. MAN MEAT!
February 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Natasha says:
Okay, now I just threw up a little in my mouth. Twice.
February 5th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Mark says:
Loralee, if you don’t pick up soon this blog will have to become Loralee’s LooneyPukes.
February 5th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Loralee Choate says:
Mmmm…vomit…mmmm…
Totally kidding.
I think that little lover’s spat just made my entire week.
When Jonathan surfaces from the murky depths of lurkdom it is always delightfully memorable.
Magical boobies, anyone?
GRIN.
February 5th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Natasha says:
BTW, we just had brunch with Jonathan’s mom while she on a layover in the Twin Cities, flying home to Bemidji from skiing in . . . LOGAN, UTAH.
Go figure, huh?
Magical, indeed.
February 5th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Karen says:
Hello!?! What did I say about dwelling? We need to find you a hobby. I hear knitting is relaxing.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Loralee Choate says:
Actually, Erin and I have discussed knitting. Knitting pisses me off. I tried to make a scarf once and it ended up being about 2 inches wide. I am too tightly wound to knit. I’ll just live vicariously through her knitting stories.
Natasha. SHUT UP. So, she must have been skiing at Beaver Mountain. I wonder if Paul the homeless guy on the lawnmower had moved on from the parking lot or if he was still there.
Beaver mtn. is a good little resort. It is way cheap and pretty decent. It is one of the few “Non-Shi-shi” resorts left in Utah that are still affordable.
TOO funny.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Karen says:
Okay… so kitting is out what about * basket weaving
* bird watching
* auto repair
* carpentry
* tae kwon do
* watching asian dramas because you think their fun while telling your friends your simply trying to learn the language
February 5th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Pink Drama says:
excuse me while i go bleach out my eyes.
i dwell too, which is how i ended up with an ulcer.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Loralee Choate says:
So are we talking about ME or YOU????
Can you imagine me in an auto repair class? Or around power tools???!!!
Not that it wouldn’t be fun n’ stuff, I would just fear for the safety of those around me.
That said, I started working out today. Pilates begins on Wednesday. I’m a bit afraid for Bridgy. I don’t know if she’ll survive my klutziness.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Loralee Choate says:
I had ulcers. They are so un-fun.
February 5th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Alex says:
Erm… non-hairy manboobs are just plain wrong! Someone needs to go into interior decorating or Queen Mum impersonation if they A) cannot grow hair on their chest, or B) remove the hair they are able to grow.
It’s like all those Hollywood guys who wax their asses before nude scenes. What a bunch of fags!
Men have hair. Women have a lot to say at all times. That’s how the gender divide works. Live with it or go vagitarian.
February 6th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Loralee says:
Women have hair too. Some women have LOTS of hair but, we’re all told that we’re supposed to shave, wax, electrocute it, burn it, yank it, tweeze it, pull it, dissolve it all off.
February 6th, 2007 at 2:05 am
Loralee Choate says:
I know, but seriously? I cannot handle not shaving under my arms. It is just much more hygienic. I don’t know how guys stand it.
I loath shaving my legs but that is because it is a huge area and a general pain in the ass.
February 6th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Loralee Choate says:
The eyebrows MUST be done as well. I get so ‘Burt and Ernie’s Big Fat Greek Wedding’ if I don’t wax those bad boys.
The sight my untweezed brows has made grown men shudder in fear…
That said, I have been playing around with the idea of a Brazilian wax, but I freak at having my upper lip waxed, so who knows???
I swear one day I am just going to have my whole body laser treated.
February 6th, 2007 at 3:40 am
hairyshoefairy says:
Ew gross! Hairy Man-boobs! Ick! Barfing
I love getting my eyebrows tweezed. I actually think it feels kinda good. Weird, I know.
February 6th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Charli says:
Okay, that is IT! We all have these posts about how hairy we are, and I am telling you- I am THE hairiest (most hairy?) blond out there! I had this idea, where we all grow out or eyebrows for like three weeks and take pictures, and see who is the worst. Oh, and maybe or legs too. I’d say the uh, Brazilian area too, but I don’t do internet porn… of myself that is!
February 7th, 2007 at 7:06 am
Loralee says:
I would win for hairiest woman. Hands downs. I once had an electrologist say to me, “Wow. Your hair is so course. I have to up to voltage and leave it on double the time.” AND my eyebrows are already grown out. Aha! Beat that ladies!
February 7th, 2007 at 7:44 am
Loralee Choate says:
Oh, I think that is hilarious. You couldn’t pay me enough to go a month hairy. I had to endure EIGHT months with no shaving because I was on blood thinners and it was HELL ON EARTH.
I am thinking I will call “Mighty Eyebrows” LL2. That made me sputter in delight.
February 7th, 2007 at 8:46 am