Just a tiny example of my mail box:
From a peach of a reader regarding yesterday’s post on Girlfriend night and my lack of belief in anything except a sure knowledge that I do not believe in Amway.
“…It is little wonder that you have no belief in anything. Look at the way you live your life! I don’t know why you want to bring Amway down. I think that it is sad that you have to bash it. I love Amway and I know that it is the best avenue for many people. It is too bad you can’t find a more positive path for your life. If you had a positive avenue, I don’t think you would be so damaged. “
Dear Amway Rep:
Thank for your letter regarding the positive influence of Amway on your life.
I am sure that you are very successful at selling Amway with your cheery disposition and “Can-Do” attitude.
I think you are right. Amway is the perfect answer. Where do I sign up? Do I stand in the line that will make my son come back? When do I receive the product that gives me a stable, secure childhood? OH, and don’t forget to send me the paperwork on how to go about registering for the latest information regarding how to undo the damage I’ve done to my dearest loved ones, ok?
I’m so excited!
A profoundly changed woman thanks to you.