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So funny I am still trying to recover

I was at Bridgy’s with friends for New Years Eve and witnessed the following exchange:

Jess, Bridgy’s best friend of 25 years, had her 7-year-old son run up to her in horrified disgust.

“Mom! Did you know that “Billy” still wears diapers EVERY NIGHT?”

“So?! Billy, that is not a nice thing to say! Billy is your friend and it shouldn’t matter if he wears a diaper or not. I mean, Brigitte has anal leakage every day and I still talk to her!”

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  1. 1
    avatar Anonymous says:

    TRUE STORY!!

    i may have totally deserved the ice cubes that were poured down the back of my pants.

    hahahhhah

  2. 2
    avatar Bridge says:

    She TOTALLY deserved the ice cubes…

    Not to all others… I do NOT have anal leakage. I just have friends that need to get smacked.

    HAHA. I am sure this story will get repeated every year from now on.

    Why me?

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    avatar Charli says:

    Um, I am too visual of a person for that story… I’m sure you have a very nice anus and all, Bridge, but it took me a second to smarten up and not be visualizing an actual LEAKING ANUS! Gross. Ver. Very. Gross. Teehee.

    And someone should tell Jess’s daughter that one day SHE will have to wear diapers again- especially at night! And that she will also be CHANGING her mom’s diapers when she is old and no longer in control of uh, her contol…