…The exterior of your house looks like this:Yes, this would be the front of my house. I am really digging how white trash it looks right now. Note the attractive toilet tank on the ground. MMM…We have already made FOUR trips to the dump and look at what remains. There is still quite a bit to rip up. Yippee Skippee.I think that the hood of my ’83 wagon just adds to the ambiance of it all. All I need to do now is take the old toilet that is on the other side of the trash trailer and put some silk flowers in it and I will be SET, baby!
Heather mentioned her hatred and envy of my clean and organized laundry room. Let me show you the REST of my house and yard so you will have a better grasp of ‘House Suck’
This would be my porch. Spiffy, no?Enter into my front door into the living room where you are greeted by this tranquil scene to your right:
And this to your left:
Proceed forward into the kitchen, which yesterday was lovely, clean and empty. Now it is stored with the contents of my boy’s room and their playroom because the carpet guys are laying new flooring as I type.
This is my back door. Note the attractive carpet padding and fugly carpet laying in the mud (The trailer was blocked and my husband had to get to work)My newly completed office. I’m blogging over in the corner, but you can’t tell because there wasn’t enough space for me to take a picture of it. Luckily, I know that it will all get cleaned up, hauled away and my house will actually be adorable. It is getting from this hell to the end that just makes.me.tired.
I am going to take my niece out to Sushi for her 21st birthday. Before I do that I have to go shower at my sister’s house. Even though our tub is working, we still don’t have the shower enclosure up. We also have no bathroom door and I really don’t think that the carpet dudes would appreciate seeing me huddled naked in a tub trying not to touch the exposed walls or get the backerboard on the floor wet as I pour buckets of water over my head to rinse my hair.
Then again, maybe they would. Some people are weird.